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So, during kiwifarms downtime I resumed shitposting on Kik and found this specimen
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Kinda anticlimactic ending. And yes, I sent him YWNBAW copypasta.
Nigger thanks for making me laugh so hard. You got BTFO'd by a tranny, not sure if there is anything more embarrasing than that on our planet.

Please touch grass next time Kiwifarms goes down (let's hope it won't happen) instead of trying to "pwn" trannies and getting BTFO'd by one.
 
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Trust me guys, adding progesterone is safe! All the doctors are wrong, and are 2 decades behind!
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Why won't they listen to me? I totally know everything!
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Ignorant and clueless doctors aren't doing their jobs, and are putting "trans" kids at "risk"!
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Ugh, I hate gatekeepers! Just give me my titty skittles already, SMH!
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Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor, but I know better than to trust whatever bullshit spews out of a tranny's mouth for more than one second.
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Please speedrun the HRT Gauntlet, Mr. Bryce. It would yield many groundbreaking results for medical science!
 
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I don't know if this is the correct sub for this, but I don't want to look like a woman most days but I'm not a trans man
Hello witches!
As said in the title, I scroll through pinterest and other media feeds, looking at images of androgynous people with their dark academia or punk or grunge fashion, and I want their body so bad. There are times when I feel uncomfortable with myself and I just want to switch over and pass off as a young man instead. I'm not a trans man, but sometimes I don't want to be seen as a "woman." I want to wear baggy jeans and hoodies and pass off as maybe a 14 year old boy, or someone that can just walk around the streets and not get viewed as a piece of meat.
The problem is, I don't have the physique for it. I have thick thighs/hips and it's very obvious that I have a female body. I have short hair, I can wear binders or certain bras/tops that hide my chest, but it's harder to look androgynous from the waist down.
I don't want gender to be a thing sometimes. I've been stared at, catcalled, and asked out since I was 14 because my butt was round and my hips were wide. I played sports where it's a requirement to wear a revealing, skin-tight uniform. I know I'm a woman and I feel like a woman, I enjoy femininity and all that, but I feel the most comfortable I've ever been when I "cosplay" as a boy.
For example, I was walking around the city the other day, in my short boyish hair and baggy hoodie and jeans (baggy enough to hide my curves), wearing a face mask and a baseball cap. I live in a country that disapproves of this kind of fashion (very strict cultural gender roles here) and I went to run errands and buy stuff at the local markets, and I just exchanged money over wordlessly. I didn't use my high-pitched voice because it would've broken the illusion. That was such a great day for me, happiness and comfort-wise.

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Tranny had a meltdown in Southampton


Context: "Luna" is the manager of a Starbucks. Annoying woman comes in and gets upset she can't pay with cash, so pays with card but keeps whining and complaining and being a nuisance while waiting for her drink. The troon comes over and starts getting aggressive. Customer says "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the lady behind the till". The lady behind the till is actually a they/them and the lovely manageress here freaks out and starts calling customer a transphobe. Apparently she never misgendered the manager but the screaming in this video is the result of said troon "extrapolating" on the basis she's a transphobe [citation needed].
Anyway then the video. Because this person decided to reach peak hysteria, ban someone from the store, kick them out without issuing a refund for the drink they'd purchase and then try and steal a phone to cover the evidence, this person is now fired by Starbucks.
The trannies are now up in arms because this person has been "doxxed", because the Daily Mail identified his name and then interviewed some locals:
Neighbours along the quiet road where Luna lives in Southampton described her as ‘unique.’
One told MailOnline: ‘Luna has a partner, and they seem a nice enough couple but don’t say a lot to us. Nobody around here has a problem with her sexuality, but people are quite scared of offending her if they say the wrong thing.
‘You saw what happened in the Starbucks and people don’t want that happening to them. Sometimes you can get your genders mixed up as it’s become quite a complicated world. Let’s just say Luna is quite a unique person.’
Before moving to Southampton, Luna attended Bay House School in Gosport with many former pupils revealing that they had seen video of the Starbucks incident but were not surprised by it.
One said: ‘Luna was always a big, outspoken character, even at school. She was never afraid to call things out and let’s just say, she wasn’t everybody’s cup of tea. A lot of us have seen the video and have spoken about it. It doesn’t surprise us that Luna did something like this because she’s not one to put up with any kind of nonsense. But in this case, I think she may have gone a bit over the top because from what I’ve read, the customer didn’t mean to offend anyone.’
Another former school friend said: ‘I’ve not seen Luna in quite a while but when she was at school that wasn’t her name. Everybody in the school knew her and she was a big character. ‘She’s never been afraid to speak her mind. Since the Starbucks video came out, I’m surprised she’s not posted anything about it on social media, it’s not like her to be so quiet.’
Luna’s parents, Nigel and Fiona Spain still live in the Gosport area in a smart, semi-detached home located along a leafy road. Mr Spain told MailOnline: ‘I was not in the Starbucks so I’m not going to comment about it, and I haven’t spoken to Luna about it.’
The additional point of intrigue is this showed up on 4chan's /lgbt/ and a local apparently chimed in:
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Of course the rest of the thread is "wah wah wah people reporting on a tranny being nuts means we're getting genocided" and "wah wah wah the tranny is the real victim here". I note I'm getting far more comfortable using the word tranny thanks to this shitty outage
 
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Gentlefarrmers, today I was again forced to look at another troon on Kevin Gibes' timeline. Archive of their twitter url. Today's subject is a polyamorus cyberpunk obsessed troon with a SON who can't stop hornyposting. So, your average crazy.

