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- 13 Gru 2022
Former author.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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Black Cat2
kiwifarms.net
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- 22 Lis 2020
God, I hate the entirety of this image. I'm not a fan of Elon because I think he's the personification of a random person who got wealthy and has the money to burn on passion projects at the expense of everything else, but I hate Pat even more because while Elon runs a show of qualified engineers that pursues a goal that might not be possible, Pat is a fat unemployed loser who has done nothing to work towards an improved society.
At the very minimum, Pat is an unemployed fat retard whose highest qualification is getting a 1.2 GPA from highschool, and has to depend on his wife to deal with the consequences of his petty Internet arguments.
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- 19 Kwi 2022
Yeah don't get me wrong, I'm not simping- you learn quickly that anyone with success in this world usually if not always had a leg up and family connections to get them where they are.
But this is just so pathetic. I wouldn't even take DeGrasse-Tyson's criticism of Musk's plans because it's theory vs. actual engineering. What fucking qualifications does Pat have? His criticism isn't even deep ("they're going to run out of oxygen, child").
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- 11 Kwi 2023
>Elon Musk sets up an unprofitable outpost of 1,000 people by 2050 instead of a self sufficient 1 million person city.
>Pat literally lives underneath Quasi's half of the hovel
"See stalker childs? I told you he couldn't do it"
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- 14 Lis 2012
>eccentric billionaire wants to go into space
HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE!!! I WRITE SCI-FI BOOKS!!! SPACE IS THE FINAL FRONTIER!!!
>he's elon musk
This will never work. A pipe dream. A charade put upon by a spoiled, self-indulgent manchild who has never been taught the hardships of life. A man who's never accomplished anything. Wreckless, spending gross amounts of unearned capital on frivolous and self-aggrandizing exploits instead of investing the money into the people and planet that gave him what he had. Here's why Elon Musk should be executed. 1/942
HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE!!! I WRITE SCI-FI BOOKS!!! SPACE IS THE FINAL FRONTIER!!!
>he's elon musk
This will never work. A pipe dream. A charade put upon by a spoiled, self-indulgent manchild who has never been taught the hardships of life. A man who's never accomplished anything. Wreckless, spending gross amounts of unearned capital on frivolous and self-aggrandizing exploits instead of investing the money into the people and planet that gave him what he had. Here's why Elon Musk should be executed. 1/942
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- 14 Gru 2022
After Elon laughed at Pat's tweet atempting to mock him, there's a non-zero chance he took a second glance at it, thought "wait, why is this account of an genius author not labeled as parody?", googled Rick and is now a full blown undercover Pat Poster!
Is it beyond unlikely? Sure. But in a world where people believe they don't own US$50.000 even after payment has began, clearly anyone can choose to believe whatever the heck they want. This is my choice: keep the good shit coming, Brotherman Elmo
He did. I couldn't find that receipt, unfortunately.
Pat believes he's a Rennaissance Man. A second coming of Shakespeare. Any manual labor is below his genius. Remember this gem?
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- 12 Gru 2022
Patposters, judgment debts, of which Pat has at least two, can be sold.
A certain independent journalist and podcaster out of Somerville is considering buying one of them.
A certain independent journalist and podcaster out of Somerville is considering buying one of them.
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- 13 Gru 2022
You don't get it. You'll never get it. Sorry you're so stupid child. I can't help you.
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- 20 Lut 2017
And two years later you still don't know what you're talking. You had two years Patrick, two years to work on a better argument.
Patricks understanding of science is "engines make the shuttle go vroom vroom vroom, all the way to the moon"
I wouldn't even trust an astrophysicist when it comes to engineering and I am one (technically space physics. There's a difference between the two. I preferred learning more about space physics as it would help get a job at a aerospace and defense company).
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- 14 Gru 2022
The worst part is he's even lying about that. Several years ago Rick used to worship Musk, hard! It was only after Elon went against Current Thing that Chubs simply transferred his Trump Derangement Syndrome to him, as simple as that.
His hate for Musk is 100% performative, just like he describes the Brothermen's "cruelty" towards him.
Patrick is an easy man to understand once you get the driving force behind his psyche: everything he does, good or bad, is pure projection and attempts at validation.
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- 31 Paź 2020
If Fattycakes were in charge of SpaceX, the engineers would either be shoving crayons up their noses, or planning an ‘accident’ for a certain hog during his trip to the pepperoni mills. Pat likes to think he’s a subject matter expert on anything and everything, and we’ve seen him double, triple, and oinktuple down when confronted by the people with actual brains and/or experience. Even a McDonald’s burger flipper has done more than Pat. Our walking ham hock has almost nothing to show after a near-decade long writing career (iirc, less that 10k total sales between all 6 releases), lives in a duplex on the edge of the bad side of town, and now has to have his wife pay back his 50k debt because he has nothing.
Proverbs 16:18
Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall
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- 12 Gru 2022
It’s Pat’s negative accomplishment that sticks with me: He was such a colossal petulant spiteful shithead during his divorce that his ex-wife and her new husband managed to get Rick’s parental rights terminated. Pat Tomlinson converted himself post-partum into a sperm donor. He reduced his significance on earth by one child.
