🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Watcher]

What do you think is the stupidest game Austin plays on Stake ? I think it's "le bandit" with that fucking French racoon.

Anything featuring slots. Roulette is bad on it's own but slot machines are designed to only pay out a certain amount. It's easily where he has to be blowing the most amount of money.

Not gonna lie, this is somehow one of the weirder threads on the farms even though it's mundane compared to a lot of other stuff. Watching some lower class guy sperg and gamble the smallest amount of money possible and getting entertainment out of it is so fucking niche. And for some reason now I can't stop watching.

He's very much a 2011-2012 era lolcow.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Jesus Christ he only gambled for six minutes before running out

 

[break these cuffs]

Probably, retards have been mentioning it in chat ever since it was featured, proving that featuring shit always brings in the tards

There is a clip of him talking about how he doesn't care and he's got a gun or some shit. Like that matters. Very few retards have actually shown up at someone's house. As the site has grown and some cows with their own troll communities, like Cyraxx's, have come to prominence, they make the autists who fuck with DSP look tame. Swattings and shit are what he needs to worry about.

He also needs to quit crying on discord over his bitch and play some slots.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Anything featuring slots. Roulette is bad on it's own but slot machines are designed to only pay out a certain amount. It's easily where he has to be blowing the most amount of money.

He's very much a 2011-2012 era lolcow.

The worst part about Stake's slots, since they are 100% computer generated they just have more possible stops compared to mechanical slots. Also Stake isn't regulated like at all so unlike the Slots in Vegas they don't have a government mandated payout rate.

 

[break these cuffs]

The worst part about Stake's slots, since they are 100% computer generated they just have more possible stops compared to mechanical slots. Also Stake isn't regulated like at all so unlike the Slots in Vegas they don't have a government mandated payout rate.

Do mechanical slots even exist anymore? I'm pretty sure even Vegas has gone to video slots.

 

[Watcher]

Swattings and shit are what he needs to worry about.

Bossmanjack will likely start getting a-logs from the DSP/Cyrax community and we'll see an influx of swattings and irl harassment. It's a little unfortunate that people can't just leave these cows alone and watch from a distance.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Not gonna lie, this is somehow one of the weirder threads on the farms even though it's mundane compared to a lot of other stuff. Watching some lower class guy sperg and gamble the smallest amount of money possible and getting entertainment out of it is so fucking niche. And for some reason now I can't stop watching.

His addiction to gambling is rubbing off onto you, but instead it's an addiction to watching this retard.

Jokes aside, he really is one of those lolcows that is like watching a car crash in slow motion: You want to look away, but you can't.

 

[Watcher]

I'd love to see a cat scan of this dudes brain.

Likely similar to this dude

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

it begins

 

[break these cuffs]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BF5SzIN63w8Likely similar to this dude

The fact they didn't show what it looks like when he loses gives me a big thunk face.

Oh god. We have another 1% of autoplay dice game to hit Plat II. Snoozefest.

 

[The Cock Carousel]

"Bros go follow Konsxious_Kellz he smokes weed."
What a selling point, Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Oh god. We have another 1% of autoplay dice game to hit Plat II. Snoozefest.

When the dopamine hits from big wins just isn't enough anymore.

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

when he returns he will have lost 3$

 

[DerrickXmas]

In b4 he goes to "get a drink" and comes back with no drink. *sniff sniff*



#ChristmasInAugust

 

[Watcher]

The fact they didn't show what it looks like when he loses gives me a big thunk face.

Oh god. We have another 1% of autoplay dice game to hit Plat II. Snoozefest.

As far as I know the gambler brain actually reacts largely identically to winning as they do losing. The thing they're addicted to is the act of putting their money in the machine and watching the reels or the wheel spin. It's why he's moaning "please help me" while begging for money because he is craving another spin of the wheel.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

After starting streaming and showing up 45 minutes late, bossmanjack has this response to his chatter:

 

[Blackstar]

He's stopped gambling to look at Nickelback graph memes

 

[DerrickXmas]

His girlfriend is no longer admin on the Discord, I guess she is fucking niggers:

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Oh, and he's now ranting in dumb nigger style rap about his probably ex girlfriend.

EDIT: Yes, he's in a fight with Alys0n. They went full on sperging in the Discord, but LossmanJack went DFE in the Discord on her, so couldn't screenshot it.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Do mechanical slots even exist anymore? I'm pretty sure even Vegas has gone to video slots.

Mechanical slots have not existed in modern casinos for a long time. With computerized slots the payouts can be much bigger due to a larger possible number of options, as the mechanical machines were physically limited with how many things like bars, cherries, etc. they could display. Computerized slots can also be effectively truly random while old mechanical slots in some cases were kinda not really random and could be beaten by extremely smart and skilled individuals who paid very, very close attention. Also, modern video slots have more interactive elements and more attention-getting capability which helps with dopamine. Even if a machine today appears mechanical, like it has a lever and such, it's still got a microchip setting the odds.

It's a shame, I like old mechanical slot machines and I find their inner workings very fascinating, even though I hate gambling, have never and will never gamble in my life. Modern video machines just don't have any soul. But gambling addicts aren't looking for soul so it's fine for them.

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Is he aware that he needs $4150 to reach platinum 2?