Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

[Giraff3]

I... I think I get it now. He's trying to become Raymond Marble from Pink Flamingos. That explains the hair, the grotesque behavior.

 

[TheJabroni]

And now the true form of Chris' love quest has been unveiled. Let us see where the financhu crisis will lead.

He has ascended into MAXIMUM AUTISM.

Soon he will become the autist of legend and go Super Sayian. But you know, for Autistics.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

And now the true form of Chris' love quest has been unveiled. Let us see where the financhu crisis will lead.

He has ascended into MAXIMUM AUTISM.

Soon he will become the autist of legend and go Super Sayian. But you know, for Autistics.

Chris can never be max autistic, because he can always be more autistic.

Mark my words he will outdo this someday.

 

[Shadow]

Chris still thinking he can have it both ways with the straight or lesbian thing. He will never learn that's not how it works.

 

[An Ghost]

'Women only of any orientation may apply'
So which MtF trans lolcows are gullible enough to give Chris a call

 

[MasterDisaster]

First ten clients get a discount on the CWC half and half; no refunds upon premature ejaculations from either party. No anal.

 

[Rokko]

Is it just me, or does he look kind of like Robin Williams, just around the eyes?

The world's greatest comedian is captured in the world's worst tranny.

Actually I think his eyes always look like they belong to someone else. At least in the older videos where he autistically moves his eyes from random points in his room, seemingly disconnected from himself

Edit: @Dain Bramage is this the big thing you told us about?

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I'd lol so hard if someone named Julie paid for services with him and He taped it and we get to hear him scream JULAY

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I'm glad that Chris has finally became a prostitute.
Again.
Chris always delivers eventually.
Also, something about the combo of the eyeliner, his baldness, stubble, cropping, and fat face is really weirding me out. Like more than normal.

Does this count as employment for Chris?

 

[4Macie]

What is this??

Honestly.... is this an armpit roll? Is that a thing?

 

[Buck Mullet]

What is this??

Honestly.... is this an armpit roll? Is that a thing?

For $100 that fold of armpit fat can be anything you want.

 

[stets]

Lets say someone's wife's credit card statement had 49 $100 charges of "PAYPAL*SONICHUOFAMERICA" listed over the last three months. Do you guys think they should be concerned or is it probably innocent?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Lets say someone's wife's credit card statement had 49 $100 charges of "PAYPAL*SONICHUOFAMERICA" listed over the last three months. Do you guys think they should be concerned or is it probably innocent?

Asking for a friend.

We'd be more preoccupied over the fact that Chris earned $4900, burned through it all, and is still begging for more, more, more.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Hey Chris, you might want to make it clear though that when you say you don't do anal, you mean you won't let someone peg you, or that you won't top someone else. Just sayin'.

 

[Ray Streip]

Hell, even the Sanic totem is more fuckable than Chris.

Why is the video distorted?

The aspect ratio's been messed up, he filmed it in portrait and the video was stretched to fit because the file wasn't given black bars on the sides of it. Either that or pure, unedited autism captured on film.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Yeah, but if Chris signs up for Chaturbate (or some back page escort thing), how long til the complaints start rolling in about him not bothering to do the work paid for?

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

Not that it would ever happen, but what's to bet that if someone paid him $50 to cuddle, Chris would do his damnedest to throw in the sex as well?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Transcript I just typed out:

Hello ladies how would you like to spend a little foggy time with this sexy bod huh? These sexy breasts mmmmm and the thing I was wrongfully born with down there...ew. Good quality time you can have it one way, or play the lesbian way. So-s for $50 we can do a cuddle, for $100 we can do pretty much an-pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though, not do anal. But will do anything else, we can even romp with toys, and I have lots of hidden potential. So send an email give me a response tell em you want a little lovely sexy evening with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the email only - nobody with STDs and only women of any orientation need apply. Well straight, lesbian, and bi. Well y'all gah y'all got DA PUSSEEE! I'm very happy to work with a little bit of that! I meant to show off my booty, big booty look good enough for ya? So, respond now.

So from what I understand he only accepts women from any orientation w/o STDs and he's up for anything except anal. Hmmm....... does this mean he would accept a male transgender lesbian w/ a female soul and give a fellatio?

 

[Pikimon]

This is more sad than it is funny.

 

[admiral]

tl:dr- "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."