The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Like most all of these student games, it's free btw: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2325060/Alpacalypse/

This one game is worth more to the world, than the entire productive output of the tranch in its entire existence.

Edit: Except for all the laughs the tranch has given us.

 

[David Glowie]

I know Gretchen Felker-Martin put some handwavium into his thinly disguised fetish piece novel where he a-logs J.K. Rowling. He has transwomen eating magic berries or some shit to prevent them from reverting to boymode.

As I recall, Gretch has his transwomen eating zombified human testicles to prevent them from reverting to boymode.

ETA: Yup, that's what they do.

 

[Law]

They hate their parents, the people who won't go along with their delusions and the ableist manager of the McDonalds they work at that is so unaccommodating of their disabled neurodivergent needs, and in the apocalypse those people would be dead

Wait, I just thought of something else. The vast majority of people who call these men "she" within earshot or comment "yass queen" on their photos, are doing it not because they believe chubby insane men are actually beautiful women, but because they are polite.
If society collapses, you have no social contract. The misgendering rate would absolutely skyrocket. And you'd have no cops to call if someone called you "dude"!
So not only would you not have your titty skittles or your woman-suit, you also couldn't punish the people who pointed this out to you! A transwomen's worst nightmare!

As I recall, Gretch has his transwomen eating zombified human testicles to prevent them from reverting to boymode.

That's even more embarrassing, thanks for letting me know.

Spoiler: Book Sperging

I'm never gonna read Gretchie's answer to Sonichu, but wasn't the premise of his story that all the men had turned into murder-and-rape-happy zombies? So couldn't the female and troon survivors just feed the men the zombified human testicles to cure them, thus solving the problem? If it worked on transwomen, it would work on men, right? If not, couldn't they just show the zombified men some sissy-hypno first, cause that's all it takes right? Is this a plot (am)hole from our brave and stunning orgress authoress?

 

[AMHOLIO]

The last chapter of the book has him get into an exo-suit while smoking crack (provided to him by his gay lover) and slaughter the bigot chuds at some shithole in Texas that is important to the war between the heckin valid anarchisterinos and the bigot chuds.
There is also a fukken kewl bro city of drug addicted cyborg people and they have sex and are cool and dude drugs lmao.

This paragraph just kicked a chunk of my brain out of it's skull. This man is way too drugged out.

Is he aware that if society collapses, the "trans kids" won't be able to get their Lupron or their bathtub troonshine (now with real human hairs)?

He's the type of man who seems like he never had kids and even if he did, completely forgets they exists often. Being a parent requires remembering to care for someone else, to not be self focused, so this man of course would not think of it.

Their magic cards will be worthless kindling, and there will be no electricity to run Reddit or Discord?

The electricity factor would make him and other online terminals cry thr most. So good.

Why are AGPs and their chasers so into the idea of societal collapse, or living in a post-apocalyptic world? It seems like it runs contrary to everything they hold dear.

Power fantasy of tribalism and ruling the wasteland with your own country and friends. Making tender sweet polycule love, teaching everyone the importance of the reddit doctorines and the values of gender and fetishes and drugs, enforcing your policies without police and only murdering EVERY SINGLE HORRID FASH TRIBE YOU COME ACROSS and trading sex tips and playing mario kart with the ones who share your values. Why Mario Kart? I'm smart enough to hook up electricity! It won't be a waste in a total society collapse! Besides, Nintendo will still pump out consoom right? They're not Amerikkka.

It is also possible that deep down inside that they know that the only way in hell they have of making their retarded political fantasies "work" is for the current system to literally disappear into thin air.

Pretty much this too.

Also troons in America are disproportionately autistic white men and autistic white men think about the end of the world a lot

I'm guessing it's because that's a popular setting where you can use all your taticool rifles you stockpiled and still be a hero, plus they're depressed and anxious and see the entire world as coming down (even though it's just in their mindset).

