💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

I've never been a big fan of penis compensator muscle cars but I always thought the 60's and 70's ones look way better than the modern ones. I remember my Uncle had a '71 Dodge Challenger (I think it was, this was in the '80's) and he loved it, but he said it was a pig to drive and he constantly had it up on the lift. When he got it it was falling apart so I think he got it cheap, but he was always tinkering with it, these are cars for car guys that know how to maintain them and it's like a hobby, they're always doing something to them, Pat doesn't seem like a car guy, he's got that sitting out on his driveway, it looks like he doesn't take care of it very well, shit he doesn't even have a garage to work on it.
Like everything else Pat does, he's a fucking poser

Look, they don't build cars anymore like they used to. They build them far better. Which is why it's more important than ever to maintain them properly.

Rick's dumbassery aside, modern cars are too computerized and pozzed to really maintain yourself, old cars with minimal if any electronics are easy enough to do and if there's a decent engine in it it'll last forever pretty much. Like old household appliances that will outlive your grandchildren with some care instead of die in five years at best like all the modern crap. That's not even getting into smart appliances because that's an entirely different rant.

Rick however is too dumb to maintain anything, he built his fence backwards, salted his own earth, and built some dumbass fucking chairs just to hit some of the highlights so it doesn't really matter what he drives, if it lasts for any amount of time that's pure dumb luck rather than proper maintenance on his part.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Imagine if Quasi offered to settle his debts in exchange for the Mustang, and then to proceeded to drive it up and down the road in Front of Tomlinsons house, toooting the horn in a friendly manner. I would give a lung, to see Fatricks facial expression. A man can dream.

I'd be perfectly happy with just that.

As funny as the thought of Pat getting married to Simon Adebisi in prison is, the ideia of Fatty screaming as a girly hairdresser drives Susan away scraping the bumper on the sidewalk is even funnier.

The humiliation would guarantee he'd snap and turn the entertainment up to 11.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Continuing to slowly read through the thread. I'm up to page 1713 now, just when the mugshot got posted.

"Who gives a single miniscule fuck about your progress through the thread?", you might ask. Ah. You see, the look on his stupid pigface, alcohol-inflated eyelids and all, provided a small amount of inspiration.
Like much of Fatrick's written excretions, this isn't an original idea; the meme I used as a template is quite old, and about a much better writer (Edgar Allan Poe).

 

[Procrastinhater]

Continuing to slowly read through the thread. I'm up to page 1713 now, just when the mugshot got posted.

"Who gives a single miniscule fuck about your progress through the thread?", you might ask. Ah. You see, the look on his stupid pigface, alcohol-inflated eyelids and all, provided a small amount of inspiration.
Like much of Fatrick's written excretions, this isn't an original idea; the meme I used as a template is quite old, and about a much better writer (Edgar Allan Poe).

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That picture was hundreds and hundreds of pounds of nigglet pepperoni ago.

It will be interesting to compare the mugshots side by side if Fat gets hit with a contempt charge for childing Sosnay or calling him illegitimate.
I really want to see Pat call that Judge in particular illegitimate just to see the reaction but I'm bracing myself to be disappointed.
Pat is a coward.
And Fat.
Very Fat.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Ahh so it was a Norm joke and I missed it. My bad. I hadn’t seen that interview before.

The best part of the story is that Andy Richter basically hated Norm for decades. During the tribute show to Norm that Conan had he threw a bitch fit and complained about that joke. He said it was demeaning to gay people when it’s a joke about Andy being raped rather than a gay prostitute.
He held onto that and other jokes for years, he’s a fat Midwestern faggot with bitchtits who never learned to deal with MidWest shittalk.

Andy’s entire career has been latching onto Conan and others like a remora. He’s also like Patrick in terms of being the biggest fucking wingcucked liberal in existence.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The best part of the story is that Andy Richter basically hated Norm for decades. During the tribute show to Norm that Conan had he threw a bitch fit and complained about that joke. He said it was demeaning to gay people when it’s a joke about Andy being raped rather than a gay prostitute.
He held onto that and other jokes for years, he’s a fat Midwestern faggot with bitchtits who never learned to deal with MidWest shittalk.

Andy’s entire career has been latching onto Conan and others like a remora. He’s also like Patrick in terms of being the biggest fucking wingcucked liberal in existence.

It's funny because Andy Richter Controls the Universe is really good and also not politically correct at all.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

 

[AnOminous]

The car fatty is driving is not worth more than 10k at best. I guess a 10K car is a big deal when you are an unemployed Twitter addict.

That was before two accidents listed on the Carfax or whatever. It's worth $5K maybe. Fatty is a complete fucking loser boasting about this piece of shit.

Also Chigurh-posting I legit busted a gut.

I don't know what's funnier, the Chigurh-post or this mental retard denying he lost a lolsuit despite it being a matter of public record. He literally has worms in his brain.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Pat will be happy to discover Elon will allow Xeet to be more inclusive, so every group can find their voice without being silenced by their oppressors.


