💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Joggin Noggin]

I just went back and read over @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's recent posts about Locals and read this. What the absolute fuck is this?

Is there some kind of context that I'm missing that makes these excerpts not as totally terrible as they sound? Because this sounds grim.

Sounds a lot like someone made loli where the kid isn't get porked and Nick was like "Well, it's not degen because the kid isn't having sex. i mean, yeah it was made by a dude obsessed with drawing little kids in weird clothes and in awfully weird poses for a kid to be in, but it's not THAT bad"

If your "joke" picture can be construed as kids "getting porned" then you're probably not joking and are a pedophile

 

[Spaded Dave]

Wyświetl załącznik 5254208

Well since you're one of my loyal readers, Nick, I'll answer your fan-mail question. What you're supposed to do is whatever will amuse me the most. What you should probably do is just ignore it and continue about your day instead of getting butthurt and masking it behind a "muh joke" where you're totally not upset for realsies.

Luckily what you want to do and what I want you to do are often the same thing, so keep being you buddy. We both get what we want that way.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone is "NOT MAD" at the internet.

Lmao we're totally the ones coping and seething. Not sure what we're coping with or seething about but whatever.

We're definitely seething about your massive success against Monty. How much has that cost you now? Is it over $100K? You could have bought a lot of Balldos with that.

But we're totally the ones coping. Keep saying that. Maybe after another 100 or so times at least you'll manage to fool yourself into believing it. Nobody else ever will though.

What you should probably do is just ignore it and continue about your day instead of getting butthurt and masking it behind a "muh joke" where you're totally not upset for realsies.

He should definitely keep going down the exact course he's already on. That will definitely fill us with rage!

It will NOT amuse us though. We will definitely not be laughing. We'll be seething at the immense success of Balldo Man.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick Vito

comedian.mp4

The most comedic thing Vito the Pedo can do is kill himself and stream it.

Oh Balldo, what are you doing?

In my previous post, I displayed the new accounts he was following.
Onion | Poland
Here is the list of new following accounts.

@	Display Name	id	Private	Tick
energii_king	energii_king	3556314875	FALSE	FALSE
romaine12action	Romaine James	50191374395	FALSE	FALSE
sweetivory	Starry Tiberio Leone	24869994	TRUE	FALSE
chechunia	Daniela	1561321	FALSE	FALSE
laurendelaguna	Lauren DeLaguna	15028254136	FALSE	FALSE
o.clarke_masterelite	Omar Clarke	49443180311	FALSE	FALSE
cockykid	Pierce	583013666	FALSE	FALSE

It appears that Romain12action changed his name to simply 12action. What are the 12 actions? How can one unlock them? Not exactly sure who I should ask...


He is following 2 new people.

Here is a private account.

Who is Xia Anderson?

She has a Linktree...

https://archive.md/jFTUR

https://linktr.ee/XiaLand

Oh dear, a FREE and a PAID OnlyFans, also a Fansly.

Yikes Balldo, yikes.

So let me get this straight, for $50, you can buy something she's worn for a day. For a nice price of $80 or $20 a day, you can buy something she's worn for 4 entire days.

There are many forums dedicated to "pirating" OnlyFans content. She even does video requests.

XiaLand
@xialand
Welcome to My OnlyFans!
If you like getting teased you've come to the right place.
I'm nerdy, cute and ready to share some sexy cosplays and exclusive photos! I post lewd (I don't do full nudity) photos and I love to tease.
Most of the photos here will never be shared on social media, so it's a ton of exclusive content.
I love dropping random boobie pictures with a 2-3 full set PPV's per month of full topless and extra lewd content!

All content on my OF is owned by me and I will take legal action if content is posted, shared, copyrighted, or reproduced outside of OnlyFans.
https://linktr.ee/XiaLand
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2SRCIMJYGG8E4?ref_=wl_share

Am I just old fashioned? So full nudity nowadays means exhibiting breasts but not the vagina?

Nick... what are you doing?

 

[AnOminous]

The most comedic thing Vito the Pedo can do is kill himself and stream it.