I'm never gonna read Gretchie's answer to Sonichu, but wasn't the premise of his story that all the men had turned into murder-and-rape-happy zombies? So couldn't the female and troon survivors just feed the men the zombified human testicles to cure them, thus solving the problem? If it worked on transwomen, it would work on men, right? If not, couldn't they just show the zombified men some sissy-hypno first, cause that's all it takes right? Is this a plot (am)hole from our brave and stunning orgress authoress?

Spoiler: explanation

The Grooch has it so that if too much testosterone is introduced, you die. Trans men can't have testosterone and suffer by choosing to be men, and trans women are eating da ballz because they do actually have a bit of estrogen in them (but not enough for Micah/Gretch's fantasy to be any sort of plausible). I forgot whether or not the two trans women ever cut off their nutsack and if they didn't, why they chose not to, but some TERFs have some eunuchs boys they're teaching and treating like dirt or whatever. Whatever happens is mostly plotless meandering, taking heros to one contrived non-conflict to another, with at least one or more sex or violence per a chapter since it's important. It's like walking down the stairs and hitting your head every time you take a step, it's tedious and painful each chapter.

Anyone else like @White kettle shufflepunk who read this can elaborate further, maybe, if they haven't injected booze straight into their skull to forget the nightmare of shit sentence construction and terrible pacing.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Wait, I just thought of something else. The vast majority of people who call these men "she" within earshot or comment "yass queen" on their photos, are doing it not because they believe chubby insane men are actually beautiful women, but because they are polite.
If society collapses, you have no social contract. The misgendering rate would absolutely skyrocket. And you'd have no cops to call if someone called you "dude"!
So not only would you not have your titty skittles or your woman-suit, you also couldn't punish the people who pointed this out to you! A transwomen's worst nightmare!

You're going in the right direction but I wouldn't worry about the details of the social contract like efforts to decrease violence so much as if society collapses I'd worry about the culture-based "social constructs" like "gender identity" going with it leaving a heckin focus on biological sex.

 

[AMHOLIO]

So not only would you not have your titty skittles or your woman-suit, you also couldn't punish the people who pointed this out to you! A transwomen's worst nightmare!

I think you forgot that one of society's social contracts is to not meet people with violence. A troon could get misgendered and respond by violently beating the person, regardless of consequences from the tribe. Or worse, they'd get misgendered, wait until later, and attack the misgenderer when vulnerable. And a roving gang of blokes in skirts? Yeah, you're about to get gunned if you don't have help.

You're going in the right direction but I wouldn't worry about the details of the social contract like efforts to decrease violence so much as if society collapses I'd worry about the culture-based "social constructs" like "gender identity" going with it leaving a heckin focus on biological sex.

I'm guessing most FtMs would ratch up the secrecy as there's more at stake for their biological sex being discovered, and a good number of FtMs do it because they're terrified of assault so they camouflage themselves as men to not become their prey. The ones who do it for bonus points, fashion, and attention would shut the fuck up real quick though.

I could see some MtFs detrans once they had actual real world problems they had to deal with, along with work and a community they had to take care of. Then the loonier of the ones alive would be the wild men who get themselves into trouble and fights immediately thanks to excess mental illness, and the truly crazy would stay women and also attempt a unicorn ranch type deal where they run around the land, poorly surviving, but doing so in skirts with pink lifesaving nail polish and shit.


Whatever happens, life will be tougher for all those with mental illnesses and physical disabilities. There's a good chance a lot of frail trans people won't make it, sadly. I mean, if Kevin and Jen were left to fend for themselves, they'd be boned as soon as they ran out of weed.

 

[AnOminous]

"I congratulate you, my dear fellow. In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. The last is much the worst, the last is a real tragedy!" - Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

Congratulations, Wilde was the penultimate epigrammatist. (Bierce was the last.)

Wait, I just thought of something else. The vast majority of people who call these men "she" within earshot or comment "yass queen" on their photos, are doing it not because they believe chubby insane men are actually beautiful women, but because they are polite.

