💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Delilah Radio Show]

Get you Valentine themed shirts just in time for Halloween! What in the cheap ass Fiverr commissioned [OBJ] #graphicdesignismypassion hell is this shit?

 

[AnOminous]

Jack on Biden

Fun fact, virtually every President has built miles of wall since at least Reagan (who also had one of the biggest immigration amnesties). In fact, Obama built about as much as Trump did. And Biden didn't even slow down.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack simps for Israel

Jagoff only simps for Israel because he's been told to.

Him, and the rest of his churchy friends, want Israel to be a state because they need every single Jew to go back to Israel before Jesus comes back. Although that hasn't stopped some of the more unhinged ones to call this the start of Armageddon or the beginnings of WWIII.

Who wants to meet Fatty in person? I'm sure fast food employees can't wait to host the great and admirable Jack Scalfani.

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You know that place will be swarmed with people asking him about the Party Cheese Salad or just filming to see him sitting there alone with his food.

Fun fact, virtually every President has built miles of wall since at least Reagan (who also had one of the biggest immigration amnesties). In fact, Obama built about as much as Trump did. And Biden didn't even slow down.

Yeah but it's a dog whistle to a lot of people.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

Who wants to meet Fatty in person? I'm sure fast food employees can't wait to host the great and admirable Jack Scalfani.

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I hope Judy Stroyer makes it out. She’s Jack’s biggest fan!

 

[rubytintedchix]

Get you Valentine themed shirts just in time for Halloween! What in the cheap ass Fiverr commissioned [OBJ] #graphicdesignismypassion hell is this shit?

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This one is the best of the bunch “ITS NOT ABOUT ME T” aka “ITS NOT ABOUT MEAT”

Really if he changed out “not” with the word “all” it would be accurate.

Spoiler: Reminder

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This one is the best of the bunch “ITS NOT ABOUT ME T” aka “ITS NOT ABOUT MEAT”

Really if he changed out “not” with the word “all” it would be accurate.

Spoiler: Reminder

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Of course it's all about the meat. Why do you think he eats his burger like a taco? So the meat is the first thing to hit his tongue.

And from the spoiler, nothing screams professional like a Gmail address.

 

[desudesu]

This one is the best of the bunch “ITS NOT ABOUT ME T” aka “ITS NOT ABOUT MEAT”

Really if he changed out “not” with the word “all” it would be accurate.

Spoiler: Reminder

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Oh right, who can forget that. Jack actually thinks his graphic design skills are top notch.

 

[._.]

Get you Valentine themed shirts just in time for Halloween! What in the cheap ass Fiverr commissioned [OBJ] #graphicdesignismypassion hell is this shit?
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I kind of unironically like the top middle one. Im not gonna get one even if it didnt say CWJ, but if I saw some girl wearing it at a concert or something I wouldnt think twice. Some of these are surprisingly normal.

So I wonder where he stole the idea/design from. Because you can see which design is his with the cross and it being about him. Youve seen his other designs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This one is the best of the bunch “ITS NOT ABOUT ME T” aka “ITS NOT ABOUT MEAT”

He should lean into it. The kids love kerning these days.

 

[Pig Cups]

EVERY choice he makes is fucking retarded. He had to have his 4X jersey printed up with his fucking Twitter handle, instead of a more normal and less pathetic "Scalfani."

Dolt. Couldn't even brand it properly by going with a '69,' if he was so hellbent on using his handle as opposed to his surname.

How is this relevant??

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God, what I would give to see Joe's disgusted recoil as he read that tweet. You can literally hear and visualize the fat, just by reading Jack's words.

If I'm not mistaken, Joe's been a vocal partaker in PCTLM streams, where he's repudiated his past involvement with JOTG, and considers his former association with Jack and Tammy to be a wholly negative experience. Pretty sure he commented during the video of jack making his KETO!-friendly homemade "cheez-its" something along the lines of 'I-used-to-know-him-and-this-is-just-sad.' I wouldn't count on getting a response on that one, Jack.

Someone made a video showing Jack's decline from 2008. Pretty dark.

