💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[siegemeister675]

The Kiwifarms will call this guy Fatrick and then be shocked when he calls them children

Wrong again, stalker.

He doesn't have a heart - just fat in the shape of a couple of aortas and atriums.

More seriously, I'd say he doesn't think of himself as having a daughter unless he can use it as a weapon, whether for a pathetic Twitter flap or a passive-aggressive dedication in a book. He doesn't give a shit about Annabelle unless he thinks it makes him look good, and I bet it didn't occur to him to think of her in that tweet until he read it either here or at OnA.

Pat's legally not the father, and as such a great trans ally he will tell you that a couple of official documents is the same as literally rewriting your biology. He's transitioned to not being even a biological father, and society has to reinforce that or they are bigots, child.

I'm glad he did it this way, any money/unused credit he saved by half-assing it can go towards the ever-growing Quasi fund.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Oh good lord the Handyman arc really is starting:

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Now I'm a slightly less fat/retarded person but what would the purpose be of having to dremel several dozen iron nails? How big are we talking? Huge 8-inch nails? Little carpenter nails? What the fuck is this retard cutting besides pepperoni that would wear down the edge so much?

the fucker doesn't know how to remove the old boards, and couldn't get the hammer claw under the nail, and so is using a dremel to remove the nailheads or something like wtf

1. use a prybar under the old wood, or a catspaw under the nailhead
2. if you are going to cut nails, don't fuck around with a damn dremel, just get a sawzall with a "fuckitol blade" which can go through wood, nail, flesh, small black children, etc.
3. holy shit dremel disks are expensive just replace the damn risers, probably cheaper

 

[AnOminous]

3. holy shit dremel disks are expensive just replace the damn risers, probably cheaper

I like how even when Fatty is carefully curating his presentation of being a manly man doing manly things like a manly man does with manly tools, he still comes across as an absolute faggot and a retard who does everything wrong.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Just want to reiterate that this dumb motherfucker nailed composite steps (badly sawed) on top of nearly rotten wood. He knows he has eyes on his every move, does something inarguably wrong like this, and then posts it to social media.

Fat stupid shitbag.

 

[Meat Target]

Pat's gonna paint (over rotten wood) before it's finished. And it's not a deck, child, it's a balcony.



How did this step not shatter beneath his great girth?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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Pat's gonna paint (over rotten wood) before it's finished. And it's not a deck, child, it's a balcony.

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How did this step not shatter beneath his great girth?

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how did he not just replace that riser board? it's not structural, you could even nail a piece of the shit over it (the actual risers are not seen, but given all the other wear, are probably not structurally sound, either)

i mean I'll straight up admit, that for a handyman special i've seen worse, but HE IS BRAGGING ABOUT IT ON TWATTER just don't what the fuck. i've seen horrors beyond comprehension on twitter, but it's always from some home inspector's post or similar, not the homowner bragging about his shit job (bonus link: deck horrors)

like if the bothermans had driven past and noticed he was handymanning and took these photos to embarass him, i'd totally have believed it

he posted them himself - he thinks this is good

 

[yeahright]

Oh boy is this hefty buffoon in for a surprise.
That wood is in very poor condition and i'll most likely laugh myself to death when it gives in due to his immense girth.
And it wouldn't surprise me a bit if this was some hare-brained scheme to screw with the valuation of the hovel by jury-rigging the deck before an eventual house appraisal.

Based on what i can see, it looks like the deck hasn't gotten any maintenance in quite a while. The wear and tear on the deck is most likely from being unstained and exposed to the elements (and fat).

 

[Maude Snew]

he posted them himself - he thinks this is good

He does think the same about his writing and his comebacks on Twitter though. Clearly whatever he's working with upstairs is completely alien and not comprehensible by any even remotely functioning human being. Could it be the fat shorting out his brain? We'll only know at autopsy. The fat/brain part I mean, the fat everything else status is quite clear and quite a lot.

 

[Meat Target]

And it wouldn't surprise me a bit if this was some hare-brained scheme to screw with the valuation of the hovel by jury-rigging the deck before an eventual house appraisal.

