Liz Fong-Jones / 方禮真 / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey / Honeycomb.io Field CTO - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Scarlett Johansson]

Screaming @ accifent lmao.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Personally I don't feel up to grave dance. They were a shitty person but damn, that's a way to go.

Guess we all have to be thankful for every day we get, because who knows if we're gonna get in a crazy accident or something the next day.

This is the thing about Lolcows. why would we want our source of entertainment to go away? We are not suprised when they die from their actions but simply put you wouldnt want to get rid of the thing you make some kind of profit off of. That fundamentally makes no sense. If their a pedophile/loli enjoyer or adjacent then sure but thats a given.

 

[Thumb Butler]

This time the troon 41% because I didn't rope itself.

 

[s0mbra]

Perhaps already brought up, but wasn't there another semi prominent troon that died from a "climbing accident" because they wanted to look at the moon or something?

Gravity really is queen terf tbh

Did someone see it happen, or was his mangled, broken man corpse discovered after the fact? Imagine being the person who happens across that mess

 

[Flamin Park]

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD!

 

[MeltyTW]

Fucker needed an entire mountain range to 41 percent lmfao

 

[grapeshark77]

Was looking at the YCombinator comments, very funny "who the fuck is this person" almost immediately, with some passive aggressive "wow I guess running a Mastodon instance is hard work"



https://archive.ph/em4qQ

 

[Android raptor]

Normally I would agree - most lolcows bring us joy and entertainment and deserve at least some appreciation for it.
But this is someone who wanted this place destroyed and would probably be glad to see us all dead. So...
Wyświetl załącznik 5286774

Eh, unless someone is pedo or zoosadist or something I'd rather not stoop to the level of Dong Jones and pals. You know they'd be gravedancing if one of us met an untimely end.

 

[AnOminous]

Eh, unless someone is pedo or zoosadist or something I'd rather not stoop to the level of Dong Jones and pals. You know they'd be gravedancing if one of us met an untimely end.

I would certainly hope so. If they wouldn't I've been doing something wrong.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Here's the YT link for archival if anyone's interested.

*skips to random timestamp*
"fuck the internet, i'm gonna go climb a mountain"

 

[Tism the Return II]

Tranny fails athleticism roll (to no one's surprise)

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Kris Nóva's last stream on Twitch was three weeks ago and he was the "healthiest and happiest" he's ever been. He also mentioned his recent climbs, including a solo without ropes.

Play stupid games...

Nova.mp4

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1884973353?t=1230s

Transcript:

Based on this transcript alone, I will not be surprised if we learn that drugs and/or a manic episode contributed to his death.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Eh, unless someone is pedo or zoosadist or something I'd rather not stoop to the level of Dong Jones and pals. You know they'd be gravedancing if one of us met an untimely end.

To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if any of Liz Fong Jones associates are either pedophiles, zoosadists, gooners or a combination of all those things.

 

[Pissmaster]

It's too bad he didn't wait a couple of months to die so he could have fallen in the Fall, lol.

I wouldn't rule out a suicide. I've never heard about a troon mountain climbing before, let alone doing any exercise. Sounds like the guy, who is obviously a narcissist, wanted to go down in an interesting and memorable way. Instead of just quietly putting down a tarp in his backyard, chugging a whole bottle of ibuprofen or acetominophen, and taking himself out to cause as little fuss as possible for anyone else.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Climbing Accidents do occasionally happen.

God bless Mother Nature.
Lol. Lmao.

EDIT - Ninja'd

 

[Gourmet Race]

Here's a fun nursery rhyme for your kids!

Kris Nova climbed with no rope.
Kris Nova had a great fall.
All the HRT and all the trannies
couldn’t put Nova together again

Kris Nova climbed with no rope.
Kris Nova had a great fall.
All the HRT and all the trannies
couldn’t put Nova together again

Kris Nova climbed with no rope.
Kris Nova had a great fall.
All the HRT and all the trannies
couldn’t put Nova together again

 

[Flamin Park]

Go, tell it on the mountain,

Over the hills and everywhere; Go, tell it on the mountain

Kiwi Farms lives again!

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Pesky pesky kiwis.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

The only thing that could have made Kris' death better was if he had told no one he was going climbing and his skeleton wasn't found for a few years and when found was identified as Male by the coroner.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I guess no one's retarded enough to point fingers at the Farms when it's been reported as an accident instead of a suicide, so I'll ask everyone: what is the most convoluted conspiracy theory you can come up with as to how Kiwi Farms literally murdered this brave and stunning woman?