💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

The fact that he had a go at a cop like that and they didn't at the very least put him in a cell overnight to cool off shows an unbelievable level of restraint from the police. They deserve raises for having to deal with a retard like him.

I disagree. They should have refrained from beating at least two groids that day and given Rick a double beating.

Nothing good comes from coddling criminal scum like Rick.

He really needed a lesson taught to him here and he didn't get it. The taxpayers were screwed. We paid for that beating he didn't get!

 

[beautiful person]

The idea that the cops met Fatrick and immediately assumed that he's a mentally retarded man is genuinely funny.

You mean you're telling me that he's not?

 

[FinnSven]

Let's go to the footage:

Pig punches a pig.mp4

Yep, looks like Patso either lunges or takes the faggiest, most limp-wristed swing ever swung. Lucky he didn't get tazed, or rung up for resisting arrest/assault on an officer.

Has it been pointed out that he is the shortest (and fattest) man there?

That punch is clearly the punch of a man who has won many hundreds of bar fights.

By embarrassing the opponent so much they walk away in disgust.

 

[TheJelqster]

I bet those officers were secretly goons for the O&A community, possibly a bunch of children too

 

[Post Reply]

In the wake of Patrick releasing this new police footage, take a short stroll down memory lane and revisit the first recording we got of a police encounter with Patrick just over a year ago. I wonder which of these interactions happened first? He didn't learn from either experience.

 

[R00T]

The cops probably felt bad after finding out it was a fake call. He’s lucky he swung on the only non-vindictive pigs in existence.

Patrick’s literally out here assaulting unicorns.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I'm almost convinced we're living in a simulation at this point. How can one person be so detached from reality that they keep fucking up their life like this? I thought this was leaked video from a neighbor or something but no this mental midget (and actual midget) made the 5D chess move to post this himself. Although not related to his case, it's probably not a great idea to post video of yourself acting belligerent with cops two weeks before a contempt trial.

Anyone who's played the Sims has probably done this. They create a Sim to be a pathetic sad sack and do everything they can to fuck up that sim's life for the lulz. That's Fatrick. The sad sack sim that exists as a joke. Back to the simulation theory, no person would act this stupid unless they wanted to purposely fuck their life up to see what would happen. Pat is a simulation NPC whose programming has gone haywire.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Anyone who's played the Sims has probably done this. They create a Sim to be a pathetic sad sack and do everything they can to fuck up that sim's life for the lulz. That's Fatrick. The sad sack sim that exists as a joke. Back to the simulation theory, no person would act this stupid unless they wanted to purposely fuck their life up to see what would happen. Pat is a simulation NPC whose programming has gone haywire.

I remember my friends and I used to think it was really funny to get the sims to go into their swimming pool and then delete the ladder so they just swim around until they die. I wonder if modern versions of the sims have the option of letting them swim in bat shit so their unaffordable folding touch screen phones get destroyed and they can't tweet/order swats/reply to stlakers (a fate worse than drowning).

If fat isn't lolcow of the year this year, the game is rigged.

Fat richard is constantly insulting the Milwaukee police on twitter but they seem very chill. Letting him scream at them and attempt to assault them. It's obvious he thinks they're too scared of being neutralized by him but they clearly can see he is retarded. Maybe they're afraid that a quick taze would stop his heart.

Because he's so fat.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

You have a way with words, implying that he doesn't already look like a swollen cabbage patch doll

Let's be honest, he looks more like a reject Garbage Pail kid that was put out of its misery for being too hideous and then unceremoniously dumped in a ditch and left to bloat in the sun

 

[Associate Rick]

Okay, can someone tell me just how the pepperoni and sausage stuff got started? I know Pat's boasted about making his own before, but where did him using black people for it come from?

Rick brought it up in court at the Nadolski hearing and nearly got childed by the judge.

Here's the full court audio, it's definitely worth a listen

edit: found the original craiglist ad

 

[grapeshark77]

New video from the same day I think. I was trying to archive with the chat and failing at work so if a prison enjoyer would like to do it. They keep looking off to the side for the ENTIRE thing, it's weird.

I guess this was live from Gen Con? At one point they mention a "friend" named Lenora Claire, she's a reality TV casting producer who pops up whenever people need someone to talk about stalkers. Wouldn't be shocked if Pat/Niki hired her.

 

[TJBirish]

Someone pointed out elsewhere that the reason the cops were so deferential to him even when he was sperging out is that realize he's trying to set them up for a lawsuit and were just waiting for him to tip is hat.

Well, wait no longer.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Fatrick has the exaggerated fighting stance of a Yakuza character

 

[Uncle Buck]

At one point they mention a "friend" named Lenora Claire, she's a reality TV casting producer who pops up whenever people need someone to talk about stalkers. Wouldn't be shocked if Pat/Niki hired her.

Allegedly a former "victim" of "stlaking" and, per brotherman Sink Inspector, a "consultant" for people being "stlaked"...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenora_Claire

Speculation is that she is the "PR firm" behind the recent campaign of media appearances; looks like a histrionic blowhard just like our Pig.

Starting at approximately 52:40 of the interview, he makes this pretty comprehensive admission (Archive):

...we owe them their legal fees. So we are currently $50,000.00 in debt to the people who are "trying to kill us, to the people who've repeatedly tried to kill us"; they now have the ability to put a lien on our home and possibly bankrupt us...we haven't paid, we're not going to pay...we're fighting against this obscenity of a decision...I'm facing a contempt of court hearing next month, so these people have the potential of putting me in jail because I won't pay them, because we won't pay them for the privilege of being terrorized".

...which should be pointed out every time he says, "don't owe a penny, stlaker. enjoy. prison".

 

[Slav Power]

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Fatrick has the exaggerated fighting stance of a Yakuza character

Hey, don't diss my boy Nagumo like that. At least he can fight and land a punch, unlike Fatrick.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

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Fatrick has the exaggerated fighting stance of a Yakuza character

STALKER CHILD, I am a BLACK BELT in Ninjutsu, a skill that comes in handy for kidnapping black kids to make into pepperoni. Get mental help, CHILD.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Let's go to the footage:

Pig punches a pig.mp4

Yep, looks like Patso either lunges or takes the faggiest, most limp-wristed swing ever swung. Lucky he didn't get tazed, or rung up for resisting arrest/assault on an officer.

"You put those cuffs on, it's gonna be a billion dollar lawsuit!!" hahaha holy shit Pat. The ODD is in full effect in this clip, he looks like a complete jackass. He posted this himself? I assume Nikki filmed it to show how awful the police are or something? The complete delusion to think that's what anybody would take from this clip! How do they not see that this is feeding their trolls juicy red meat?

As for the punch I can't tell if he's just wrenching his arm away from an attempted grab or if this was the world's weakest, most spastic, off-target flail-punch, but the latter is funnier and very believable so let's go with that. Everyone is right that they could have easily chosen to interpret any given wild arm swing as attempted assault on officer and responded with tasers, mace, or charges. The cops are showing amazing restraint in their dealings with this wild pigman.

 

[metroid_fetish]

 

[Oliver Onions]

I feel so bad for Ethan Ralph. He has put tireless work in month to month throughout all of 2023 but on Pat's current streak he will easily sweep the Lolcow Awards.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

Get excited, Funsters!
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I once created a Fallout 3 character with the aim of making him look as much like a fish as possible, this is about what the result looked like.