Should Null make a body pillow of himself as merch? - Would you order one?

[TroonsDid911]

It would show us the true Kiwi fans. It had better give the extra emotes though.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

No.

You Faggot.

 

[LimeRikki]

Would it be funny?

Yes.

Would I order one?

Absolutely not.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I have this one, you can't tell me that's not Null

 

[Aunt Carol]

A drool dog from Makeship would be a lot easier to explain than a dakimakura.

 

[mister meaner]

I’m not afraid to use my penis if necessary

 

[Day Drinking]

Yes. And yes.

And I'll die for it when they come for me.

 

[David Brown]

I wouldn't order one but I'd donate the equivalent price because I think it's funny

 

[mister meaner]

>start charity fundraiser selling null bodypillows
>donate raisings to shelter homes for true and honest women
>thus ensures more Troon anger, more null bodypillows in the world, and more good in the world

Zero downsides

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

If it's slobbermutt, it's sodomy. If it's Josh, it's gay; and Catholic Josh can not accept that in good faith.

 

[mister meaner]

If it's slobbermutt, it's sodomy. If it's Josh, it's gay; and Catholic Josh can not accept that in good faith.

I’m not afraid to use my penis if necessary

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

@mister meaner I'm telling Null.

 

[SandyCat]

I'd buy one. He can provide company for my waifu pillow

 

[Finger Pistols]

No, but selling a beanbag or round pillow that looks like Ethan Ralphs gunt would be funny.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

the Bitcoin Bikers are on their way you can't hide in the Philippines forever

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Only if it's actual size.

 

[cookiecutter]

Thats a good way to increase parasocial relationships

and im gonna get it