It says something about Nick's descent into disgusting degeneracy that someone like Vito the Pedo now appears to be a regular on his sad excuse for a show.

 

[AltisticRight]

Time for him to purchase three pairs of used underwear from Xia Anderson to wipe his tears with.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Who is Xia Anderson?

Xia is one of Chrissie in Mayr's friends, here she is on Mayr's podcast:

I'm not a retard, so I don't pay for Compound Media, but I'm pretty sure Xia has also shown up on Mayr's show, Wet Spot, a lot. Xia and Nick may have crossed streams on Mayr's Simpcast panel show, but I am too lazy to confirm that. Certainly Nick would be aware of her via Chrissie.

 

[Lone Outsider]

It says something about Nick's descent into disgusting degeneracy that someone like Vito the Pedo now appears to be a regular on his sad excuse for a show.

Nick has officially earned his place on the wall.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick has officially earned his place on the wall.

What do you mean by that? Are you suggesting someone MURDER him?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

WHAT?????

I just went back and read over @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's recent posts about Locals and read this. What the absolute fuck is this?

Is there some kind of context that I'm missing that makes these excerpts not as totally terrible as they sound? Because this sounds grim.

What's going on in this chat?

Sounds a lot like someone made loli where the kid isn't get porked and Nick was like "Well, it's not degen because the kid isn't having sex. i mean, yeah it was made by a dude obsessed with drawing little kids in weird clothes and in awfully weird poses for a kid to be in, but it's not THAT bad"

If your "joke" picture can be construed as kids "getting porned" then you're probably not joking and are a pedophile

Because I have more integrity than Nose I'll set the record straight: this had nothing to do with Nick. Random arguments break out.

What happened here was that people started posting Pepe's with breaststroke or genitalia, and Elgato asked people not to, citing SFW concerns.

So what do you think the rest of them did?

The rest of the argument was stupid PRON BAD! and PRON GOOD! sperging. Nick has this strange admixture of watchers who like and hate porn. I am not sure how the 'Porn Bad!' crowd squares the moral compass for all the degenerate shite he does... I'm not them, o I am not really needing to find out.

So basically we're all still projecting, and he's surmising that @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is flicking her bean to him (which is totally not wishful thinking on his part).

Okay.

Yeah, alright, Nick. Just keep providing me entertainment. Honestly, I thought Nick and LOCALS had moved on from caring about me. There has not really been anything totally batshit insane (even from Still-Born) in a while... Then this happens... Strange the things that seem to provoke a reaction...

I surmise only one of us is having fun.

That is all I have to say about it.

 

[Swole McPole]

Yeah, alright, Nick. Just keep providing me entertainment. Honestly, I thought Nick and LOCALS had moved on from caring about me. There has not really been anything totally batshit insane (even from Still-Born) in a while... Then this happens... Strange the things that seem to provoke a reaction...

I'm also mystified as to why he would be so butthurt. It's not like you're doing anything wrong. All you're doing is recording his locals stream and posting the highlights to save the rest of us from having to trawl through hours and hours of dross posted by Nick's erudite audience of wine moms and meth heads.

That's a Goddamned public service in anybody's book. It's not like you're costing him money. None of us are going to subscribe to his locals so we can read that horse shit. But even if it was, surely the libertarian in him would see it as an innovative market disruptor and as such, something that sustains innovation, disrupts an existing market and creates a new market.

Is Rekieta some kind of communist? What does he have against innovation and free enterprise? The wine moms and pay pigs will still keep spunking up their $5 a month, regardless. They can't coom without the possibility of a Rekieta asspat.

Time for him to purchase three pairs of used underwear from Xia Anderson to wipe his tears with.

Or just one pair that she's worn for three days?

 

[Chibitzen]

Someone is "NOT MAD" at the internet.

One of you must have touched his narcissistic funny bone. It not only forced him to admit he reads he copeiously reads but clearly sent this twit into a rage. Just wonderful! Whoever accomplished such tactical brilliance, Congrats, Farmer!

You've won.


Edit:

I theorise that Nick sees more money loss attached to LOCALS and blames me for declining revenue.

