YouTube / YouTuber Autism / YouTube Commenters / YouTube Comment Section - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

[Don'tComeBack]

You can find all sorts of batshit insane tirades in youtube streams, legitimately they may be less moderated than the regular comments.

most likely because its an automated stream so they have nobody deleting them like comments so you get stuff like this

 

[Toolbox]

most likely because its an automated stream so they have nobody deleting them like comments so you get stuff like this

Most of the aggressive filters on YT are automatic because it would be impossible to have human moderators dealing with all that and tech retards think they really can make perfect robo-censors. Oddly it seems like these systems are not present in live streams. Maybe they are so unoptimized code wise they'd overload even Google's shit if they screened all the stream content on top of regular.

 

[FiddleAReich]

 

[lolcowsrus]

Don't drink and drive

 

[F-16 Viper]

Heh, still better than quantity>quality channels like The Infographics Show that just do a 5 minute wack job of research on whatever hot topic of the day and present the popular clickbaity side of it.
Wyświetl załącznik 4664485
For the gun spergs among us: what do you expect from this? Maybe a US/NATO 50bmg rifle, the Soviet/Russian equivalent (maybe even a 14.5mm) and maybe some funny prototypes from the 80s or something or a ww2 anti tank rifle?

Reality: "the russians had some of the best snipers in the world during ww2 and the dragunov has a range of up to 2500 meters"

The dragunov is 7.62 and didn't even exist in ww2 for fucks sake.

Not to mention that the dragunov wasn't a sniper. It's a DMR. It was never intended to be a sniper, just to give Soviet infantry the ability to reach out and touch someone much farther then their AK's allowed.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Pedophile faggot, TheWhiteBowser uploaded a video trying to seek attention from his trolls literally a day after Cyraxx got beaten by Marty
Once again brings up about how he groped an underage girl. (almost every few streams he keeps bringing it up)


Courtesy of Black Bowser whom is archiving TheWhiteBowser's videos and streams

 

[Akashic Retard]

Far from enough material for lolcowdom, but nontheless comes out with some wildly dumb takes, a YouTube reactor named Trixie Blue does reactions to movies and watched Everything Everywhere All At Once. Early on in the movie Michelle Yeoh mentions that in Chinese they don't have gendered pronouns, it's the same for both men and women.

Trixie's response: "Wow - Chinese people are so progressive."

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) LEFT ME SPEECHLESS 😳 REACTION

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I'm sorry but one of THE most conservative and traditionalist cultures on the planet are "so progressive" because of an artifact of their language. The shallowness of some people's understanding just cracks me up sometimes.

Of course it’s a stupid take but I would guess that that was the intended take-away from that line given that one of the directors is a Chinese progressive brooklynite. It’s just a shallow and dumb dunk on whitey for being “intolerant”; something that type can never resist.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Deadwing Dork had a stream partially blocked for showing Mr. Beast videos. Not a person, but Youtube itself truly is an autistic corporatized nightmare. Everything is copyrighted, everything is monetized, everything is strictly monitored for anything that risks extremely rich people losing some pennies in views. It's all about money.

 

[curbside2]

an exert from one video, which speaks for itself.

the comments, which again speak for itself

Absolutely none of that spoke for itself. It all feels alien. Almost AI generated.

 

[lolcowsrus]

This crazy lady is calling the police on trolls this lady streams on youtube 24/7

Her other channels she recently got banned for bullying and thinks the police banned her main channel lol

https://youtube.com/@CosmicKittyLive
https://youtube.com/@mystickittylive3637

https://youtube.com/@polarisstar6707

 

[DCB]

i found this its like a remix of several sounds shittly transitioned and its supposed to be a wrestlers theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g75Uv8JBLsU&list=PLzlZyMECCRSAqcFJ_B0TldwO55bPKQj60&index=1

 

[lolcowsrus]

Cosmic kitty aka cosmic whale calls out kiwifarms and ip2

 

[AkuMaRin]

So surprising absolutely no one at all, that tranny who said Kwite raped her was lying.

