FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

[cumrobbery]

Paddle faster

 

[4Macie]

I feel like we already knew that Chris had a dream where he fucked Barb..maybe I just always assumed it?
I did like Chris's excuse that having sex with your mom/dad would teach you how to 'please' your future partners; mainly because Chris has already claimed that he can please a woman well enough just from porn (see: all videos Chris has made about pleasing a woman via sex doll or invisible vagina). What could fucking Barb have actually taught him??

Anyway, all I know about this situation is that I can safely say I've never dreamt of fucking one of my parents....I really hope I'm not in the minority here.

edit: in hindsight I think it was her being a bellydancer that I just assumed meant Chris had other dreams about her

 

[lolwut]

You know what they say; "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family."

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

I remember once in the questions thread I asked if the rumors of Chris and Barb spooning were true. The general consensus was that the claim was maybe a bit exaggerated.

I don't think that's the consensus anymore.

 

[JU 199]

You might as well bash yourself over the head with it. Might have the same effect, only much quicker and your liver won't suffer as much.

Already broke the seal anyway.

Btw has he ever had any inklings towards incest fantasies before?

 

[picklechips]

Bonobos also practice incestual sex, Google tells me.
I have no doubt that Bonobos are his spirit animal now.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I thought we already knew this.
I swear Chris has expressed this desire before, maybe without the wet dream part.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Learning a lot about Chris wanting to fuck Snorlax.

I was thinking the same thing. I thing he has been spooning more than he admits

 

[Lalala]

Whoa whoa just spotted this nugget...

(in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow)

Sooo not only has Chris thought about this enough to consider the different aspects of parents fucking their kids but he's also tacitly admitted that he'd mount his Snorlax bareback, wouldn't even bother with a bobblehat.
Worst part is I'm so desensitised that I'm just finding this shit funny.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

And with that, the remaining few Facebook friends he had that went to high school with him tapped the unfriend button as quickly as they could.

@The American Hedgehog : What are the replies to this post on his facebook acc? Also are there people who unfriended him in the process ?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I guess this confirms the weird dialogue alluding to Barb being Sonichu's mom...

 

[HAL 9000]

this is the breaking point for me.
i dont think i can handle this chris anymore
but i will

 

[Michel]

MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

[TaterBot]

high functioning my ass

 

[Ido]

So does this make Barb a lesbian?

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Fucking Hell!
I'm that stunned I don't know if i should be shocked/surprised or not.

Honestly, part of me isn't surprised. Which is what really horrifies me. Like, this post did not seem out of character for Chris at all. Him and Barb have always been creepy with each other. Though this is the first time he's openly admitted that he's considered fucking her. Keyword: admitted.

Tell the truth, looking at how Chris turned out and Barbara's own history of unstable behavior as well as her supposedly strained relationship with Bob (I recall they hadn't slept in the same room for years by the time the internet discovered Chris) I wouldn't be all that surprised if there was some sort of abuse going on in that house that Chris prefers not to think/talk about. Then again we all know Chris talks about fucking everything, example A being this thread. So maybe not.

 

[John Furrman]

this is the breaking point for me.
i dont think i can handle this chris anymore
but i will

We go on not because we want to, but because we must.

 

[Mason Verger]

Thank god this motherfucker won't ever have a true and honest daughter. It's shit like this, things that he puts out there freely that make his white knights look like idiots.
I honestly don't dig on picking on the truly handicapped, but Chris is not some sweet, confused innocent. Dudes carving a vagina into his crotch whilst beating of to his elderly mother. Defend THAT shit, asspatters..

 

[Bluebersaur]

I'm curious as to where he got the idea every child has wet dreams about one or both of their parents (out of his ass is not a liable source, unfortunately).

Certainly a weird thing for him to admit to being okay with. Just another thing to add to the list of things he's said and done that make people go "what the fuck, Chris".

Now to wait for those cuddling momma pictures people are seemingly willing to pay him for. Surely he'll simply spoon with his mother for some extra cash now that he's opened up on his views of incest being just peachy.

 

[Lemon Vagina]

What the fuck is even going on with this man any more. How has it got to this.