💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[JaneThough]

Let's be honest boomers are left wing most people are left wing. It's retarded when a 1990s progressive in politics is considered far right extremist. But hey these days anyone to the right of Bernie sanders is considered a literal Nazi by a terminally online reddit/Twitter echo chamber.

Americans are culturally out of touch.

You call boomers left wing and in the next sentence call anyone out of touch?

 

[Ogre Magi]

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Cool mugshot hack if you're ever arrested: give a nice smile cuz nobody who smiles can be a criminal


Also the one who took trumps picture fucked it up, its a bit to sideways for a mugshot. Terrible that they messed up the big one.

 

[Magikoopa]

I can't wait for 5 yrs down the line when all these fags are all "Trump? Noooo I never supported Trump"

We're well past the point of anyone else being sane enough to jump ship if they havent already, I think. I dont think there's a turning point left for MIGAniggas where they'll finally get the picture anymore, they've doubled down through everything else just fine. we're past the point of him bending the knee for tranny stuff, we're past him taking The Clotshot!! while telling his superfans to root around under the kitchen sink for cleaner to chug instead, past him being a russian asset, past him pushing a coup, past him wasting an entire presidency being completely useless, and they still stan him because they're too proud to take an L and all the politicians dickriding him are too desperate to benefit from the unconditional voterbase he's built.
he's old as fuck and looks like 12 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag, he's honestly just probably going to die in a few years and his people will get bored and quietly move on, but there will never ever be a point where his superfans actually acknowledge it was a mistake or denounce him. I'm just going to be happy to not have to hear about him anymore

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’m not sure if this is turning into the Trump Enslavement or Derangement Board 2.0 thread, but do people not know how to laugh and have fun anymore?

That mug shot is going to look historic in the same way Michael Jackson and Mel Gibson’s mug shots looked historic.

And to be fair to @Neil you can’t really blame Trump’s team for already selling merch like hot cakes. If this were the other way around, Joe Biden’s mug shot being used as “Dark Brandon” would have the equal amount of fanfare to keep him up and “popular”.

To put it short, this is by design, and I’m tired of pretending that this is not Kabuki Theater being done by people that are grifting on both sides of this situation.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

Pretty badass mugshot. Should secure the negro vote.

 

[generic sauce]

How is Zion Don doing? Is his new mugshot memeable to piss off both sides?

 

[Glowie]

Blumpf's emulating tough guy Prigozhin on that pic
Not a bad mugshot, immaculate clothing, a bit of weight loss (?), fresh coat of orange paint etc.

Orange is the colour of Halloween after all.
Pumpkin man goes to state to state just to get arrested. All hail king of the pumpkin fields

 

[Alter Ego]

The picture looks AI-generated.

 

[Lake]

To put it short, this is by design, and I’m tired of pretending that this is not Kabuki Theater being done by people that are grifting on both sides of this situation.

"Noooooo my rich idiot septuagenarian is more based than their rich idiot septuagenarian!!"

 

[JaneThough]

I’m not sure if this is turning into the Trump Enslavement or Derangement Board 2.0 thread, but do people not know how to laugh and have fun anymore?

That mug shot is going to look historic in the same way Michael Jackson and Mel Gibson’s mug shots looked historic.

And to be fair to @Neil you can’t really blame Trump’s team for already selling merch like hot cakes. If this were the other way around, Joe Biden’s mug shot being used as “Dark Brandon” would have the equal amount of fanfare to keep him up and “popular”.

To put it short, this is by design, and I’m tired of pretending that this is not Kabuki Theater being done by people that are grifting on both sides of this situation.

"Don't you people know how to have fun?!" he scolds.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I'm just surprised this is our first criminal president. I must have been really confused about the last 6 I was around for.

 

[JaneThough]

We've got cosplayers! Does this mean all you faggy Trumpers are going to make your own mug shots? It'll definitely save time after the next insurrection.

https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1694849434062877177

https://archive.is/wip/MVDDC

 

[Not A Fed]

The REAL first black president.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Part of me hopes he gets convicted, and still wins just to see how the logistics of having a sitting president in jail would work.

 

[Android raptor]

Best thing GA has done in years

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

"Folks, listen, I'm the best criminal. Nobody does crime better than me. You've never seen a crime wave like this one, believe me.

 

[Lurker]

Part of me hopes he gets convicted, and still wins just to see how the logistics of having a sitting president in jail would work.

in a case where this were to happen, i'd imagine the vp would be stepping in to fulfill most presidential duties

i still wouldn't vote for him, though.

 

[Chiri]

Hopefully his prison letters will be as entertaining as Chris-chan's.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

I can't think of a bigger way to piss off the people who hate him thank this. With one tweet, he's got the control of the entire media buzz around the mugshot.

 

[Spooky Cloud Strife]