I think there needs to be more of such videos, rather than the same tired trope of "haha, pink chicken/party cheese salad" videos being made ad nauseam.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3IzP5FxDpUs

Nice work. You could make multiple installments of this. With more footage from CA Jack, and his most unhealthy hits from that era. With an edit that blends the beginning of the coffee sock video with [record scratch] the announcement of his arm-killing stroke + more footage from the Hendersonville era. With more of his hobbling gait featured. With the way he's gurgling now, juxtaposing his most recent uploads with 2008 footage would be jarring. Definitely an opportunity to use the piano music from the opening of My 600-lb Life.

 

[beepbopisuckcock]

He should lean into it. The kids love kerning these days.
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Keming is too subtle for him.

This is more his style:

Note: My first design is free, Jack. After that you'll have to start paying.

 

[Adamska]

Pickle juice + buttermilk is overkill, they're both acidic marinades to soak into the chicken, and doubling up just makes the meat mushy.

Chick Fil A is well known for using peanut oil not veggie oil.

We're still very firmly in Jack's Sad Era, it's hard to make fun of him because he's just so helpless and clueless on camera these days.

VEVOR has great reviews online.

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I'd actually laugh if he accidentally causes an electrical grease fire with this pile of dogshit. Again, if you for whatever reason want to get a fryer, you do want them to be of a good build quality, specifically because of that worry. And of course he had to lie about "getting it" to salvage his ego over his channel being as healthy as his brain; ie dead and mostly empty.

Also Chick-fil-a sandwiches are not brined in pickle juice at all. The reason you taste that is because they put slices of pickle on them unless you ask otherwise. They're actually just brined in salt-sugar solution with some MSG. Jack, like a lot of copy-cats, got that wrong.

Also congrats on coming out Jack; most copycats did the recipe because Chick-fil-a's homophobic stance. Very brave to admit you finally like cock.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Also Chick-fil-a sandwiches are not brined in pickle juice at all. The reason you taste that is because they put slices of pickle on them unless you ask otherwise. They're actually just brined in salt-sugar solution with some MSG. Jack, like a lot of copy-cats, got that wrong.

They also layer the pickles on the bottom of the bun so they hit your tongue first.

Not that that matters to Jagoff because he eats it like a taco.

 

[AnOminous]

Also Chick-fil-a sandwiches are not brined in pickle juice at all. The reason you taste that is because they put slices of pickle on them unless you ask otherwise. They're actually just brined in salt-sugar solution with some MSG. Jack, like a lot of copy-cats, got that wrong.

True or not it's a good brining solution.

 

[Dollar Duck]

This one is the best of the bunch “ITS NOT ABOUT ME T” aka “ITS NOT ABOUT MEAT”

Really if he changed out “not” with the word “all” it would be accurate.

Spoiler: Reminder

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So I have been out of the loop for a while, and I would like to ask what this "TJ Services" is? Is this some new scam from Jack or is it related to this Jack Pack thing?

 

[p1138]

So I have been out of the loop for a while, and I would like to ask what this "TJ Services" is? Is this some new scam from Jack or is it related to this Jack Pack thing?

It's whatever company she runs or works for apparently as a financial controller for the past few years. It's probably their own LLC and she's a "consultant" or some nonsense.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tammy-scalfani-314ab778/

edit: Yeah, it's her stupid financial consulting gig

https://www.facebook.com/TJSERVICESTN/

We do accounting, bookkeeping, Quickbooks training, social media management, health insurance, life insurance, graphic design. We are a company that does many different things.

Here is my wife's new Facebook page. As you know, she has Started her own accounting/bookkeeping service. She is able to help anybody in the United States.
Please LIKE her page and let her know by messaging her whether you need any help running your business.

 

[Sonic T]

Does he think he's a clothing designer now? This couldn't look any more autistic.

 

[Tiresome]

Does he think he's a clothing designer now? This couldn't look any more autistic.
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And what's great is it'll hide the vermin swarming Jack's body after they cart his wendigo-abandoned carcass out of the McRanchion.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

im starting to think its Jack who is doing the trolling

 

[a terminal posture]

Mainly just him whining about prices again.