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💪 Tough GuysPatrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
He has a daughter. He paper aborted her and Pringles Can John, his former best friend (lappening) raised her. On his obese blog he mentioned her in a fat post about depression he wrote shortly after Robin Williams' death
Then, two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing. She refused to participate in any counseling, and demanded that I sign the divorce papers or she would have me served. No warning, no signs of trouble, no money problems, no infidelity, nothing.
I pleaded with her, begged for the life we’d built together, and for the life growing in her belly. But if she heard any of it, she didn’t care. She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me.
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It, along with some less-than-helpful words from my now ex-wife, convinced me that I was so worthless, so broken, that I would be nothing but an anchor on my daughter’s life. That she would be better off if I wasn’t around to screw her up like her pathetic, unlovable father. I signed away my parental rights, not because I wanted to give her up, but because wallowing around in the pit, I believed with all my heart that I was doing what was best for her future. It’s a mistake I’ll never be able to take back, and the only thing I actually regret from that time in my life.
Also in the much circulated police report, see final sentence in paragraph 3:
Despite being white trash Ade will always be based for mindbreaking Rick. He's always had the same awful personality but the entire "I'm going to be an author and famous twitter poster" shit that brought him into contact with the wider internet came out of him needing something to salve his savaged ego. Without her contribution I doubt we'd have left the Kempesh saga where he was just being a dick to people on model building forums.
Dan the man at it again, and over on da forums the Pests seem to be warming up to the idea of making this a thing. Pest Road Trip arc??? Summer of Dan baby!
Also- Shane Noakes 2.0 incoming? What a fucking fag. How does Pat find these freaks? Source on the other forum
Hey Erik, big guy- nobody cares if you're 6'7 and let me say, I've met plenty of guys who thought their height was a deterrent. It isn't, and lanky fucks like you are often the biggest pussies because you've never been in a fight. Your doughy little face has clearly never been hit in any serious way either, look at you lmao!
Edit: this guy could be a lolcow in training holy shit:
What the actual fuck? What kind of freak thinks about their children having sex let alone “amazing” sex whatever that means. Also he says a partner of your choice, like the other option is getting raped and finding it amazing. What a perverted fat fucking freak.
Hey Erik, big guy- nobody cares if you're 6'7 and let me say, I've met plenty of guys who thought their height was a deterrent. It isn't, and lanky fucks like you are often the biggest pussies because you've never been in a fight. Your doughy little face has clearly never been hit in any serious way either, look at you lmao!
I miss him too, he was my gateway to this site. Still, perhaps his purpose in life was to find me all the cows here that I can now enjoy. Godspeed Shane, you magnificent fat retard.
Pat readily signed his rights away to his daughter, but he will for dang sure "fight" for his daughter's rights to abortion after creampies on twitter.
I wonder if Fatty Pat would feel differently about abortion if he learned abortion queen Margaret Sanger wanted it to cut down the minority population. That directly affects his pepperoni empire.
What the actual fuck? What kind of freak thinks about their children having sex let alone “amazing” sex whatever that means. Also he says a partner of your choice, like the other option is getting raped and finding it amazing. What a perverted fat fucking freak.
Sounds like pedo shit to me. Of course, that's just my opinion. I don't want anyone to think I'm saying in definitive terms that Patrick is a pedophile. That would be terrible. I mean, shit, without proof? Shit bros, that's a crime, so I certainly wouldn't do that.
That said, in my opinion, that sure sounds like something a gross pedo would say. And to say that about your own child? That's even more disgusting.
What I can say without worry is that, yes, Patrick is quite fat. I look at his pictures and I see a very, very fat man, with a round face and a double chin and big fat man tits.
So what I'm saying overall is that Patrick S. Tomlinson is definitely fat, and also there's a distinct possibility he's a gross pedophile. Don't take that as a statement of fact though. There's no proof out there that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a pedophile and I don't want people to get confused.
I miss him too, he was my gateway to this site. Still, perhaps his purpose in life was to find me all the cows here that I can now enjoy. Godspeed Shane, you magnificent fat retard.
Shane was a shooting star of a Lolcow. Blink, and you’d miss him, but boy did he shine bright with tard rage, dumb antics, and awful pictures of himself. It was magnificent and we should all be greatful to have been around to witness it.
His calm and relaxed expression would not be out of place on the face of a man awaiting biopsy results. Cortisol levels not elevated by any medical standards, child.
This is pathetic even by Pat's quasi non-existant standards. Is he really that desperate for Twitter likes? I know, i know, rhetorical question. He seems to be getting more and more deranged with every passing day.
One of my recent favorites. He barely can conceal his seethe over destroying his $2k phone due to his own profound mental retardation but he got to get those likes in no matter what. I find that wedding band more offensive than his choice of drink, what a classless piece of shit he is.
This is going to be a little long, so I decided to spoiled it so it won't fuck up the thread. Enjoy!
Welcome to Adrienne's Heartless Garage Sale!
As you all know, Adrienne, Pat's first, better (?) wife waited less than a year after the father of her children died to get married to another dude. So get the funds for the event, she decided to sell things she no longer needed. A few key points are obvious, but relevant at this time:
The time from Jon's death, and sending the wedding invitations was less then 1 year.
The prices: why not just give this to charity instead??
She's got 4 kids now (Jon's 3 + new guy's 1), but the reason she gave for the garage sale was not to take care of them, but only to pay for the wedding.
Ade's a whore.
As usual, we have the rascals to thank for this. Gospeed, Gentlemen.
Let's get this shitshow started!
No, you are not going insane. She's selling her children's father's wedding ring and the "#1 Dad" they got for him... for 5 bucks.
The back brace he wore ever since he was a teenager.
Her children's toys:
Annabelle's clothes:
I heard that one was immediately sold to an annonimous, very excited buyer
Again, I don't think anyone would fault a recently widowed woman with 3 kids who decided to sell stuff they don't use anymore. But when you are selling personal things with great emotional value to you for dirty cheap, with the expressed intention to solely use the money on your third, better husband? That's just dark.
You know you've gone too far when even the Funsters are speechless:
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Buuuuuut cheer up people, not everything needs to be depressing! Ade's Heartless Emporium also deals in laughs!
Lol, get fucked Pat.
Ms. Sue Lightning shares fond memories with Pat:
"Jon was actually fat, something I've never been." The nerve on Porky!
All credits to the absolutely hilarious Brothermen.