How would you react to a school shooting if you were an administrator?

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

I think id film myself crying in front of the fresh massacre and do a video log of the entire school. Then id post it on facebook for facebook likes and then cry on camera some more. Id really give a reaction that screams "hey look at me, I care".

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

id run directly towards the shooter and cave their skull in with a fire extinguisher, after denying them access to children via strategic tactical couch placement

 

[Gog & Magog]

I'd die. The shooter would kill me.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’d hide in my office and wait it out.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

I always bring a loaded handgun to my school so I have nothing to worry about.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I have a gun, I know how to use it, and I bring it with me wherever I go.

But ideally the school would use some of its budget to train me and the other employees in self defense shooting and concealed carry and provide or encourage the employees to bring their own guns. As well as hire multiple security personnel.

Proper training for staff and thorough defensive measures are much more important and practical than political blame games and fear tactics.

 

[Day Drinking]

I've drank away most of my physical and mental capabilities, but I did work a job for 3 years that prepared me for a moment like this.

I'd blame my political opponents.

 

[Pootato]

Something like this i imagine.

 

[Feefee81093]

I think all the staff should have guns. I wish I could have a gun at the store. I'd feel a lot fucking safer.

Anyway if I was in charge I'd be acting captain and my ship just got bored so I'm getting into a gun fight. Arm the children and raise an army.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

The kids don't need gay-assed sports activities. Use that school funding to hire security, install automatic door locks and firedoors.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

The cheapest way to stop school shootings is to stop having school.

 

[DumbDude43]

my private militia security staff would have caught and executed the shooter as he tried to enter the building

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I would use the children as human shields while I taunt the shooter into using all of their ammo.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

one of the best parts about being school staff is that in the event of a high impact kinetic active hostile tactical shooter type event, your place of work already comes stocked with dozens, maybe even hundreds of walking bullet shields. a real hidden perk! remember that as the VIP, your objective is to get to the evac point ASAP. you're very vulnerable, so even one hit is a potential round ender - utilize your defensive assets as much as possible to escape the encounter alive!

 

[vomitusdeux]

Blame guns

 

[DankSmoker]

Get on the PA and call the shooter a faggot.

 

[Michelle Zatlyn]

Id declare a national gun ban from ALL schools so this never EVER happens again.

 

[Moths]

*unlocks secret desk draw and pulls out assault rifle*
"Its time to go postal"

I mean think about it its the perfect excuse to finally take out that one piece of shit kid that you have to deal with every day in your office, Anyone blames you? oh you must've been stressed and misremembered are you SURE that was the school admin in a trench coat or an edgy teen?

 

[Rozzy]

Misgender the shooter, they'd fly into a rage and turn the gun on themself.

 

[Cats]

I would obviously campaign to make sure children are banned from entering or even being within 500 yards of a school. With all the shooting, indoctrination and wacko propaganda that goes on in those places, they just seem way too dangerous for children. What are our politicians thinking? This must be stopped. Ban children from going near schools, and keep them shooter-only zones, so that the shooters will wipe themselves out. It is the clearest, most logical solution to our problem.