💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

If I go grocery shopping with my mom, I feel like killing at least seven people before I walk out of there. (In Minecraft, of course)

Yeah Walmart is good for certain things when nobody else has something cheap, Walmart has it. But it's not a place I like to frequent. It's like every 3rd person you run into there is missing a chromosome or two. It's the perfect store for Jagoff.

"I'm not sure if they're allowed to hide it"
Then why the fuck are you even talking about it you useless fat faggot?

It's just him being a massive retard.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Yeah Walmart is good for certain things when nobody else has something cheap, Walmart has it. But it's not a place I like to frequent. It's like every 3rd person you run into there is missing a chromosome or two. It's the perfect store for Jagoff.

Walmart is a magical store where I never have an issues with everyone and yet never leave happy.

 

[Tiresome]

Yeah Walmart is good for certain things when nobody else has something cheap, Walmart has it. But it's not a place I like to frequent. It's like every 3rd person you run into there is missing a chromosome or two. It's the perfect store for Jagoff.

And when Walmart has something no one else has cheaper, just wait until you have $35 of stuff you want and get it delivered for free. I use them for my favorite brand of imported olive oil among other things, and no risk of running into the dregs of society.

 

[Random Internet Person]

You're not wrong. His videos aren't even worth making fun of anymore.

I know August The Duck feels the same way. Kind of.

even /ck/'s shitposts are far too high quality to be compared to this
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Thanks, I needed the laugh. Honestly, would any of you eat at this restaurant if you were paid to do so?

 

[ZipDisk]

The Screwfuck is still doing videos on cobes, he's morally bankrupt but afraid to be judged.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

And when Walmart has something no one else has cheaper, just wait until you have $35 of stuff you want and get it delivered for free. I use them for my favorite brand of imported olive oil among other things, and no risk of running into the dregs of society.

They occasionally have some good specials which is why I still occasionally give them money. The only issue you sometimes run into is when you get these things delivered they're not what you ordered and they have written in fine print, "we reserve the right to give you a similar product of equal value if we don't have enough of your item in stock" or something. So you order your favorite imported EVOO and they instead give you some other brand.

Doesn't happen often but it has happened which is why I'd rather go down and see it on the shelf or not.

 

[Tiresome]

They occasionally have some good specials which is why I still occasionally give them money. The only issue you sometimes run into is when you get these things delivered they're not what you ordered and they have written in fine print, "we reserve the right to give you a similar product of equal value if we don't have enough of your item in stock" or something. So you order your favorite imported EVOO and they instead give you some other brand.

Doesn't happen often but it has happened which is why I'd rather go down and see it on the shelf or not.

Jesus, I didn't even know this was something they did, thanks a lot for the tip.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This faggot has no idea what he's talking about.

Besides, if and when lab grown meat shows up in the supermarkets it's going to cost a lot more or it's going to be cut with the regular stuff. Like you can find now ground "beef" that is 50% fake meat. So you'll find a commercial pack of ground beef that contains 25% lab grown meat or something and be going to be called "The Ethical Choice" or something like that. They are nowhere near the point where it looks like a regular steak and when you do find these things in the supermarket it's going to cost a hell of a lot.

And even then... so what? Just because it didn't come directly from a cow doesn't mean it's going to be bad. From what I understand the taste is the same, the texture is different and the amino acids that make it up are exactly the same so your body doesn't care.

But no. Low information jokers like Jagoff have always thought they were really SMRT and informed on everything.

Yeah, I don't understand the bible thumping boomers spazing out about "lab grown" meat. If it is to the point where they can't tell a physical difference, it tastes the same and has the same nutrition, who gives a crap? Do they want animals to needlessly suffer?

It's not even like it's going to be meat replacement like Impossible and such, it's going to be literally the exact same, just no slaughterhouse. Better for the environment. Cheaper (eventually, probably) to produce. And no animal suffering. Seems win-win-win to me.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Yeah, I don't understand the bible thumping boomers spazing out about "lab grown" meat. If it is to the point where they can't tell a physical difference, it tastes the same and has the same nutrition, who gives a crap? Do they want animals to needlessly suffer?

It's not even like it's going to be meat replacement like Impossible and such, it's going to be literally the exact same, just no slaughterhouse. Better for the environment. Cheaper (eventually, probably) to produce. And no animal suffering. Seems win-win-win to me.

The most understandable answer I find is simply "what's the catch?" For example, how giving animals hormones resulting in some of those hormones carrying to people who ate it (I remember one report that woman enter puberty faster these days if they eat a lot of meat from hormone-raised animals).

