💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I'mThePatMan!]

If you love him so much why don't you marry him? It would appear he's in the market for a third, even better wife. He brings a lot to the table, shitty home made furniture, shitty backwards fences, fuck, he might even make a shitty table if you play your cards right.

Ok now you have my attention... tell me more! The backwards fence is enticing, I can't lie... But you must know I'm a woman of fine tastes, and won't settle for anything less than a half-hovel with a well-salted garden of overgrown weeds AND the best basement-made ethnic spices money can buy!

If your candidate can flaunt such richness well then I'm all in baby!

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On another topic:
Sometimes I think someday Pat will have to pay Quasi, so this insane roller coaster will eventually have to end. But then I see stuff like this and I'm reminded that no, it won't. Because Pat's peerless abrasiveness guarantees that there will always be a legion of trolls in his life.

Spoiler: Remember Meme Mike?

Mike's a lawyer, and when he first showed up he was a Pat defender. Eventually he stopped trying to protect our portly friend from the trolls because he realized what an asshole Pat is. But for a long time Mike stuck around for the shitshow, mostly playing a very neutral part. Whenever he made a comment, it was always in a very polite, fair and elegant way. A true gentleman.

But Pat being Pat, he just couldn't watch someone having a normal, adult, reasonable conversation with the evil nazis and recently decided to promote Mike from his original rank to full blown StalkerChild (followed by Prisoning him and antagonizing him as much as he could). Even then, Mike always took the highroad and ignored Piggy.

Now it seems even this saint of a man decided that a "fuck this asshole lmao" was in order, and umpromptedly, began messing with Rick.

On the SAG strike and the legality of crossing state strike lines with a loaded synopsis.

On an article about Norm:

Bonus: Civilians seem to disagree with our newly appointed Stalker Child

 

[Meat Target]

Dan claims that Niki has recently registered both addresses of the hovel as LLCs. They could be trying to shield their assets from collection, or setting up to rent out.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Dan claims that Niki has recently registered both addresses of the hovel as LLCs. They could be trying to shield their assets from collection, or setting up to rent out.

Ha, they can try, but that old trick is well known. Any lawyer or judge that isn't retarded will literally see right through it and tell them to stop being stupid.

I guarantee Niki "Nigger Fart Queef Queen" & Fatrick "Corpulent Negro Pepperoni Connoisseur" couldn't come up with a scheme to shield their assets worth a damn that isn't a stupid trick any competent lawyer or judge won't see through immediately, regardless of how much they rub their two neurons together. They're both terminally retarded.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Dan claims that Niki has recently registered both addresses of the hovel as LLCs. They could be trying to shield their assets from collection, or setting up to rent out.

this is something i'd like to know more about. what, exactly, are the potential reasons for establishing an LLC in this context? somethingawful became an LLC at some point... i guess for tax reasons? lowtax was a retarded, selfish loner and patrick even more so, and none of them have or have had any employees.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Personally, I wouldn't mingle my assets with an ongoing felonious pepperoni operation. That allows the feds to seize everything.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Now when he hears that nog wind blowin' he hangs himself and dies

I hear Quasi's a comin' to domesticate my debt
And I ain't seen my faucet dick since I don't know when
I'm stuck in Elon's prison, and debt keeps racking up
But the funsters keep on trollin' until I'm all alone

When I was just a baby, Mama Raven told me "son"
"Always fight the funsters, until you've finally won"
But I shot a man named Bernell, Captain America style
When I hear that Quasi's comin', I hang my head and cry

I bet there's funsters eating in a rundown Hooli's bar
They're probably drinkin' light beer, takin' pictures of my car
Well I know they have it coming, I know they can't be free
But those funsters keep on trollin'
And that's what tortures me

Well if they freed me from this Twitter
If that judgement debt was mine
I bet I'd lose some weight a little farther down the line
Far from Elon's prison, that's where I want to stay
And I'd let a Twitter tranny blow my blues away

 

[Mr Moonface]

2am Milwaukee time and piggy is making new friends:

 

[grey area]

What assets do they possess that would be worth the trouble of seizure? Unless you want a fart couch with Tyrone's DNA or furniture made from treated pine, you're gonna be sorely disappointed. Could they attach a judgment lien to the real estate?

 

[Piggle Rick]

Piggy pulling the “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?????” card is hilarious. Although, to be fair, he is the son of the woman who invented the hashtag, years before the Internet arrived. Mind-blowing levels of genius in that family.

 

[The Feline Solution]

2am Milwaukee time and piggy is making new friends:

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That "Why Us?" pic really is priceless, the pig really is at his best when he provides his own ammunition to use against him.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Shamelessly stolen from them Owen Boys:

50k? Humm... Interesting value chosen at random, Pat.

