💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Metatron]

I'm surprised they allowed Wasabi to actually win.
Lmao, the cuck lost and cried like the bitchfaggot that Anisa turned him into. Pathetic.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I'm surprised they allowed Wasabi to actually win.

Give it about a week before they start claiming that Ian was sick and Wasabi was cheating, actually, so it doesn't count. I hope Dr. Mike watched this match and had a good laugh.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

I'm not even American, and I felt deeply offended by SuperMega's butchering of the anthem. For fuck's sake, could you at least try to do a good job without turning it into a retarded bit? Also, why even have Crash fight Cherdleys and those other guys in the way he did? Crash Bandicoot has an established moveset of spins, slides, and jumps. What is this kicking bullshit? Should have spun Cherdleys out of the ring, and the bit lasted five times longer than it should have. Anyway, it was satisfying to see idubbbz lose, again, and then sob on camera while his poorly-dressed wife consoles him and looks like she regrets ever getting into boxing

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Can't believe KF was down for all of this I was so looking forward to the live posts. Oh well.

Anisa's hair looks awful, rule number one of bleaching unnatural colour is to not do it to scalp, it always looks a lot better if you leave some of your natural root and feather/baylage (spelling sucks) it.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Crying as he says “I know I’m not everyone’s cup of tea…” was actually sad. He just wanted a win. He wanted to be the man, so bad. He seethed after losing to Dr Mike, and so this time used his fake and gay organization to give himself an opponent he was sure he could beat. But he couldn’t beat him. Because the only strength Ian has is a broken cuckold’s spite. And that isn’t strength at all. I think it might even be worse that Wasabi was so toothachingly nice to him after. Because he stripped Ian of even that little bit of bitchmade manhood he got shittalking Dr Mike. What is he going to do now? Go on H3 to mald about how an Asian twink should have hit him softer so he could win? He might as well kill himself if that’s all that’s left of his dignity. Just throw in the towel Ian. You can’t prove you’re a man by hitting, you’ve already lost twice, to opponents you hand picked. Anisa won’t stop and won’t respect you until your face is rearranged into a new shape and you’ve lost all your teeth. She wants you to suffer. She’s an energy vampire who will sap you of every grain of wealth, esteem, dignity, individuality and manhood and you’re a husk of a human being. You’re already a husk of what you once were.

 

[barbieQ]

Ian and Harley lost, as was expected and prayed for, but I’m more concerned about why Anissa went blonde. Between that and the tattoos I’m convinced she’s trying to make herself as unattractive as possible, but that can’t be the case because why would a literal prostitute want to further dimish what little beauty she has left?

Seriously. That platinum shade made Hila look 100% worse. It even made Dua Lipa look bad and she’s actually pretty.

(Also I may be being an over emotional fag, but Ian crying actually made me stop laughing and get a little uncomfortable. What the fuck is wrong with him? That was like the last message you get from someone before they kill themselves.)

 

[internet friend]

Lol. Lmao, if I may be so bold.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

That blonde looks like shit. Go neon green Anisa, you'll look really cool!

 

[Fata v3]

Anisa was shitting herself when post match Wasabi said he wanted to address something that everyone had been talking about all week. She was relieved when it was about it being Ian's last fight and not FF.
Ian is basically the Homer Simpson of fighting. He can take a hit, but not much else.

Best moment was John Wrestler post match saying while it was nice fighting for charity that he did it for the payday. Confirming thay Harley was pushing so hard for CC for the $$$ and this was the "main co event". Jim Duggan led John in which presumably would not have been cheap - unfortunately no one in the arena knew who he was...

Wtf at Ian's prematch interview and entrance, and being billed as coming frim trailer parks? He has some seriously off the charts aspergers

 

[King George III]

That blonde looks like shit. Go neon green Anisa, you'll look really cool!

Bleached hair looks gross on any woman, but it's even worse on Anisa with the retarded hodge-podge of tattoos she has plastered all over her body.

