🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Born To Shill]

Is he giving money to his online girlfriend?

 

[Muppetstudios]

Hes lost nearly all his money paying people back and he hasnt even started gambling yet

 

[Yae]

Is he giving money to his online girlfriend?

I think he did. I believe he's said something about her gambling before, so maybe he's supplying her with some of the

 

[Born To Shill]

I think he did. I believe he's said something about her gambling before, so maybe he's supplying her with some of the

Sharing the juice is not something I would have expected but that does make sense, unless he owes her money.

 

[Andoxico]

Sharing the juice is not something I would have expected but that does make sense, unless he owes her money.

much more likely he owes her money. I'm pretty sure they send back and forth, she sent him some this morning

 

[Autistic Joe]

Plinko has gotta take the cake for the dumbest game on that site
bossman_plinko.mp4

Now that was a winning collection of clips, thanks fren! That Plinko game really got me thinking, it's just so obvious that Lossman has no concept of probability and expected outcomes. Assuming a fair game (lol), with 16 rows the two big jackpots each have a 1-in-65536 chance to hit, but the payout is only in the low thousands. And I don't think he understands that the ball can't get back into a big-winner track once it falls out.

Since I can model this game easily (unlike card games), I went ahead and did a quick simulation autism in Excel using RAND.

Spoiler: Probability Sperging

Using one of the Plinko games from templeofgames.com with similar payouts to the one Austin is playing, I came up with this:

Slot #	# Chances	% Chance	Win Amt	Expected
0	1	0.0015%	3843.30	0.0586
1	16	0.0244%	238.90	0.0583
2	120	0.1831%	32.00	0.0586
3	560	0.8545%	6.80	0.0581
4	1820	2.7771%	2.10	0.0583
5	4368	6.6650%	0.90	0.0600
6	8008	12.2192%	0.50	0.0611
7	11440	17.4561%	0.30	0.0524
8	12870	19.6381%	0.30	0.0589
9	11440	17.4561%	0.30	0.0524
10	8008	12.2192%	0.50	0.0611
11	4368	6.6650%	0.90	0.0600
12	1820	2.7771%	2.10	0.0583
13	560	0.8545%	6.80	0.0581
14	120	0.1831%	32.00	0.0586
15	16	0.0244%	238.90	0.0583
16	1	0.0015%	3843.30	0.0586
			Total:	0.9898

The expected outcome is to win back 0.9898 per 1.0000 bet, so a house edge of ~1.02%. I ran a bunch of sequential simulations, starting with $100 and $1 per play. A few did actually win - one even hit the biggest jackpot - but the majority was just a string of losses with an occasional pop of $2 or $6. Most of the time you run out of money after 200-300 rounds:



Come to think of it, that graph is basically "The Bossman Experience" no matter which game he plays.

TLDR: his money would last longer just feeding it into a paper shredder $1 at a time.

 

[Born To Shill]

TLDR: his money would last longer just feeding it into a paper shredder $1 at a time.

I think his money would be better spent doing that in general. It's pretty crazy seeing how low the chances are though.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

Since I can model this game easily (unlike card games), I went ahead and did a quick simulation autism in Excel using RAND.

Come for the highs and lows of Bossman, stay for the mathematical breakdown of gambling probability.

 

[Yae]

Did he just walk out of his room to punch the wall so it wouldn't be on camera?
Can certainly hear something going on in the hallway.

 

[Muppetstudios]

His dog is upset the cat game won the poll

 

[Yae]

Its rip city time we are so back

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Wyświetl załącznik BMJ sneaky mutt.webp

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Chat voted for RIP City and he's currently losing it all.

 

[Born To Shill]

Made a very quick edit I thought would be funny.

 

[Andoxico]

He's making a lot of calls tonight, wonder what's going on. Also, I'm curious to look up his crypto addys on the blockchain to see all the transactions

 

[Born To Shill]

Chat voted for RIP City and he's currently losing it all.

The return of RIP has been a disaster so far.

 

[arc minsk]

He's making a lot of calls tonight, wonder what's going on. Also, I'm curious to look up his crypto addys on the blockchain to see all the transactions

he also left twice to "make a coffee" and came back within 15 seconds with no cup and goes "that was energizing". okay, bro.

 

[Born To Shill]

he also left twice to "make a coffee" and came back within 15 seconds with no cup and goes "that was energizing". okay, bro.

Now he apparently has to take medicine, very interesting.

 

[Yae]

That stream ending fake out

 

[Born To Shill]

I bet his dealer blocked his number lol.