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because i apparently at some level hate you all and hate myself, i present: a clip of jack scalfani farting while showcasing cream-soaked canned cinnamon rolls
 
So when he says he decided to make the jackpack free because of what his pastor said, do you guys think he was talking about some generalized message during a sermon? Or do you think his pastor took him aside and tried to talk him out of his own retardation for his own good?
 
So when he says he decided to make the jackpack free because of what his pastor said, do you guys think he was talking about some generalized message during a sermon? Or do you think his pastor took him aside and tried to talk him out of his own retardation for his own good?
Has to be some generalized message that his ego took to be about him. I don't believe his pastor took him aside and tried to prevent him from doing something even more retarded than the jackpack nonsense we got because that would require at least some level of self awareness on Fatty's part that we know he's incapable of.
 
Nice Kubrick stare that Jack has going in the thumbnail.
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You just know he was the guy in the bear suit giving Delbert Grady a blowjob.
 
So when he says he decided to make the jackpack free because of what his pastor said, do you guys think he was talking about some generalized message during a sermon? Or do you think his pastor took him aside and tried to talk him out of his own retardation for his own good?
Neither. He’s making shit up. Just like sending dehydrated rancid Turkey to soldierboy and “I’m taking this to Bible study” when he triples the calories of cinnamon buns by dressing them up with heavy crème and Oreos. He’s not doing that. He’s eating it all himself. The only person that still believes jack is himself. Because he’s too stupid to see through his own lies.
 
So when he says he decided to make the jackpack free because of what his pastor said, do you guys think he was talking about some generalized message during a sermon? Or do you think his pastor took him aside and tried to talk him out of his own retardation for his own good?
I think it's just fatty virtue signaling and nothing of the such ever happened. Anyone who decides to be generous* for once in their life because of what their pastor said is full of shit. Pastors should be saying that pretty much every week

*I know Jack giving his JackoffPack for free isn't really generous because no one wants it
 
I feel like Jack went to the pastor to ask about how to monetize the Jack Pack, and his pastor told him to do charity out of kindness and love.

So, Jack is SEETHING at doing this for free, and that is why he keeps mentioning it. Like when he finds out something went up in price, or is told a restaurant is out of bacon grease as a beverage choice.

I know no one gives a shit, but I never liked the Jim Traynor meme. There are plenty of real things about Jack and Tammy to mock, and when people dip into sexual fanfic of them, things have gone too far.

One example of humor I enjoyed was in the house listings, where everyone pointed out the unused treadmill, which many fatties use as clothing storage. Or how Tammy was successfully losing weight, but Jack dragged her back down into the pit of despair, and she's back to double portions, just like him.
 
I know no one gives a shit, but I never liked the Jim Traynor meme. There are plenty of real things about Jack and Tammy to mock, and when people dip into sexual fanfic of them, things have gone too far.
I just don't like it because the thought of either two of these grotesque fatties having sex is repulsive. It's almost as disgusting as Jack's food and eating habits.
 
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