Good morning. Why are you gay?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Why you gay?!

 

[JethroTullamore]

To own the libs.

 

[Shidoen]

Don't awaken something you can't handle

 

[Cheese Sandwich]

When I was just a little girl, my daddy touched my penis.

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

It's night time in the straight world.

 

[Lake]

A man in a dress told me I should be when I was at an elementary school presentation.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Because I like getting islamic content stickers

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

str8s are asleep post Q&A threads

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

cause any holes a goal

 

[Londo]

Because I don't race mix, and white women are the worst. My boyfriend and I agree on this. (I'm not actually gay)

 

[Fruttasecca]

Because I havent fapped for six hours six minutes and six seconds already so my repressed shadow is creeping up on me again

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Jokes on you op, you were the gay one all along.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Gay as in merry or homosexual?

Not that it matters, because the reply either way is still that I'm not.

 

[SentinentCloud]

maybe the true gays were the friends we amde along the way

 

[Equivocal_Iki]

The doujinshis are just so degenerate to not masturbate to.

 

[Catler]

Because I want to fuck you OP, that's why.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Because penises are pretty awesome. Two of them together is ever better.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Because vaginas horrify me on a Lovecraftian level and penises are the bee’s knees