Kwite’s Response

tranny damage control (archive)
faking medical documents (archive)

not surprised to learn this at all, no idea what nuclear response she’ll have once she realizes she’s fucked.

 

[SnowBall]

Not surprised. When I saw the allegations and the person was using their bpd as an excuse to make them it was an immediate red flag.

 

[Nointey]

So surprising absolutely no one at all, that tranny who said Kwite raped her was lying.

Kwite’s Response

tranny damage control (archive)
faking medical documents (archive)

not surprised to learn this at all, no idea what nuclear response she’ll have once she realizes she’s fucked.

She'll probably pussy out with her bullshit, go into hiding, and deactivate her online accounts, much like that "Chey" asshole who tried to bring down Slazo

 

[Cave Fisher]

So surprising absolutely no one at all, that tranny who said Kwite raped her was lying.

Kwite’s Response

tranny damage control (archive)
faking medical documents (archive)

not surprised to learn this at all, no idea what nuclear response she’ll have once she realizes she’s fucked.

Heh, guess Confinement's gettin cancelled since now everyone knows Lord Bung was in on faking a rape case.
That's a LITTLE more serious than the average racism or grooming accusation.

 

[mfalkner]

Deadwing Dork had a stream partially blocked for showing Mr. Beast videos. Not a person, but Youtube itself truly is an autistic corporatized nightmare. Everything is copyrighted, everything is monetized, everything is strictly monitored for anything that risks extremely rich people losing some pennies in views. It's all about money.

I'm less mad at YouTube itself than the fact that almost all content is shallow and boring.
"Rant about being demonetized"
"Eggshell walking for fear of being demonetized"
"Begging for money"
"40 videos daily about how Disney is really dying this time"

I miss when people made videos as a hobby and not a career

 

[Laughing Jackass]

Don't see anything wrong with this, if you're gonna say retarded shit, you're gonna have retards fighting you over said retarded shit. "Cancel culture" is just people being mad, the only difference being that now social media exists, meaning that said people are given a larger platform. Facing backlash has been a thing since celebrities were a thing, and thinking that it's something new makes you a dumbass.

Charlie is a fucking moron tho. The dude has an audience of children and takes sponsors from sex toy companies. Meanwhile people try to ban adult comics for saying the nigger word in an offensive joke for adults.

 

[Surfin Terf]

As a Chinese speaker, I call bullshit. There's 3 words that correspond to she/he/it respectively: 她/他/它 They happen to be pronounced the same, however, A LOT of chinese words happen to be pronounced the same.

Thank you! I remember when I watched the movie that seemed odd to me. But I only studied Chinese (Mandarin specifically) for a little bit long ago. The writers of the movie are Western but Michelle Yeoh is in it (reason I watched it, fwiw) and I figured she would have corrected them if it was wrong. Also, the line seems pretty forced because Michelle Yeoh's character speaks English to a reasonable language and it seems unlikely she'd be that good at it yet somehow still struggle with he and she.

Either way, the YouTuber calling the Chinese "wow - so progressive" is hilarious either way. What's the word the Chinese have for White left-wing progressive types? Baizu or something like that? White idiot?

I was under the impression that the mom was making an excuse for hiding the fact that her daughter was dating a woman, not that she actually didn't care about gender.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

Far from enough material for lolcowdom, but nontheless comes out with some wildly dumb takes, a YouTube reactor named Trixie Blue does reactions to movies and watched Everything Everywhere All At Once. Early on in the movie Michelle Yeoh mentions that in Chinese they don't have gendered pronouns, it's the same for both men and women.

Trixie's response: "Wow - Chinese people are so progressive."

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) LEFT ME SPEECHLESS 😳 REACTION

For Full Reactions you can find on my Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/trixyblue✔ My Instagram - https://linktr.ee/trixyblue✔ Fоr thе Fаns - https://linktr....

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I'm sorry but one of THE most conservative and traditionalist cultures on the planet are "so progressive" because of an artifact of their language. The shallowness of some people's understanding just cracks me up sometimes.

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also theres a channel dreamsounds which is just wokie marketing for disney lol