🐮 Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

There is no such as a sex cult of essenes unless there is a modern group that does that that i dont know about. The ancient essenes were just normal jews

They aren't going to let you into the sex cult unless you bring at least one girl with you. That's how this works Andrew

 

[TractorGirl]

Yet no societal punishment for masturbators.

Go wank near a playground and let us know how it goes.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Go wank near a playground and let us know how it goes.

Youre being a troll. Obviously if you masturbate in a way that commits other crimes thats a separate crime. Sexual assault is a separate crime. Public indecency is also a separate crime. Masturbation itself is not a crime in our society. You know that and youre just being a troll. Give some valid moral criticisms of me. Dont twist common sense things just to troll. For example the other user regards surrogacy as a violation of peoples dignity. While i disagree that is at least a genuine/sincere statement from them. In your case you are inventing and twisting things i didnt even say and dont even support or advocate for. Target my actual views, statements, or behaviors. Dont invent or fabricate things about me it makes you look stupid.

Andrew are you a loud cummer? Or do you just grunt and then pop or is it totally silent?

I like to say things and i like to be vocal when i cum when im by myself but if im in a public restroom i am silent so that people dont think im masturbating.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I like to say things and i like to be vocal when i cum when im by myself but if im in a public restroom i am silent so that people dont think im masturbating.

You jerk off in the toilets at work/at the mall?
For fuck sake Andrew, you're like a retard that had a lobotomy, no fucking delay of gratification.

 

[TractorGirl]

Youre being a troll. Obviously if you masturbate in a way that commits other crimes thats a separate crime. Sexual assault is a separate crime. Public indecency is also a separate crime. Masturbation itself is not a crime in our society. You know that and youre just being a troll. Give some valid moral criticisms of me. Dont twist common sense things just to troll. For example the other user regards surrogacy as a violation of peoples dignity. While i disagree that is at least a genuine/sincere statement from them. In your case you are inventing and twisting things i didnt even say and dont even support or advocate for. Target my actual views, statements, or behaviors. Dont invent or fabricate things about me it makes you look stupid.

A public restroom is much more dignified apparently.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

You jerk off in the toilets at work/at the mall?
For fuck sake Andrew, you're like a retard that had a lobotomy, no fucking delay of gratification.

Its called sex addiction.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Its called sex addiction.

8Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire. 9And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

There's plenty of troon butchers and eunuchmakers who'd help you out.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Its called sex addiction.

So you have an excuse for your retard actions, but sex workers? Nope, evil. No questions asked. Burn at stake.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Its called sex addiction.

It's called: self-indulgence, no impulse control, extreme coomerism.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Do you still work as a menial factory laborer moving boxes around? Do you have friends there?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Do you still work as a menial factory laborer moving boxes around? Do you have friends there?

The title is 'Strategic container relocation acting supervisor', thank you very much.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Do you still work as a menial factory laborer moving boxes around? Do you have friends there?

I still work there yep.

And yea id say i have friends there or at least good acquaintances. But my one coworker I that I am interested in, she and I are going to see a movie sometime soon. I asked if she wanted to see a movie with me sometime and she said yes so I am pretty excited for that

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I still work there yep.

And yea id say i have friends there or at least good acquaintances. But my one coworker I that I am interested in, she and I are going to see a movie sometime soon. I asked if she wanted to see a movie with me sometime and she said yes so I am pretty excited for that

Remember to tell her she is worth less to you in both yours and God's eyes. Oh, and that if you're really into the vibe, that she can totally be your personal baby factory (while still working, of course, no free rides).

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Remember to tell her she is worth less to you in both yours and God's eyes. Oh, and that if you're really into the vibe, that she can totally be your personal baby factory (while still working, of course, no free rides).

What I say all depends on who someone is. I need to get to know her before id tell her so much about me.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

What I say all depends on who someone is. I need to get to know her before id tell her so much about me.

Entrapment. Got it.

 

[Baby Yoda]

I still work there yep.

And yea id say i have friends there or at least good acquaintances. But my one coworker I that I am interested in, she and I are going to see a movie sometime soon. I asked if she wanted to see a movie with me sometime and she said yes so I am pretty excited for that

I hate and like you at the same time. I hate you for being a cuck and giving Melinda $15,000, but I am impressed how youre able to goad all these different women into dating you, and in extreme cases licking your butthole.

I guess I was wrong, Chad isnt hoarding all the women and incels do have a shot.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I asked if she wanted to see a movie with me sometime and she said yes so I am pretty excited for that

New movies suck. Get her to your place and watch "The Name of the Rose" together, it has religious themes, you should like it.
During the scene where people are burned at stakes whisper: "Those were the times, don't you think, babe?"

I am impressed how youre able to goad all these different women into dating you, and in extreme cases licking your butthole.

Every other incel should kill himself in shame seeing Andrew slaying the box.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

New movies suck. Get her to your place and watch "The Name of the Rose" together, it has religious themes, you should like it.
During the scene where people are burned at stakes whisper: "Those were the times, don't you think, babe?"


Every other incel should kill himself in shame seeing Andrew slaying the box.

He hasn't slain the puss just yet. Plenty of men stumble right before the finish line.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

I hate and like you at the same time. I hate you for being a cuck and giving Melinda $15,000, but I am impressed how youre able to goad all these different women into dating you, and in extreme cases licking your butthole.

I guess I was wrong, Chad isnt hoarding all the women and incels do have a shot.

All i have to do is talk and behave like a normal person. Not too hard.

New movies suck. Get her to your place and watch "The Name of the Rose" together, it has religious themes, you should like it.
During the scene where people are burned at stakes whisper: "Those were the times, don't you think, babe?"


Every other incel should kill himself in shame seeing Andrew slaying the box.

She likes horror movies. When theres one she wants to see she will let me know. Probably sometime in October since so many horror movies often come out then

 

[Baby Yoda]

Andrew, since youre a coomer do you have a "fuck totem"?

It's like a spiritual shrine you set up and constantly fuck and cum in. I have one in my room. Its about 4 feet tall and its a wooden totem pole thats been hollowed out and full of meat like ground beekmf and chicken I put in there. I drilled a 2 inch in diameter hole into the fuck totem and put my penis inside and fuck it. the meat in the totem makes it squishy . My fuck totem has taken thousands of my loads and there it sits in the corner of my room.

Spoiler: WTF am I looking at