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Meet whatever the fuck this combination of consonates is, Vyr for short. I did nothing but a cursory glance at his timeline, so feel free to find more about him.

First of all, what the fuck is a razorgirl? His fetish of course.
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He makes insanely long rants about gender and how he transformed his literal sex ( :story: ×40)

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So happy he looks like a woman from this trick angle. His son even helped photograph him!
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Not a bad back, but I wouldn't force my son to take photos of me for my horny twitter. He's utterly obsessed with his ideal woman and I hope his son never finds his social media.

Speaking of, at least he takes an interest in raising his son.
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Ebegging.
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He needs to touch people to make up in relationships. Sex comes to mind first, he of course was traumatized by prior relationships.

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Troon Wars: the Phantom Pussy and it's companion game, Metal Troon Solid: The Phantom Breasts
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He exist to promote hia aesthetic.
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Bra posting, sorry.
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Cis women are something he considers. His GF is moving in soon, he's polysaturated. Pray for his son.

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One of the most brain dead takes in bible history:
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Thanks for joining my journey. He seems to be a favorite of Kevin Gibes and likes erin Reed, so he may come popping up in other cow threads in the future. Might be interesting to keep an eye on.
 

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Probably the dumbest thing i've seen today.Male skeleton found in female ceremonial ground and.....some how that proves trans people existed in cave man times.
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Nevertheless when it comes to "a male skeleton buried with female grave goods" it is a huge leap to assume cavemen thought Trans Women Are Women.
It’s a bloke muscling into a female space? Maybe it was a tranny..?!
But seriously, yes I agree, we just can’t extrapolate like that. Maybe the guy wanted to be buried with his wife. Maybe what is thought to be a female ground is actually a general ground and all the women were massacred in a raid. Maybe there was no separate female area we’ve just lost the rest. Maybe he liked women’s activities. Troon is about the least likely option.
CAIS people do have some differences in skeletal structure even as adults. They’re more within the male height bracket than female for example. There is probably more than testosterone that is in play. But again they have a disorder. They say nothing about mentally unwell perverts who dress up as women. It’s a false equivalence.
Troons and queer theorists have twisted the language so that people no longer suffer from a disorder, they ARE the disorder. So any attempt to say a thing about the disorder is met with howls that you’re erasing people. It’s an effective control technique (see also obesity, deafness.)
 
Context: "Luna" is the manager of a Starbucks. Annoying woman comes in and gets upset she can't pay with cash, so pays with card but keeps whining and complaining and being a nuisance while waiting for her drink. The troon comes over and starts getting aggressive. Customer says "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the lady behind the till". The lady behind the till is actually a they/them and the lovely manageress here freaks out and starts calling customer a transphobe. Apparently she never misgendered the manager but the screaming in this video is the result of said troon "extrapolating" on the basis she's a transphobe [citation needed].
Wow, "Luna" what a unique name. I'm sure he spent a long time going through books of baby names to carefully come up with that name. Haha, I'm kidding, he got it from Harry Potter. Sadly the real Luna Lovegood is now... transphobic!

Normally, I'd be sympathetic to the corporate drone (being a corporate drone myself) who has to patiently explain that the evil corporation they get their wages from has eliminated the ability to buy their products with cash to an unreasonable customer. However, with all the they/thems and she/hers here, I'd say they/them and Starbucks are made for each other. Give 'em, Hell, Karen!
 
One of the most brain dead takes in bible history:
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Goddamn, this activated my Bible autism something fierce. Troons going around appropriating anyone from history that crossdressed for any reason is bad enough, but this is just flat-out Biblical illiteracy. It's far from the most offensive thing I've seen from troons, but damn if it doesn't bug me enough to write about it.
For starters, the coat of many colors is an uncertain translation from the Hebrew, and could refer to any kind of ornamental robe. It's not impossible for the writers of these two separate books to use the same word for two entirely different garments, with the only commonality being their elaborate nature. Just because Joseph had a cool robe does not mean he was wearing a "princess dress," and it very much does not mean he was a troon. And even if it were the exact same garment, applying modern fashion sensibilities to ancient civilizations is retarded.

Proceeding from that, Joseph was not "hate crimed by his siblings" for being a troon or otherwise. Jacob had been showing him favor over his brothers because he was his firstborn with his favorite wife Rachel, and it seemed like he was likely going to make him the inheritor of his estate. Couple that with the dreams Joseph had where his whole family was bowing down to him (that he foolishly told his brothers), and they were more than a little upset with him. Initially they were going to kill him, but after they saw some traders passing by, they decided to make a little cash and sell him into slavery instead (insert Jewish joke here). So yes, they hated him, but not in the modern connotation of "hate crime."

And to top it all off, this illiterate troon confuses Joseph with Moses with the whole "assumed to be dead from drowning" line. In no part of Joseph's story did they ever think he drowned; the last they saw of him was when he was shipped off with the traders to Egypt. Moses's story begins with his mother putting him in an ark to hide him in the bulrushes so that he'd be spared from Pharaoh's decree that all Hebrew sons would be drowned in the Nile, where he was later found by Pharaoh's daughter and raised in the court. I don't think anyone ever assumed he'd died; in fact, his sister Miriam watched as he was taken away.
I grade this Biblical revisionism an F.
 
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