 

[Sammich]

God damn it Jewshua was pearguarding yesterday doing that database upgrade during creator clash.
I've only seen clips of the Creator Clash. Spoiler: the cuck lost as expected. Here's an extremely pathetic video of him crying in his post-interview. It's borderline sad at this point. He's so absolutely JUST'ed

Edit: can't upload videos for some reason so here's the youtube video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UYHYmF_trhk

I can't even take joy in that. This silly little cuck can't box, doesn't want to box, just wants to please his cunt wife, adn can't. He's miserable as all hell, and it just wafts off him. I wanted this to go terribly, but if it did I think this little guy would blow his fuckign brains out, and i don't want that.
Hope we get videos of the harley and chris getting battered.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

He gets no sympathy from me, even with his crying and trying to say "I know I'm not everybody's cup of tea." I believe he deserves every bit of the punches he got from Alex in this evening.

If anything, I like to think that his crying was a momentary wake up from his mental state, realizing what he has become, a laughing stock with all of his manhood being taken away. That interview was a portrait of a broken man, Anisa really took all of his happiness away, I don't think there's anything from him going forward for a long time now, this defeat is going to change him for the worst, I'm calling it now..

 

[Kween Slayer]

He gets no sympathy from me, even with his crying and trying to say "I know I'm not everybody's cup of tea." I believe he deserves every bit of the punches he got from Sam in this evening.

If anything, I like to think that his crying was a momentaneous wake up from his mental state, realizing what he has become, a laughing stock with all of his manhood being taken away. That interview was a portrait of a broken man, Anisa really took all of his happiness away, I don't think there's anything from him going forward for a long time now, this defeat is going to change him for the worst, I'm calling it now..

Unless Anisa is his handler or something, which I'm pretty sure she is, he absolutely deserves it all. He had so many chances to leave her going back all the way to 2017. Not just his fans but the entire internet called him a cuck not just to make fun of him but so that he would leave the whore but he refused to listen and even doubled down, everybody who said anything in his best interests was labeled an incel loser and now he pays the price.
Incel losers : 1, Mr. Jomha : 0.

 

[Vampirdžija]

Glad to be back, I had to follow this on /sp/ and it hurt. Dumping some stuff.

There is something beautiful and poetic about this

This is the face of a woman who has larped as a boxing trainer for the last 2 years. "Wife of a boxer."
An expert when it comes to training and nutrition, a marketing genius, a professional organizer that evaluated the fighters and matches, trained both of her guys and they lost

They made their whole identities about this, Ian got into wanting to look like trailer trash and getting a bunch of tattoos too. They wanted this to be their redemption. Her failure comes up even in the little details like Ian's hair, any woman who does sports can give you advice on how to avoid making your hair look like a sweaty grease ball from training every day, but she even burned her own hair.

 

[Pentangune]

Didn't watch the event but a quick skim of the results from a random sports news site shows Anisa's boyfriend Chris got rocked

 

[John Ligma]

Anywhere we can watch a VOD? I missed most of the good fights on the pirated streams since I was busy today and I want to watch iDubbbz get shit on by Alex.

 

[Pignat]

I'm just in awe, this is the first time in history that someone from Newgrounds has won a fight.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

in the end Chris got nearly as screwed over as Froggy Fresh did. Sure he got to have the fight, but they gave him a replacement he stood no chance against.

 

[ManMandol]

(Also I may be being an over emotional fag, but Ian crying actually made me stop laughing and get a little uncomfortable. What the fuck is wrong with him? That was like the last message you get from someone before they kill themselves.)

It was a really weird moment. I think Alex putting him on the spot also contributed to the weirdness of Ian's behavior.

Spoiler: Armchair psych

I think he cried because he mentally bet everything, his entire remaining self worth, on winning the fight. He had to win. So when he lost, it totally broke his mind. Nothing left, he probably saw himself as a total failure in every regard.

However, the fans still cheered for him post-fight and that was enough to get him to take the shotgun barrel out of his mouth, so he cried.

 

[Metatron]

in the end Chris got nearly as screwed over as Froggy Fresh did. Sure he got to have the fight, but they gave him a replacement he stood no chance against.

Froggy would have probably nuked Chris, using the Candyman's techniques.