💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Now that he has paid Quasi, Fatrick is going to go all in with that batty Pajeet chick to dox Quasi and Co., 10 times more than he has already. Prepare for Tomlinson to don his tinfoil hat calling random people on the internet terrorists 24/7; shits about to get REAL good.
I'm wondering if Pat/Nikki's family are as brain-dead as they are, and Pat somehow convinced them to lend them the money so they could then get around to suing "Quasi" and getting the money back and then some. If that's their plan then, woo boy Patposting is gonna get fun heehee

The pig paid in full
How did he do it, we ask?
The Kiwis gossip
 
Now he's @ing his ex-publisher begging them to please take him back. It's gonna be a rough night in the half-hovel.
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Unless someone proves otherwise, I'm going to assume SFWA paid it. Or maybe the mother-in-law.
Does that really absolve him of an L though? If somebody else paid it, it was paid in his name, for his retardation.

Frankly, I think it's just as likely he paid it to avoid being held in contempt, but is trying to claim he didn't because he knows how devastating this looks. I would assume even Fatrick might have figured out his "stalker child" crap wouldn't work on a judge. But maybe I'm wrong. I understand he's pretty stupid.
 
So how many men did Pat have to jerk off under the Milwaukee Harbor Bridge to pay for this? I’m assuming he’s charging $15 a cock, but no charge for transwomen?

@Null you got your calculator out?

EDIT: This is a Norm MacDonald joke, it’s about Adam Eget go watch Norm’s podcast
 
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...Aren't those two basically the same question? Hiring someone to kill someone is conspiracy to murder.
to be fair to pat, repetitive questions are a staple of our society. when you buy a gun and fill out the form, you have to answer No to at least two questions that outright ask if you're going to commit a crime with it.
 
Now he's @ing his ex-publisher begging them to please take him back. It's gonna be a rough night in the half-hovel.

That's the way all successful writers do it, child. Just this past week JK Rowling was begging publishers to work with her on xitter while handselling many books at her local pub for the price of a snickers.

I'm sorry you don't understand the writing profession. I can't help you.
 
I'm wondering if Pat/Nikki's family are as brain-dead as they are, and Pat somehow convinced them to lend them the money so they could then get around to suing "Quasi" and getting the money back and then some. If that's their plan then, woo boy Patposting is gonna get fun heehee

The pig paid in full
How did he do it, we ask?
The Kiwis gossip
I'm going with the theory that Nikki went to her mom for help after Pat submitted his insane Fatifesto and they hired a lawyer last minute and just went around Pat. In Wisconsin the spouse is equally on the hook for debts so Pats childish stubbornness isn't just fucking him its fucking Nikki too, if it wasn't the SFWA I think the family realized Pat is just dragging Nikki through the shit too and decided enough is enough.
If this is true I wouldn't be surprised if she files for divorce before the end of the year too.
Pat is a stubborn child and a fucking idiot, for Nikki to stay with him she must be as retarded as him, I know if I acted like him I'd be getting divorced, you couldn't blame any wife for leaving when the husband is determined to torpedo his entire life rather than take an L, and over something so stupid too.
Pats way of responding to things is 100% to blame for the mess they are in.
Its fucking unreal.
 
At the 44:00 minute mark Fatrick and Niki allege that Pests have set up dating site profiles of Niki and told strange men to come and rape her, due to her having a rape fantasy.
Is that them telling porkies again?
Did anyone archive this here? I recall meaning to do so when it was first posted. I cant find the file on my drive or through a search here.
At the beginning of the live stream there was approximately 20 minutes of this guy babbling about some fat black lady, and ballwashing hollywood writers. I cut that inane chatter out to get within a 200 meg file size.