Reminds me of what a southern black dude once told me, that he liked southern racists better, because they'd actually call you a nigger to your face, but the northerners would be all sweet while you were in the room then call you a nigger the instant you left.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Whatever happens, life will be tougher for all those with mental illnesses and physical disabilities. There's a good chance a lot of frail trans people won't make it, sadly. I mean, if Kevin and Jen were left to fend for themselves, they'd be boned as soon as they ran out of weed.

Yes, if society collapses accommodations for disabilities, real or imagined, will probably not be a priority. Though perhaps Lord Humungus, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, will setup some courts to hear ADA enforcement lawsuits.

 

[FinnSven]

Whatever happens, life will be tougher for all those with mental illnesses and physical disabilities. There's a good chance a lot of frail trans people won't make it, sadly. I mean, if Kevin and Jen were left to fend for themselves, they'd be boned as soon as they ran out of weed.

Kevvie and Jen would be boned if Penny left them to fend for themselves even in the current relatively stable society.

Or worse, they'd get misgendered, wait until later, and attack the misgenderer when vulnerable. And a roving gang of blokes in skirts? Yeah, you're about to get gunned if you don't have help.

While that sounds horrible, I am pretty sure that certainly in the USA, a large proportion of survivors in a post society world would be gang bangers, Mexican people smugglers and other violent outlaws.

While roving Troons would be a menace for ordinary people trying to scrabble for existence in the decaying world, as soon as they are met with such real threats, they would be misgendered, murdered for their supplies and maybe one or two kept alive for a baby free fuck toy if they pass enough.

 

[MetalParakeet]

How long was Paul with sky and the tranch group? Just wondering what the ETA is on him realizing he traded tranch rose colored glasses for bpd pussy glasses

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

And he also tries to claim that the Tranch was a desert wasteland BEFORE the Tranchers overgrazed it with their 200-300 animals.

An obvious lie but just to make it clear, here's the post that image comes from:

As Jarrod's lovely hiking photos attest, Custer is racing through its brief green season at the moment.

That's from July 2022, anyone can use EOS Landviewer to look it up themselves at these coordinates.
The tranch moved to Custer County in 2019 I believe. The following are from August 2018, July 2018 and June 2019 respectively. Do you see the wasteland?

 

[murph]

I never noticed this until now but the sole tag for this thread is hilarious. This forum is amazing.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Some fun with Reddit:

It's not really technically correct to say they were "evicted." There were no eviction proceedings I'm aware of. They were just told to get out.

You expect integrity from a guy who claims to be the only Robert Evans? There is only one Robert Evans and it isn't this miserable troon-gash-licking piece of shit.

My dude, if you haven't seen The Offer on Paramount+, you owe it to yourself. Matthew Goode as (the real) Bob Evans is .

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

Why are AGPs and their chasers so into the idea of societal collapse, or living in a post-apocalyptic world?

If the world ends, then they never have to grow up and don't have to watch the world pass them by. They're addicted to dissociation and escapism: alcohol, drugs, cape-shit, toys meant for children, vidya, porn, the ultimate dissociative fantasy of AGP. A lot of them are going into their 30s or 40s and have not spent their younger years building careers or families, that gets harder the longer they put it off. Or they took on crushing debt for poorly thought-out majors, and have no hope of digging themselves out. But if the world ends, then they get to stay in that state of now-now-now, they don't have to think about a future where they have to live with knowing they squandered most of the opportunities for a good life and there's no way to go back and fix it. The prepper/doomer shit is just another dissociative fantasy.
None of the above describes Evans, sometimes people are just assholes.

 

[Law]

They're addicted to dissociation and escapism: alcohol, drugs, cape-shit, toys meant for children, vidya, porn, the ultimate dissociative fantasy of AGP.

I agree. It's just a mad max fantasy that they take way too seriously. I'm not against escapism, but you can't escape forever. It's better to build a life you don't want to constantly escape from. I think Alyssa's factitious disorders are another form of escapism.