Patrick's fans everywhere are rejoicing. Pat's last week of freedom is going to be fun.

He said it was demeaning to gay people when it’s a joke about Andy being raped rather than a gay prostitute.

This is the gayest shit I've heard, and I heard Josiah 5.

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Update:

Judge Sosnay, your Honor, I'm officially asking you to postpone Patrick's sentence for at least a couple months. He'll have a loT of correcTing to do. Jail will have to wait, just a bit. Thank you.

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick's fans everywhere are rejoicing. Pat's last week of freedom is going to be fun.

But how will mental retards be able to ANNOUNCE that they are no longer paying attention to someone? I mean that's the main point of the block feature is to point out how vastly important you are that your attention is some kind of commodity. Fatty might starve to death for lack of attention.

 

[FinnSven]

That was before two accidents listed on the Carfax or whatever. It's worth $5K maybe. Fatty is a complete fucking loser boasting about this piece of shit.

Also Chigurh-posting I legit busted a gut.

I don't know what's funnier, the Chigurh-post or this mental retard denying he lost a lolsuit despite it being a matter of public record. He literally has worms in his brain.

The offer that site that some pests valued it on was just shy of 3k if memory serves.

I would imagine that once he got it to the showroom they would halve or even quarter that offer, especially if he has been fucking about with it with the wrong tools.

Edit. Found the post.

The OnA guys decided to correcT the record on that steaming pile of scrap metal Pat drunk drives around town.

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They did get an internet offer on it! Not enough to pay back Quasi, though.
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2700 usd with an asterisk.
Everyone knows that you should expect them to offer 2000 at the maximum when you get down there with it.

Used car salesman are used car salesman after all.

 

[AnOminous]

The offer that site that some pests valued it on was just shy of 3k if memory serves.

I was being generous and adjusting for Bluebook rates. It's a beat-up Rustang. They are not "collector's items." But they're worth something. It's pathetic that a piece of shit like this is one of the prize possessions of a loser like Rick.

 

[Uncle Buck]

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"Safety feature"..."abuse"..."harassment"... I'm so sorry, Pig.

Acutal tough guys don't need "safety features" to protect them from words on a screen.

 

[LGHDR+]

But they're worth something.

Scrap value maybe

 

[AnOminous]

"Safety feature"..."abuse"..."harassment"... I'm so sorry, Pig.

Acutal tough guys don't need "safety features" to protect them from words on a screen.

This fat faggot with bitch tits literally claims he will "spoon-feed" you your teeth. Can you imagine such a weird thing even happening in reality? What is it with this fat faggot that he thinks that's even a realistic picture of something that might happen in the real world?

He is fat and gay and dumb.

 

[FinnSven]

This fat faggot with bitch tits literally claims he will "spoon-feed" you your teeth. Can you imagine such a weird thing even happening in reality? What is it with this fat faggot that he thinks that's even a realistic picture of something that might happen in the real world?

He is fat and gay and dumb.

Yeah I have always been puzzled by that.

What is he saying?
That he will knock your teeth out then scoop them up with a spoon and make you eat them?

Off topic slightly but a friend of mine at school used to tell people he would “beat the shit into them”.

After a while we had to explain to him that it’s “beating the shit out of them”, as it implies that you either beat them so badly they loose bowel control.

 

[LGHDR+]

Off topic slightly but a friend of mine at school used to tell people he would “beat the shit into them”.

Good thing you're corrected that, that has a certain " I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" quality to it.

 

[AnOminous]

What is he saying?
That he will knock your teeth out then scoop them up with a spoon and make you eat them?

It gives the impression that this fat faggot literally carries a spoon around with him, because he has desperately desired the fantasy scenario where he somehow, despite being obviously incredibly fat and weak, knocks out someone's teeth. And then takes out his spoon, gathers up the teeth, and then forces his aggravated assault victim to eat them.

This has to be the dumbest and most ridiculous and gayest scenario of any violence fantasist. And this fat faggot thinks this is something to use as a taunt.

 

[FinnSven]

Good thing you're corrected that, that has a certain " I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" quality to it.

I did tell him that it implied he was going to cover them with shit and beat them until their body absorbed it.

Thing was he was probably the hardest in our class.
It just lessened the impact of a threat when it sounded so odd.

He did pound the absolute shit out of a boy in the year above us.
This kid was banging said friends 12 year old sister.

I don’t know if the boy lost control of his bowels, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he had.

Fatrick on the other hand likely soils himself at the bar. No one could beat the shit out of him as the shit is already sliding down his jeans or lost in his pudgy rolls.

 

[LGHDR+]

He did pound the absolute shit out of a boy in the year above us.
This kid was banging said friends 12 year old sister.

I no longer care about his misuse of the phrase. God damn hero!