💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Fatrick claiming to not wear underwear because it's too constricting is 100% him trying to claim he has a large penis without outright saying so. Now, we unfortunately have video evidence to the contrary; and, as has been outlined earlier in this thread, Fat's propensity towards wearing jeans means that if he were even regularly endowed it would start rubbing very sensitive parts on the back of his zipper. Therefore, I can only conclude that not only is he rocking a chode, but Fatrick Skidmark Tomlinson is so fat that the front of his jeans forms a pocket of space from waistband to pantleg.
Seriously; I don't care if you use a bidet or even shower after every bowel movement, not wearing underwear (especially as a man, especially as a man that has openly admitted to having herpes) in your day-to-day is fucking gross. Every culture that developed legwear developed undergarments for the genital region either before or immediately after (yes, including for kilts).
 
The reason Pat has to do all this dumb shit is overcompensation. If he were truly confident in himself, he'd see someone write some dumb shit like "I farted in your wife's vagina!" and be like "whatever, faggot" and block him without even responding. But because he's insecure and feels like he's weak and losing, he has to write long essays about how that's not true and he's going to send you to prison, etc etc.

It's all because he hates himself and feels like a failure, so he has to try to "fix" it.
 
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Fat's propensity towards wearing jeans means that if he were even regularly endowed it would start rubbing very sensitive parts on the back of his zipper. Therefore, I can only conclude that not only is he rocking a chode
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Chodes are thick. Fatty has a tiny little faucet dick, both short and thin. He's a needle-dicked catfucker.
 
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Can't be assed to shop fat's face in it but you get the idea
 
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Fatrick both knows from experience that being stupid isn't a legal defense and yet continues to play stupid when it comes to his niggeroni operations. Which one is it Fatrick?
 

Ballad of Milwaukee

In the ghetto of Milwaukee
Is a place Patrick calls home
A half-hovel with a lien that a man from Oman owns
You may look in vain for daughters and you'll never see a-one
But often between the rising and the setting of the sun
You can hear impotent squealing
As trotters hammer a phone
You can hear menthol winds blowing
Into better wife's fronthole.

John A. Gibney, Richard Prongay, and a hundred contact forms
Thomas Apostle, Dan Mullen
Checkmark gone for evermore.

Science-fiction pedophiles said to Rick S. Thomas
"Take one hundred grand and go
Hire that twink fag Resto."
Well the Pig went to Minc Law
And his eyes shone with glee
And he oinked on Twitter
Assembling fat mutant coterie.

Shane Nokes with his old butter knife
Jackie the street shitter
Stood together rank and file
With Hildy the pedophile.

"You may end up with your own threads, "
Pigger told them that day
"Those who want to can seethe now
Those who lust after kids let 'em stay."

On Twitter they held the line
With the tranny jannies
In all of that dysgenic lot
Not one of them had a job
With brothermen a-dancin'
In Surya's golden light
Rahul Kumar came prancing
On a cow that was black as Bam's cunt.

Sent coked-out lawyers to tell
Patrick to surrender
Patrick answered with a squeal
Thinking he would just appeal
Rahul Kumar turned maroon
"Play motley poo!" he roared
"I will shit in his Susan
Debtor Pig will be put to the sword!"

One fat faggot with bitch tits
Owing fifty thousand
Debtor's exam, payment plan
Pigger bailed and bailed again
Then he sent pro se filing
All retarded and gay
With the contempt case coming
He was worried he'd be forced to pay...

Twice he begged mother-in-law
On the fatal third time
Lynne Robinson loudly screeched
Paid the debt and lawyer fees
Now the Pig is buck broken
And there's rust on his car
And the Tiny Tim novel...
Forgotten in a chasm of lard...

In the ghetto of Milwaukee
At a bar Patrick called home
Sits a funster with voodoo dolls in a corner all alone
And he sees the patrons drinking where a couple years ago
All the fax machines were printing and drunk Polacks used to go
And his eyes are sorta Downy
And his head has a bald patch
As he takes his hat off slowly...
For Pigger has met his match.
To the five long years of glory
To methane in Nikky's snatch...
 
Wrong on every level stalker children, Fatrick obviously doesn’t need to wear underwear because his gunt spills over enough to act as a loincloth.
 
Of course Rick doesn't wear underwear. As I've told you many times in this thread, child, he sits around all day on the fart sofa in nothing but his bathrobe scrolling Twitter. Once you reach a certain level of obesity most conventional garments can't fit you comfortably anymore so that's more convenient.

However he has to let all the stalkers know as a form of enticement. Those are Patrick's feminine wiles on display.

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Hey patrick.... what else did Patton have to say about these related topics?
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If General Patton could look through time and see slovenly Pat sitting around on Twitter writing this kind of shit, he'd just go home. Whatever the other guys have planned it can't lead to a worse future than this.
 
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