Spoiler: Excerpt from book review

This is an excerpt from Jonathan Kay's review of "18 Months" by Shannon Thrace. I'm posting it here because I think it describes this pattern well.
"Nor does Shannon find allies among the friends who populate Jamie’s social orbit and enable his narcissism. For the most part, these are childless, underemployed, superannuated adolescents who spend a lot of time in imaginary realms created through video games, Dungeons & Dragons, science fiction, and live storytelling shows. When it comes to the younger set, Shannon describes “a penchant for undercuts, often dyed blue, [with] names that evoke Victorian toddlers: Larkin, Duncan. Two Quinns. Two Flynns.” At an older trans couple’s home, she observes:
tall stacks of comic books teeter[ing] alongside fantasy novels and the complete Twilight series on DVD. The bookshelves are dotted with superhero figurines, a bendable Grey alien and a Starship Enterprise model. Under the large-screen TV, a PlayStation sits wedged between an old-school Atari, a Dr. Who Lego game and a Magic: The Gathering card deck.

 

[DaBigBopper]

That's exactly how ridiculously self-important Robert Evans (The Glowie Robert Evans) is.
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Penis hair cut on the left.

 

[Bani]

They actually don't cite any tweets directly. They're all from "reliable sources" writing stories about his every single tweet. After all, virtually everything he said got endless hand-wringing from the fake news.

As we all said from day one. The Farms never loses.

It's probably Adderall. She's been munching at ADHD.

So they're citing other people who cite his tweets because that's somehow... better? Do they think you need some kind of unique qualifications to read and share a tweet? The tweet is still the original source of the information. Daisy-chaining secondary sources that cited a tweet to begin with only serves to give the illusion that Twitter wasn't the origin.

 

[glad vlad]

I agree. It's just a mad max fantasy that they take way too seriously. I'm not against escapism, but you can't escape forever. It's better to build a life you don't want to constantly escape from. I think Alyssa's factitious disorders are another form of escapism.

Spoiler: Excerpt from book review

This is an excerpt from Jonathan Kay's review of "18 Months" by Shannon Thrace. I'm posting it here because I think it describes this pattern well.
"Nor does Shannon find allies among the friends who populate Jamie’s social orbit and enable his narcissism. For the most part, these are childless, underemployed, superannuated adolescents who spend a lot of time in imaginary realms created through video games, Dungeons & Dragons, science fiction, and live storytelling shows. When it comes to the younger set, Shannon describes “a penchant for undercuts, often dyed blue, [with] names that evoke Victorian toddlers: Larkin, Duncan. Two Quinns. Two Flynns.” At an older trans couple’s home, she observes:
tall stacks of comic books teeter[ing] alongside fantasy novels and the complete Twilight series on DVD. The bookshelves are dotted with superhero figurines, a bendable Grey alien and a Starship Enterprise model. Under the large-screen TV, a PlayStation sits wedged between an old-school Atari, a Dr. Who Lego game and a Magic: The Gathering card deck.

Taking the liberty of linking to the book review you mentioned: Once a Man, Never a Woman In an extraordinary new book, Shannon Thrace describes her disintegrating marriage to a man consumed by narcissism and gender dysphoria.

I don't know why, but it surprises me time after time how similar the stories of AGPs are. It's nuts that the culture endorses the insane claims of addicts in free-fall, it's like if everyone started to agree "Oh yes, you definitely DO drive better when you've had a few drinks".

Many elements mentioned in that review can be seen in Penny, in Bonnie, in Kevin, etc. The rejection of adult manhood, the obsessive sexual focus on their "womanhood", the stuff-hoarding, the childish escapism into collecting plastic garbage, being childless or at least pretending to be childless, destroying your family, sinking further and further into your addiction, narc raging at anyone who doesn't pretend hard enough that you're a hot and sexy lady.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

I agree. It's just a mad max fantasy that they take way too seriously. I'm not against escapism, but you can't escape forever. It's better to build a life you don't want to constantly escape from. I think Alyssa's factitious disorders are another form of escapism.

Alyssa went from furry to antifa freedom fighter to trans to DID to munchie. She's 30 and still hiding in make-believe. Sometimes I feel sorry for her, and then I think about what it must be like for some poor barista to take this bitch's coffee order and it passes.

 

[Oxyjen]

Here we have a little news story.

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch story did not end well

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