💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • April-May 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%
  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%
  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%
  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Głosy: 930 58,5%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    1 591
Wyświetl załącznik 4895948
Fat Jack is in crippling agony because his head hurts specifically. Reminder that he's blaming and hurling abuse at the staff after rejecting pain meds multiple times. Much like how he bitched at them after refusing to use the urinal before he pissed himself.

Faggot's just trying to abuse them tbh. He does enjoy being able to order menials around and he's had decades long history of trying to ruin reputation by bitching about people online.

Also this fucker pissed out kidney stones. Ain't no way a headache's a 10/10 if you pissed gravel out your urethra unless he's imminently about to stroke out again.
Now, I'm no expert on strokes and symptoms, but I'm pretty sure that a "crippling pain headache" in someone with a history of strokes is a massive red flag for "Your having another stroke right now". The fact he wasn't rushed to the ER tells me that probably wasn't it. So that leaves what, Neuropathic pain? Can that shit even heal? Do painkillers even have the ability to suppress it? I doubt ending up in an Opiod arc would even help at that point.
 
Wyświetl załącznik 4895948
Fat Jack is in crippling agony because his head hurts specifically. Reminder that he's blaming and hurling abuse at the staff after rejecting pain meds multiple times. Much like how he bitched at them after refusing to use the urinal before he pissed himself.

Faggot's just trying to abuse them tbh. He does enjoy being able to order menials around and he's had decades long history of trying to ruin reputation by bitching about people online.

Also this fucker pissed out kidney stones. Ain't no way a headache's a 10/10 if you pissed gravel out your urethra unless he's imminently about to stroke out again.
I can see it now. Its breakfast time, Jack once again gets floppy toast and 1 serving of eggs and cold oatmeal. He looks down at his plate and silently seethes as he reaches for his phone with his only working arm. As he attempts to use whatever brainpower he has left to make a semi coherent statement that he is angy he was served a Peruvian Middle Eastern childs portions and he is a big boy he feels something. A shooting pain in his head that throbs over and over. Perhaps a migrane or another incoming stroke? God is trying his damnest to get his message to Jack and all he can do is just think, "My head has a boo boo because no meat".
 
What is nerve pain in the head? I’ve never heard of that and it sounds made up.
Neuropathic pain - I don't know much about it or its causes beyond "damage to the central nervous system", but apparently it can be really bad. I was also under the impression that nervous system damage doesn't tend to respond to painkillers - Blocking damaged tissue signaling or receptors on the nerves doesn't help when the nerves themselves are misfiring and causing the pain sensation. If there is something that works on it, Its exceedingly unlikely to be over the shelf, I doubt it could even be take-home in any capacity if its shutting down brain activity of any sort.
 
What is nerve pain in the head? I’ve never heard of that and it sounds made up.
Neuropathy in the head exists; the trigeminal nerve in your face and your optic nerve can get irritated and make it feel like liquid fire or knives are being shoved into that region.

Jack shrugging it off and using it to bitch is amusing in a dark way, since while this happens sometimes due to strokes, it also can be a warning sign of some real bad blood vessel construction. The sort that can cause another stroke. Or full on aneurysm.

It could also be that he's going through a big case of caffeine withdrawal too, since he did chug a fuckload of cream with coffee to add the stimulant into it. A side effect of getting cut off partially is also head aches and pain due to your changed brain receptors kind of relying on it now.

Though I think the faggot's just malingering and trying to get people to attack the clinic for not giving him meat since the bright light from his phone would probably make said pain worse IMO. Especially if it's optic neuralgia.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
something tells me he's going to be in that nursing home for a long time

Wyświetl załącznik 4894637
Opiate addiction arc ho! EDIT: Damn, Ninja'd. Let me say though that it's a new level of horrifying, the idea of having intense pain in your head after your fifth stroke, and all this asshole can think to do is complain. Fucker should be begging his god for forgiveness on destroying his own body.
 