That child is only 12, lost her father, and Rick is still nowhere in her life.
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- 5 Sie 2021
Average 3br rent in the area is like $1800 and they had it up for $1249…
Just needs to find a renter who is looking to save $551 a month in exchange for constant (alleged) police presence and all you can eat niggeroni.
Just needs to find a renter who is looking to save $551 a month in exchange for constant (alleged) police presence and all you can eat niggeroni.
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- 21 Mar 2023
I respect the people who do low wage jobs and deal with assholes like Rick all day. I have no respect for fat alcoholics who sit in a bar all day getting hammered and childing people on Twitter.
JustStopDude
kiwifarms.net
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- 7 Maj 2017
As an engineer and someone that can look at the panel lines of the average Tesla, I wouldn't put much faith in Musk's plans.
That said, Patrick gloating at this lunch and acting like SpaceX is F-ing up, they got to kill over two dozen astronauts before they approach NASA's body count.
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- 16 Lip 2021
I don't think that I've ever seen an answer to this: who bought the house? Was it Pat, Nikki, or Nikki's family?
Need4Sneed
kiwifarms.net
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- 19 Paź 2022
I have no idea who Jen is but a rascal replied to a 2 week old thread and Pat bursts in like the Kool-Aid man at 7 in the morning.
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- 18 Gru 2019
His first wife's father was a big deal in insurance and gifted him a job after he washed out of retail in six hours. Pat was still in that position when he declared to the courts that he would be paying a lifetime total of $0 in child support to take care of that same man's grandchild.
Now, he lives in a duplex purchased using his second wife's mother's money. A duplex was chosen so he could just rent out the top and live off the rent. Fool-proof, right? Except Pig sued the internet and lost, and got a lien placed on the house. Recently, he went to the Swingin' Door Saloon and ate bar tacos and drank instead of attending the debtor's exam.
It's almost like he's an irredeemable piece of shit who brings only suffering to those who try to help him.
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- 14 Gru 2022
Caution: autistic attempt at quickly explaining Patrick's psyche ahead.
Pat is a very insecure man. Above all, that is what defines him.
He grew up an awkward kid and was constantly being despised, mocked, bullied or somehow, looked down on by everyone around him:
- By the other children, who would mock him and bully him (he even claimed he got his arm broken once in a fight)
- By this highschool kids (Pat has mentioned several times how he's now better than the other kids who thought they were better than him then. Also, he has said many times how he despises high-school love, specially between the popular Jocks and Cheerleaders)
- By his teachers (all you need to do is listen to the absolute rage in his voice when Josiah mentioned how his teachers thought he was stupid, in tape 5).
And it doesn't even stop there:
- Jakob Raven and Vance Raven: Pat's cousin Jake is a Navy Seal Sniper, an actual tough guy, a badass father of three, adored by his military friends and everyone else around him. Vance is another of Pat's cousin: a mechanic, a real motorhead, and a man who mocks Mustangs constantly as being sissy's cars. I believe Pat's attempt at a Tough Guy Persona began somewhat early in life, when his feelings of inadequacy were still blooming, before Jake. But after adulthood, it seems Pat molded that Tough Guy Persona based mostly on the Navy Seal, with a hint of Vance's civilian macho attitude.
The Manly Angry Man Persona serves double duty for Pat: not only it helps him deal with his inadequacies towards his role in society, it helps him cope with his inadequacies towards himself, that is, his homosexuality. I'm not trying to do a whole complex analysis here, but I believe it is obvious to everyone that Pat is gay (or at least, very, VERY effeminate). Sometimes his voice and tone of speaking are borderline mockeries of sassy black women, for fuck's sake.
All these things I've mentioned above are just the tip of the Awkward Iceberg that is Pat's self image and sense of self-worth. Pat lived his entire life circling the drain, desperate for SOME kind of validation... and then, he found the Internet.
A world outside his world, where people believe he is who he says he is, without ever needing to meet the real Pat. Where Angry Pat, Masculine Pat, Intelligent Pat, Heterosexual Pat, Successful Pat and Popular Pat are not concepts that shatter as soon as people listen/look at him, but permanent realities.
Twitter is just The Internet world, but on Overdrive. Here, his popularity is an objective, quantitative reality ("52k people love me, want me! See, I'm no failure!"). Be it Trump or Musk, anyone is fair game if their targeting brings him a legion of sycophantic validation. Yes, it may all be performative, but Goddamnit, if feels real... and that's all he's ever needed.
Twiiter it's even better than the regular Internet, because if anyone EVER dares to look down on you, you can just block them, and poof!... it's gone; you're safe!
That's why he'll never give up on Twitter, and he'll die before he admits he owns Quasi. His entire perception of self-worth and reality depends on it.
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Dispatch from the insane asylum of Patrick Tomlinson’s replies:
ETA: Pat’s sometime Twitter buddy John Walker Flynt got SWATted yesterday. Gay gay gay.
ETA: Pat’s sometime Twitter buddy John Walker Flynt got SWATted yesterday. Gay gay gay.
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