Sink Inspector brings new lore:

Nigga doesn't love Susan: he's stuck with it. No worries Susan soon you'll be in good hands.

Spoiler

All credits to the great minds at Ona: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/15-years-old-pretty-sus-patrick.40001/

 

[Broadside]

Wait, Akiva M. Cohen? The Akiva M. Cohen that Null so thoroughly buckbroke by having a thorough understanding of copyright law that Akiva, a copyright lawyer BY TRADE, completely privated his twitter account for months afterwards? The guy who registers copyrights on pictures of his children he willingly posts to the internet, just to try to win online slapfights?

Oh god please please please let him and Fatrick get something cooking, they're made for each other.

I fucking hate jews

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Patso controls Niki's twitter according to the Pests. So that's just the Pig liking his own post.

Patso has high hopes that the most exceptional humanitarian Zuckerberg's new creation Threads will be the end of twitter. You need an instagram and install the app ( yeah, like anyone with any opsec sense would install anything from Zuck) to get it. I certainly hope only the *right* people find him on threads.
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I know it shouldn't surprise me at all at this point, but the fact that he has the smugness and ego to refer to himself as 'pundit' really flares up my hatred for him. This is a title others are supposed to give to you! Conferring it upon yourself is the highest form of hubris I could possibly think of. Besides, what exactly is piggy's area of expertise? What field of knowledge has he studied relentlessly, that he's constantly consulted upon for his unique perspective? What a fucking cunt.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

I know it shouldn't surprise me at all at this point, but the fact that he has the smugness and ego to refer to himself as 'pundit' really flares up my hatred for him. This is a title others are supposed to give to you! Conferring it upon yourself is the highest form of hubris I could possibly think of. Besides, what exactly is piggy's area of expertise? What field of knowledge has he studied relentlessly, that he's constantly consulted upon for his unique perspective? What a fucking cunt.

i think it's really just that he's such an insufferable, arrogant, bitter, insane retard to the end. it is his strength and weakness in equal measure; it is that which makes us laugh endlessly at him and sometimes gets on our nerves. well, speaking for myself at any rate. his cavalier, i've-done-nothing-wrong attitude on the swatting events boils my piss. there is no conclusive evidence he hasn't participated in it either, especially considering every greasy word out of fat mouth is a lie. not to mention the Reno bomb threat matter and his open friendship with known pedophiles and sex offenders... and his affiliation with a pedo-ridden writer's org...

 

[internet friend]

Piggy pulling the “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?????” card is hilarious.

You can't tell me that won't be the cow crossover of the century.

Spoiler: Artists Rendition

Stalker, I didn’t SWATt him. That’s not true, child. And no, child, that’s not true and a matter of fact, no, stalker, it’s not true, no, child, it’s not true. FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT STALKER MOTHERFUCKER, NO, CHILD, IT’S NOT TRUE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOUR STALKING CULT THAT FUCKING SWATTTED HIM, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING STALKER MOTHERFUCKER!

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

So there’s a thread on OnA talking about how fat is never actually going to have to pay. it’s very gay and the person who made it seems like a fag. but it does make me wonder if it’s ever actually going to happen. there’s a lot of talk about how if fat and nigi just continue to be poor losers living in a novel and never buying nice things or making any money, they’ll never be forced to pay anything and their wages will never be garnished. is that true?

basically I am looking for someone to tell me that he WILL pay quasi someday. and that he’s fat, ideally.

 

[Maude Snew]

I know it shouldn't surprise me at all at this point, but the fact that he has the smugness and ego to refer to himself as 'pundit' really flares up my hatred for him. This is a title others are supposed to give to you! Conferring it upon yourself is the highest form of hubris I could possibly think of. Besides, what exactly is piggy's area of expertise? What field of knowledge has he studied relentlessly, that he's constantly consulted upon for his unique perspective? What a fucking cunt.

Child abandonment.

It's all about threatening to murder the mother and newborn the second she's born. One weird trick They don't want you to know.

 

[Throwing Romans]

this is something i'd like to know more about. what, exactly, are the potential reasons for establishing an LLC in this context? somethingawful became an LLC at some point... i guess for tax reasons? lowtax was a retarded, selfish loner and patrick even more so, and none of them have or have had any employees.

LowT had employees at various points IIRC. Also was an actually involved father at one point so he’s more successful than Fat in more than one way.

 

[Pedophobe]

LowT had employees at various points IIRC. Also was an actually involved father at one point so he’s more successful than Fat in more than one way.

Not to mention fans that didn't hate his guts.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

2am Milwaukee time and piggy is making new friends:

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>Thank you for confirming you haven't the first tiny silver of an idea who you're talking to.

Maybe she would've known who she was talking to if you have a blue checkmark by your name... oh wait, never mind.