Honestly, the general skepticism over the idea of "soon we'll never need to kill animals again for meat" is understandable. But it'd be nice to just hear them say straight up say that this seems like something with strings attached that they aren't telling.

 

[Tiresome]

Yeah, I don't understand the bible thumping boomers spazing out about "lab grown" meat.

It's always the same thing, if it didn't exist when they were kids, they dunwanit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack is worried about lab-grown meat because he is the kind of person who historically can't tell the difference between real cheese and vegan cheese. Can't read, can't notice different colors on a package he's familiar with, can't or won't pay attention to an unexplained price change. If he had an allergy, he'd be dead.

I wouldn't be surprised if Jack has accidentally purchased fake meat before, but that was the line he wouldn't cross for filming. It wouldn't be one of the fake meats with distinctive package design like Impossible, but e.g. in my neck of the woods the same company makes chorizo and soyrizo. Same label design and they're right next to each other in the fridge bins.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Jack is worried about lab-grown meat because he is the kind of person who historically can't tell the difference between real cheese and vegan cheese. Can't read, can't notice different colors on a package he's familiar with, can't or won't pay attention to an unexplained price change. If he had an allergy, he'd be dead.

I wouldn't be surprised if Jack has accidentally purchased fake meat before, but that was the line he wouldn't cross for filming. It wouldn't be one of the fake meats with distinctive package design like Impossible, but e.g. in my neck of the woods the same company makes chorizo and soyrizo. Same label design and they're right next to each other in the fridge bins.Wyświetl załącznik 5223139

To be fair to Jack here, it's difficult to read when one of your eyes is actively trying to escape your face

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

The roulette wheel strikes out on two recipes with no directions except "watch video", then Rob lands on the keto pound cake from a few weeks back. Even with Rob trying his best, the results are underwhelming.

 

[Tiresome]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XWFeAbywW9g
The roulette wheel strikes out on two recipes with no directions except "watch video", then Rob lands on the keto pound cake from a few weeks back. Even with Rob trying his best, the results are underwhelming.

Jack, Rob in his very best Midwestern Nice is screaming at the top of his lungs "YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT, CAN'T EVEN INCLUDE DIRECTIONS IN YOUR HORSESHIT FUCKING COOKBOOK." Just my free translation service.

 

[Pig Cups]

Now: "It's unnatural! It's an insult to the Lord to suggest humans can do what he did!"
Later: "Well actually, God gave man the ability to do this, so lab grown meat is a gift from God!"

God also created every form of gay sex in existence.

Jack should stop resisting and embrace what The Lord his God clearly wants him to enjoy.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack is worried about lab-grown meat because he is the kind of person who historically can't tell the difference between real cheese and vegan cheese. Can't read, can't notice different colors on a package he's familiar with, can't or won't pay attention to an unexplained price change. If he had an allergy, he'd be dead.

I wouldn't be surprised if Jack has accidentally purchased fake meat before, but that was the line he wouldn't cross for filming. It wouldn't be one of the fake meats with distinctive package design like Impossible, but e.g. in my neck of the woods the same company makes chorizo and soyrizo. Same label design and they're right next to each other in the fridge bins.Wyświetl załącznik 5223139

Chorizo is fucking nasty, soy chorizo is probably so nasty it should be a bioweapon

 

[Tiresome]

Chorizo is fucking nasty, soy chorizo is probably so nasty it should be a bioweapon

I'd rather eat soy chorizo any day over meat chorizo, because meat chorizo is made of the dregs of the dregs of the dregs, the shit they don't even put in hot dogs. Yes, you're reading that right.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

I'd rather eat soy chorizo any day over meat chorizo, because meat chorizo is made of the dregs of the dregs of the dregs, the shit they don't even put in hot dogs. Yes, you're reading that right.
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What the fuck!? Perhaps it might be better to get regular ground beef (granted, you're not getting prime sirloin there, but it is what it is) and then add the spices yourself?

 

[Tiresome]

What the fuck!? Perhaps it might be better to get regular ground beef (granted, you're not getting prime sirloin there, but it is what it is) and then add the spices yourself?

Exactly, chorizo spice isn't exactly hard to find and mix, especially if you've got a store with a hispanic section, just get some good sausage or ground meat, mix it in, let it meld at least a day and you've got the makings of some fine breakfast.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I'd rather eat soy chorizo any day over meat chorizo, because meat chorizo is made of the dregs of the dregs of the dregs, the shit they don't even put in hot dogs. Yes, you're reading that right.
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hey it tastes good when cooked and thats what matters