I guess mommy-wife didn't hand him his usual two or three double borgin beggin borgls this time.
Oh. Hunger pains and cheeseburger withdrawal. Okay that makes sense given who we're talking about. Although I'd say unless he's getting caffeine he might just be having a withdrawal headache from that and yes, they are blindingly painful.

Opioid addiction arc.
Imagine he moves onto heroin because he can't get his pain meds anymore. That would be awesome especially that Hammy would have to cook and inject it for him.

Wyświetl załącznik 4895948
Fat Jack is in crippling agony because his head hurts specifically. Reminder that he's blaming and hurling abuse at the staff after rejecting pain meds multiple times. Much like how he bitched at them after refusing to use the urinal before he pissed himself.

Faggot's just trying to abuse them tbh. He does enjoy being able to order menials around and he's had decades long history of trying to ruin reputation by bitching about people online.

Also this fucker pissed out kidney stones. Ain't no way a headache's a 10/10 if you pissed gravel out your urethra unless he's imminently about to stroke out again.
Nerve pain? Sucks to him then because opioids don't do shit for that. All they do is at higher doses provide a kind of... dissociative effect like it's not your pain and you're just feeling it for somebody else and it takes your mind off of it. At best it reduces it from a "10" to maybe a 5. So in his case a 6 to a 3.

What is nerve pain in the head? I’ve never heard of that and it sounds made up.
Occipital Neuralgia. It kinda sorta feels like a migraine but it isn't.

I was also under the impression that nervous system damage doesn't tend to respond to painkillers - Blocking damaged tissue signaling or receptors on the nerves doesn't help when the nerves themselves are misfiring and causing the pain sensation. If there is something that works on it, Its exceedingly unlikely to be over the shelf,
Specifically for nerve pain they'd need to use something like gabapentin or amitrptyline. Two things I don't think they can just prescribe.
 
Screenshot_20230327_120707_Facebook.jpg

suffer fatty
 
I can see it now. Its breakfast time, Jack once again gets floppy toast and 1 serving of eggs and cold oatmeal. He looks down at his plate and silently seethes as he reaches for his phone with his only working arm. As he attempts to use whatever brainpower he has left to make a semi coherent statement that he is angy he was served a Peruvian Middle Eastern childs portions and he is a big boy he feels something. A shooting pain in his head that throbs over and over. Perhaps a migrane or another incoming stroke? God is trying his damnest to get his message to Jack and all he can do is just think, "My head has a boo boo because no meat".
I'm expecting something like the movie Malignant. The staff is going to rush into his room to make sure he's still alive and his head is going to break open and the Wendigo will fully emerge.
 
I don't think the doctor and Tammy are giving him the full story, or he is being told and just refuses to listen. It doesn't sound like he is improving at all. Tammy is buying the new house for herself (and perhaps a new boyfriend). Jack isn't going to be going home. He's in nursing care for the long haul. Lay in bed and grit your teeth, Jack. It's all you've got left.
 
Has anyone from their church, pastor or congregant, contacted him? You'd think this would be a time for pastoral care and spiritual comfort.
No one is going to visit him because everyone knows how big a piece of shit Jack is. Tammy only seems to show up to drop off food and wheel him to the movies, and everyone else in his family hasnt even bothered. The only people who seem to deal with Jacks daily bullshit are those who are paid to do so and even their contempt for the man cant be hidden. Go back to any previous JOTG episodes where he has other people besides him and Tammy and you will either see them visibly uncomfortable or just throw into the void as the years go on because they cant be fucked to deal with Jack.
 
Go back to any previous JOTG episodes where he has other people besides him and Tammy and you will either see them visibly uncomfortable or just throw into the void as the years go on because they cant be fucked to deal with Jack.
Because let's face it, a man who screams out fake orders to fuck with the random stranger ahead of them in line at the drive-thru is permanently unable to keep a friend who's not exactly as juvenile as he is.
 
Wstecz
Top Na dole