According to the city appraiser's office, the hovel is worth $260k.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

According to the city appraiser's office, the hovel is worth $260k.

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more likely it's to make the house look presentable for an appraisal in preparation for obtaining a loan to pay Quasi

it could also be related to trying to sell the property, but that is more dangerous, because disguising a defect opens liability, you're better off just having a blown porch and note that it needs to be repaired when selling (buyers ALWAYS underestimate repair costs, it's great)

 

[AnOminous]

it could also be related to trying to sell the property, but that is more dangerous, because disguising a defect opens liability, you're better off just having a blown porch and note that it needs to be repaired when selling (buyers ALWAYS underestimate repair costs, it's great)

It's such an incompetent job it doesn't even really conceal the obvious defects, though. That may be the one thing that keeps this fat bastard from being sued, that is, that a person of even normal intelligence would be able to see what a shit job Fatty did.

 

[Maude Snew]

It's such an incompetent job it doesn't even really conceal the obvious defects, though. That may be the one thing that keeps this fat bastard from being sued, that is, that a person of even normal intelligence would be able to see what a shit job Fatty did.

But enough about his editor.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

He nailed new shiny pieces to old rotted pieces. Definition of putting lipstick on a pig but I don't think Patrick wears lipstick.

Does Nikki?

 

[8mm Cunningham]

According to the city appraiser's office, the hovel is worth $260k.

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The way I see it, the house is worth -14,100. Looks like Fatrick is underwater.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

how the fuck is this place worth 260k?

 

[Maude Snew]

how the fuck is this place worth 260k?

Mostly the commercial meat processing equipment he's got in the basement. That shit ain't cheap.

 

[Johnny Salami]

how the fuck is this place worth 260k?

The lot is worth 310k, the house brings it down in value since it cost money to demolish and clean up

 

[Satan McAllister]

I'd rather clean a meth lab out of that basement than whatever meat grinding operation he had down there.

Basically, Patrick is fat.

 

[John_Smith]

Ten Thumbs Tomlinson uses a dremel instead of a hacksaw blade in a reciprocating saw, or a roto-zip w/cut-off wheel to cut through nails. Sub 1.2 gpa thinking there. Of course ruining the old claw hammer using it to pry up boards and nails was a clue as to what was to come. FYI, one can easily buy a replacement handle for a hammer like that. Ten Thumbs would screw it up somehow though. He doesn't know how to use a carpenter's triangle to make his cuts true either. That's like circular saw kindergarten level stuff.

I wonder how soft the stringers are due to rot? Those stairs might pop right off. Part of me wonders if Piggy is not setting a trap for the Police the next time they come a-swatting. Yes, Child. I did booby trap my stairs.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Oh good lord the Handyman arc really is starting:

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Now I'm a slightly less fat/retarded person but what would the purpose be of having to dremel several dozen iron nails? How big are we talking? Huge 8-inch nails? Little carpenter nails? What the fuck is this retard cutting besides pepperoni that would wear down the edge so much?

the fucker doesn't know how to remove the old boards, and couldn't get the hammer claw under the nail, and so is using a dremel to remove the nailheads or something like wtf

1. use a prybar under the old wood, or a catspaw under the nailhead
2. if you are going to cut nails, don't fuck around with a damn dremel, just get a sawzall with a "fuckitol blade" which can go through wood, nail, flesh, small black children, etc.
3. holy shit dremel disks are expensive just replace the damn risers, probably cheaper

OK, here is my theory. I've been thinking about this all day and this is what I came up with:

Piggy broke his hammer trying to pry out nails. Because he's a fat retard, he didn't have another hammer anywhere and also didn't even think of buying a new one. Instead, he gets the dremel out and cuts the nails out until the disk is worn down to a nub as pictured. Only THEN does he go to the store, get a new disk, and by complete happenstance he learns they sell hammers there so he gets one too.

That's just my theory. Does it make any logical sense? No, but we are not dealing with a normal human being. We are dealing with Patrick Tomlinson.