Utter nonsense. He himself has said everyone could simply unsub from Locals and he would still be rolling in the dough. I remember this brag because it was especially cringe.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm also mystified as to why he would be so butthurt. It's not like you're doing anything wrong. All you're doing is recording his locals stream and posting the highlights to save the rest of us from having to trawl through hours and hours of dross posted by Nick's erudite audience of wine moms and meth heads.

That's a Goddamned public service in anybody's book. It's not like you're costing him money. None of us are going to subscribe to his locals so we can read that horse shit. But even if it was, surely the libertarian in him would see it as an innovative market disruptor and as such, something that sustains innovation, disrupts an existing market and creates a new market.

Is Rekieta some kind of communist? What does he have against innovation and free enterprise? The wine moms and pay pigs will still keep spunking up their $5 a month, regardless. They can't coom without the possibility of a Rekieta asspat.



Or just one pair that she's worn for three days?

I'm interested in the difference between myself and clip channels. What makes me worse than them and deserving of individual attention? Let's use ElissaClips as an analogue:

Spoiler: Compare and contrast

My logs are not visual and do not have the shareability of YT videos. I have much LESS accessibility to the common person. We both sample the LOCALS content, but mine is perfectly automated reproduction. Text might be misconstrued, but videos are much more evocative, IMO.

I am working on LOCALS and not YT. Nick has given permission to clippers in the past, but not me. YT has a copyright system he has not used to strike people and is averse to doing so. LOCALS is already trying to police me without much of a direct connection to Nick. Soter's whinging about his bot not working blames me.

YT comments are not much of a community, but the Farms are able to better collateral and foster discussion. The Farms also has the resources and disposition to collect information and coordinate much more. Also, the focus of my work is less on Nick and more on his coom-unity.

Elissa used to be a large fan, but seems to have pivoted. This is similar to The Farms, so we seem alike. The distinction is that Nick has a direct line of communication in DMs to Elissa, and not to me.

It would be hilarious if Nick reached out and tried to take things to DMs. I doubt he will, but fair warning, if he did, I would spill the whole thread here. I would also tell him that I would do so before engaging.

I do not see Nick's criticism ad betraying libertarian principlus. I think he is upset about it, but cannot do anything about it. I would also liken my logging to setting up video cameras to capture passersby for timelapse compilations. 5 USD (or less) per month to see what these spergs are saying is a very low bar to set an expectation of privacy

I theorise that Nick sees more money loss attached to LOCALS and blames me for declining revenue. He also is displeased by the Farms, and that has transferred a lor of that focus to me because I provided a lot of central content to the thread for a few months--not so much now. The lawsuit is much more interesting.

People in general also seem to think I have a lot of doxxing information and want to do it (due to Cynthia) but like WMD's on Iraq, they are largely misinformed. To date, I can only recall doxxing Susanna, and I only did so because she gave me half of what I needed and is an insufferable cunt.

What are your thoughts?

 

[feral cat #6385]

That doesn't work either. Look at him.

He is no more repulsive than 90% of men that troon out. Just like the guy on the Linux Tech Tips channel, I have faith Kurt will troon out.

 

[Swole McPole]

I theorise that Nick sees more money loss attached to LOCALS and blames me for declining revenue.

It's possible. But I think it's just as likely that Nick is more motivated by the lack of status than he is the lack of money. If the money was important to him, I think he'd have modified his actions in public really early on. Shit, if money was important to him, he'd have made the Montagraph law suit go away rather than shipping wheelbarrows of coin to Randazza.

When the farms loved Nick, he'd bask in the reflected glory and he loved the farms back. When he became a certified lolcow, that reputation rapidly escaped Kiwifarms and you'd see it reflected in the YouTube comment section and on Twitter. He was no longer a minor cult figure, he was now a laughing stock.

I think that's much more painful to him than the loss of any money. As I say, he blames Kiwifarms for that, and you're an easy focus for his anger because you're consistently delivering the goods about his behaviour in locals.

