Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

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If I had infinite money, I would probably wire Chris the cash for a night of his time, book a nice hotel room nearby to meet at, and just have no one show up.

I don't have infinite money, so instead I'll just laugh at him on the internet.
 
What if Chris is whoring himself out to buy Lego whores? How meta is that? That's like Whoreception right there.

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https://vacode.org/18.2-346/

§ 18.2-346Being a prostitute or prostitution.
A. Any person who, for money or its equivalent, commits adultery, fornication or any act in violation of § 18.2-361, or offers to commit adultery, fornication or any act in violation of § 18.2-361 and thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof, shall be guilty of being a prostitute, or prostitution, which shall be punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor.

Some ween will probably call him in. I think even if they decided to go after him he'd get off because of the "thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof" language.
 
This is truly the depths of decadence and depravity. I remember when this fucker was making Pokémon cards.

Now you could pay him to fuck a Pokémon plushie.
 
Some ween will probably call him in. I think even if they decided to go after him he'd get off because of the "thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof" language.

I would imagine that even if this got reported to the police, they would assume it was some weird ass viral performance art. No one could possibly consider this realistic solicitation. We know he's being dead serious, but no normal non-autistic person would believe it.
 
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