LaughJoke2.0
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- 31 Sty 2023
Nursing homes aren't diner's meaning you usually only get one over easy egg and that's easily two portions of scrambled eggs meaning he got 5 servings of eggs.
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- 26 Maj 2013
The fat piece of shit still managed to make it sound like a complaint. They just can't wait to rid their facility of El Blobbo.
I'm sure the home loves Jack abusing their business line to force his way to first priority.
I never understood why people bought AMC stock. I vaguely thought it was boomers who didn't want to buy Gamestop because video games are bad toys!
The Bubble Beggin Bourgon Burber is back at Wendy's BTW.
We now have text to speech proof that Jack says "peepee" when he has to piss. Like a toddler.
With the double breakfast, I'll bet he got someone else's and ate both. Fake eggs and all.
They accidentally brought a healthy breakfast instead of the fatass special.
I never understood why people bought AMC stock. I vaguely thought it was boomers who didn't want to buy Gamestop because video games are bad toys!
The Bubble Beggin Bourgon Burber is back at Wendy's BTW.
We now have text to speech proof that Jack says "peepee" when he has to piss. Like a toddler.
With the double breakfast, I'll bet he got someone else's and ate both. Fake eggs and all.
They accidentally brought a healthy breakfast instead of the fatass special.
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- 23 Lut 2021
He really owned all of us alogs having no real control his bowels. Sure showed us.
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- 28 Gru 2014
A literal fucking pissbaby, pissing himself in tard rage. God I hate this piece of shit and hope he dies really soon. Use the fucking bedpan you crippled piece of shit!
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- 29 Wrz 2022
Peeked, not peaked. And the [OBJ] in the middle of a word is pure Mushbrain.
"Wait! You mean I can get TWO breakfasts by just asking? Why didn't anybody tell me this sooner?" - Jagoff Scalfatty after complaining for the hundredth time he's not getting enough food.
As for why it's not advertised most people aren't gluttons.
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- 28 Gru 2014
Imagine the sheer assholery level of Jack. Most people, you'd feel sorry for them after they got crippled by a stroke. With Jack, though, he turns it into an opportunity to hate his filthy stinking guts even more and wish he would die and start burning in Hell as soon as possible.
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- 3 Wrz 2014
Fatty's either burning through his diet intake early or the staff realized he's untrainable and said fuck it, throwing more money on the bill for him eating two whole meals at once. Nice to see how he's lying about how he has to PICK his food while there, since that is something patients at these places do.
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- 28 Gru 2014
Jack is such a lying sack of shit, claiming he just randomly gets fat fuck portions that he almost certainly demanded.
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- 10 Wrz 2019
One egg has about 90 calories, a strip of bacon about 40, bread slice 80, and a cup of oatmeal about 150. So not factoring condiments, sugar in his coffee, juice, or anything else, he is at 850 calories.
The nursing home has clearly given up on balancing his meals and are now on "give the child his snacks" mode.
The nursing home has clearly given up on balancing his meals and are now on "give the child his snacks" mode.
VenomPlug
kiwifarms.net
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- 10 Gru 2014
Don't forget Mommywife smuggles him food too
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- 4 Mar 2023
I was about to [OBJ] [OBJ] [OBJ] for Fatty due to a lack of butter on the toast, but then I saw the whipped butter packet and jelly next to the oatmeal.
Edit - on detailed review she’s removing the travel lid off the top of it for clawhand.
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- 19 Gru 2022
Tammy is probably letting the staff know she wont be around to wheel the tard around the town that day so pile on the calories for fattys meals.
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- 13 Kwi 2021
No, the church comes to him. Pastor Chad here shows up every night to deliver the Last Rites, just in case.
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- 23 Cze 2015
"Tammy! Tammy what did he say? What did he say about Jesus just now? Tammy! I can't hear! What did Jesus say? Tammy. Tammy. Hey Tammy! Tammy! What did Jesus do? How can I make 1 loaf of bread into 100? Tammy! Hey Tammy! Tammy!!! What was it about the bread!? Tammy! The bread! What did he say Tammy? Tammy! TAMMY!"
biggacracka
kiwifarms.net
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- 14 Gru 2022
even when he gets double breakfast he STILL manages to complain (in a back handed way this time)
walkingstickman
kiwifarms.net
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- 28 Cze 2013
granted, he's been doing nothing but crying and karening about everything since his lard ass got dropped there.
The only thing he can't do is criticize their bathroom cause he can't leave the bed.
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- 12 Lip 2022
How tall is Jack again? He might just be a Hobbit.
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- 12 Gru 2022
You would think that this pissbaby faggot would whine to TamHam to shell out the $8 to get a real blue check and support BASED BILLIONAIRE ELON instead of being a bitch about it instead and making it his profile pic. Or maybe not, it's fucking Jack.