🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Drama Fan]

If I learned anything it’s never bet on red in roulette and never stand on a fucking 12-15 in blackjack. Guess that’ll be useful if I ever feel like visiting Chief Hands-In-Your-Pocket and the Loseurkashh tribe at the local casino

The real big-brained strat would be to fly out to Vegas with Austin and just bet on the opposite of what he does.

 

[break these cuffs]

The real big-brained strat would be to fly out to Vegas with Austin and just bet on the opposite of what he does sick him on OG Geezer.

Maybe we'd get some IP2 content out if it. Austin would be an IP2 streamer if he didn't have well off parents and didn't get himself killed.

 

[dumbledore]

"That happened so fast". We need a clip of that ending when the vod goes up. Feels like dogshit even though he withdrew.

EDIT: Smaller size, 720p 50fps.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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Can it be a true and honest Bossman stream if he didn't say he hated his life?

 

[Drama Fan]

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EDIT: Smaller size, 720p 50fps.

He's got a Logitech G Pro X in his amazon tab.

Didn't daddy just get him a Walmart one?

 

[break these cuffs]

He's got a Logitech G Pro X in his amazon tab.
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Didn't daddy just get him a Walmart one?

Cheapass ones. Chat was giving him suggestions on what to buy when he's on the come up.

 

[Heed Not]

Kiwi gamblers, I need your help
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I thought in blackjack the dealer and the player were dealt to from the same single deck of cards. But in this both Austin and the dealer have a 9 of clubs. Am I just wrong about how the game works or is the site so shitty that it doesn't take already dealt cards out of the RNG possibilities?

It's common in casinos to use multiple decks at the blackjack table even in real life. Single (or usually two) deck tables are where amateur card counters go to cut their teeth. The payouts are lower on single deck tables and you usually cannot join mid-deck. Some do continuous shuffle.
Regular paying tables are usually six or 8 deck.

 

[Meiwaku]

I'm wrong, it's worse than I thought.

He is a Platinum I, but on the current livestream I saw a he's 90% of the way to Platinum II, which has a requirement of $500,000. Based on how Stake calculates its progress, this means that he has wagered approximately $475,000 on Stake as of 26/08/2023.

Bad quality screenshot of current progress:
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Hahaha, oh fuck.

Finance Spergging

Income

Stake $250 credit per day (250 x 365)= $91,250.00
"My mom gives me $20 a day" (20 x 365)= $7,300.00

Total "Income"= $98,550.00

Expenses

Rent: $0.00
Utilities: $0.00
Food: $0.00
Gamer Set-up Expenses: $0.00
We'd: -$20.00 (per weeding, self admission)
Cocaine: -$??.??

Total Expenses: ????

Total spent on Stake : $475,000
Missing/ Unaccounted for $ : $376,450.00


Am I missing any income? We have some dots to connect here.

 

[cheese burger69]

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EDIT: Smaller size, 720p 50fps.

You missed this epic reaction about a minute before your clip starts, here's a gif!

 

[Meiwaku]

0:20

Can anyone make these clips of him dancing for earning 2k as well as his fish reeling into transparent gifs? I feel they would be most useful

 

[dumbledore]

Back live.

 

[03crep]

He's playing Apex now

>doesn't know how to mute people
>addresses chat like his teammates can't hear him

My god and his teammate has the worst mic I've ever heard holy SMOKES

edit: he is REALLY bad at Apex and didn't even play for 5 minutes before getting wiped and going straight to slots

 

[Collections Agent]

He just stood on 14 with the dealer showing a King

This dude is just plain stupid lmao

 

[xMasCrack]

He just unbanned his lover Alyson live on stream, after she allegedly asked his mods for nudes and sent them nudes. She sent him a 27$ juicer for unban.

 

[ditto]

If I saw a roulette table get red 50 times in a row. the chances of that occurring in a fair wheel is less than 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000. Which would you bet on, that the table is fair and got that 1 in quadrillion chance, or that the table is rigged and there is a higher than 1 in quadrillion that someone is cheating the odds to make it turn up red?

This reminds me of the scene in Casino where De Niro's character immediately knows the slots are being fixed

This faggot lurker updated his video description after your post

Now link to the thread.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

This game is a french sounding name with a racoon dressed as a leprechaun wtf

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

hes taking it all the way to RIP City right now, the cats have come for their pound of flesh
edit: "GOD OH MAN DUDE, i lost it ALL man!"
its gone

 

[xMasCrack]

The cats took the 27$ juicer his babe sent him, Shes rejuicing him now.

 

[KokoDekka]

The transition from him being excited from winning 10 bucks to "I just lost it all" makes me laugh every time.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

he has about 20 dollars pending, it will be in his account soon
he just did a poll, and it was decided he will return to RIP City as soon as it money clears