 

[Day Walker]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu maybe it’s his perceived lack of control. He can reach out to Elissa if he wants and there’s that threat of DMCA. I think he likes having power over people even if he’s too lazy to use it. You are an unknown and there isn’t anything he could do to control you.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's kind of insane that Nick is preparing to go on a lengthy trip and he sets aside time to seethe about KF. Nick is not just seething, he's seething about KF laughing at him for seething about individual subscribers leaving right after he talked about how content creators don't own their audience.

It's funny, I actually believed him when he claimed to have stopped reading his thread, but the seethe is too specific for me to not conclude that he's reading. The stuff about @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's gender is lore which is only dropped in a small minority of posts.

Yeah, alright, Nick. Just keep providing me entertainment. Honestly, I thought Nick and LOCALS had moved on from caring about me. There has not really been anything totally batshit insane (even from Still-Born) in a while... Then this happens... Strange the things that seem to provoke a reaction...

It was pointed out here that his trial stream did not seem to improve his lackluster YT subscriber performance. It wouldn't surprise me if that had something to do with it. He certainly seems more prickly in recent days; he sure went full Patrick on hydropx.

The line about "true crime wine moms" makes me think he may have been responding to this. Why? IDK, seems pretty innocuous.

Wine Moms listening to True Crime out themselves:

RachelTheRiveter​

Great. I have established an insanity defense by the amount of true crime I listen to.

sophia1320​

That’s what I’m thinking and all my google searches related to serial killers

RachelTheRiveter​

I had a woman ask me for recommendations on new murder podcasts at the grocery store yesterday cuz I was wearing merch from another one. I pay for extra content on 2 of my favorites.

sophia1320​

Nick can you sell merch that looks like the cool baseball cap Schabusiness was wearing?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What are your thoughts?

Had he kept that 5k subs number up, he would be raking in 25k USD/month of gross for doing random 1hr streams (before he signed the contract). I'd wager that now the locals chat is only about 100 members active on their best day, the current active subs on locals is probably at 1000 tops and nets him 5k at best. That's still better than his streaming self could muster up in super chats per month (300ish x 12 bare minimum streams, if potatoherder's numbers are accurate).

But expecting 5k locals subs to grow once it reaches that number to begin with is unrealistic since he promoted the gift. There would be people who would sub one time to be included in the gift pool and then leave. Still, his popularity was peak at the time that even if the subs dropped to 3k after that promo, and Nick didn't tard out, it might have still been growing again and he would still be generating a middle 5 digit passive income instead of the probably low 4 digits he is pulling now. Of course, since Nick is retarded and delusional, he definitely thinks he never does anything wrong so he should be growing towards 10k locals sub milestone, anything else would be outside forces fucking with him. Like himedall's panopticon for example. It's ruining his business! Not his own behavior!

Personally I've always thought locals was always headed for disaster the moment he went in hard with it. Having a community chat as his main selling point and cramming the expanding number into one chat is basically doing a digital equivalent of Tanacon/Cenat PS5 giveaway. Promising 'his main attention' to locals is also extra fucking stupid and is doomed for customer dissatisfaction. His subs will want personal attention and Nick's only got one mouth to fellate with (retard went from pay me to read your chat to pay me once a month so you can spam your chat as much as you want until I give you your attention model).

He shits on the vtuber industry parasocial aspect in general but they seem to have a better understanding of it than him.

 

[Schpoots]

It fascinates me how cows like Masterson and Nick shape their entire behavior to counter-signal the farms. These successful people with millions of views and subscribers change everything because of like 20 anonymous people making fun of them. This pisses off their non-kiwi fanbase since the content has changed. These well intentioned fans complain, but in their well poisoned minds they misconstrue all complainers as being farmers with secret agendas. So instead of fixing things, they double down. This causes a never ending spiral of self-destructive behavior. They insist everything is fine while making less money and experiencing more drama. It sounds farfetched, but almost literally everything Masterson has done for the last couple of years has been in opposition to the 4 people that occasionally post in his thread. That's the route Nick is going down.

All because a handful of people on the Internet called them retards. Absolutely fucking bizarre.

 

[Owlbear]

I have faith Kurt will troon out.

But who will troon out first, the autistic nerd or the drunken coomer femboy?