Collier Landry -Lizzo Lawsuit & What is Swatting? w/ Patrick Tomlinson (Source)
Description: it's a special live episode of Thursday Thoughts with guests Patrick Tomlinson and Niki Robinson sharing their nightmare experience with swatting. Also, analysis of the Lizzo lawsuit! The FBI has formed a national database to track and prevent 'swatting'. Technology advancements allow callers to mask their voices, phone numbers or IP addresses (also called "spoofing") or make their false 911 calls sound more credible.
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I'm going with the theory that Nikki went to her mom for help after Pat submitted his insane Fatifesto and they hired a lawyer last minute and just went around Pat. In Wisconsin the spouse is equally on the hook for debts so Pats childish stubbornness isn't just fucking him its fucking Nikki too, if it wasn't the SFWA I think the family realized Pat is just dragging Nikki through the shit too and decided enough is enough.
If this is true I wouldn't be surprised if she files for divorce before the end of the year too.
Pat is a stubborn child and a fucking idiot, for Nikki to stay with him she must be as retarded as him, I know if I acted like him I'd be getting divorced, you couldn't blame any wife for leaving when the husband is determined to torpedo his entire life rather than take an L, and over something so stupid too.
Pats way of responding to things is 100% to blame for the mess they are in.
Its fucking unreal.
This is the most likely scenario. After Fatso retained a lawyer, and the attorneys got to talking, Quasi's attorney likely explained that if Pat wanted to continue being a stubborn deadbeat who would rather sit in jail than pay a debt, then Niki and her business is next in line. At that point Lynne wrote a check. It wouldn't surprise me if the pests discover a Craigslist ad or something offering a familiar-looking half a house for rent.
 
He's extremely mentally ill, and this probably just snapped the last few threads of his sanity like over tightened guitar strings.
Pat has just suffered the nastiest narcissistic injury yet, denial is all he has left.
He's also got that "Quote Me Accurately" autism where if its true that Nikki and the in laws went around him, he can cope with the technicality that he did not in fact, Pay Quasi, as the money did not come from him.
Don't forget his Narcissism requires Fat to have the last word, which is why his Xitter timeline is overloaded with countless iterations of telling stalkers to Enjoy Prison. (Has someone shooped that into the Coca-Cola logo yet?)

With the settlement, its proved that all he has left is blatent denial and lying. He's not going to get better.
 
I just had an idea. Patrick could comb through this thread, gather the screenshots and archives of every tweet, and use them to make a book titled No, Child: One Man's Fight Against the World. He could sell it and make back what he paid to Quasi.

I would suggest calling Netflix and offering to sell them the rights to this story, but he's so stupid he'd probably let himself get written out of receiving any royalties.
 
Does that really absolve him of an L though? If somebody else paid it, it was paid in his name, for his retardation.
For normal people, yes. For Patrick in delusional Patrick Land, no. Because he's clever and smrt and we're not, stalker childs, because he technically did not pay Quasi himself. Technically.
Frankly, I think it's just as likely he paid it to avoid being held in contempt, but is trying to claim he didn't because he knows how devastating this looks. I would assume even Fatrick might have figured out his "stalker child" crap wouldn't work on a judge. But maybe I'm wrong. I understand he's pretty stupid.
This is also possible. He's pretty bull-headed in maintaining his delusions, even if he's literally the only one he can convince with the lie.
Pat is a stubborn child and a fucking idiot, for Nikki to stay with him she must be as retarded as him, I know if I acted like him I'd be getting divorced, you couldn't blame any wife for leaving when the husband is determined to torpedo his entire life rather than take an L, and over something so stupid too.
The fact she hasn't already divorced him is astounding to me. He got her on the hook for retard money. Tens of thousands of dollars of his retard debt. And then she had to humble herself and grovel, as a grown woman, to her own parents for help with a problem created purely by her retard husband. It's about as pathetic as a woman that gets smacked around by her man but still dutifully brings him his fresh sammiches right on schedule. Only the battered woman at least has a legitimate fear for her physical safety to blame.
 
I'm fucking stunned. How?
It's telling that Patrick has several times mentioned that atalker childs don't deserve honesty. Unfortunately since his head is mostly full of gravy where the brain ought to be, he doesn't appreciate that effective lies appear to be true, or realize that to anyone with a high school GPA of 1.8 or higher his lies that obviously contradict reality only make him seem like an idiot.

It's this lack of insight that (along with his unprecedented obesity) that makes Patrick the cow he is: he doesn't see why his ridiculous lies are ridiculous, he doesn't see why constantly replying to funsters gives them a reason to heckle him, and he doesn't see how trying to sue funsters individually or shut down the forums they use gives them more than sufficient reason to seek revenge.

To be fair to the pigman, it's natural enough that he doesn't want to do any kind of honest introspection or self evaluation. If he did, he'd have to admit that he's a fat, stupid failure who most people instinctively find repulsive and who has no prospects for the future.
 
To be fair to the pigman, it's natural enough that he doesn't want to do any kind of honest introspection or self evaluation. If he did, he'd have to admit that he's a fat, stupid failure who most people instinctively find repulsive and who has no prospects for the future.
the more I think of it the more I realize you guys are right, if he saw even a blurry vision of himself and had even the bare minimum of self reflection he'd lose his shit. His ego is the thread holding himself together.
 
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