Should Jón Frímann lose his virginity to and marry RubinRemus?
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- Dołączono
- 21 Paź 2022
Sure why not
- Dołączono
- 11 Lut 2023
He should keep his virginity so women will feel sorry for him and be inclined to fuck his brains out.
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- 16 Paź 2019
Rubin doesn't have time for that.
Jon would try to come over in his most seductive stained My Little Pony shirt/whitey tighties combo and start making anime girl noises to get Rubin's attention, and Rubin would say "Not now honey, we can lose our virginity some other time. They have this thread going about a retarded little goblin looking dude who got beaten up, I'm sure any minute now someone will post something I can put on Twitter"
Jon believed in the cause of taking down the Kiwi Farms as much as Rubin did, the emu's masculine passion was what attracted him in the first place, but isn't there time for romance as well? Without love, what's even the point in taking down the chuds?
"Can't you at least come to bed Rubey?" Jon would ask, a playful inflection in his voice.
"No can do, I'll just crash out here on the sofa. You go ahead"
Jon sighed and laid down alone, t-girl porn queued up on his greasy old android. Another night in the cold, lonely marital bed. Oh well, just like Jon's mother said when she first laid eyes on him: when things don't turn out the way you'd hoped, all you can do is try again.
Jon would try to come over in his most seductive stained My Little Pony shirt/whitey tighties combo and start making anime girl noises to get Rubin's attention, and Rubin would say "Not now honey, we can lose our virginity some other time. They have this thread going about a retarded little goblin looking dude who got beaten up, I'm sure any minute now someone will post something I can put on Twitter"
Jon believed in the cause of taking down the Kiwi Farms as much as Rubin did, the emu's masculine passion was what attracted him in the first place, but isn't there time for romance as well? Without love, what's even the point in taking down the chuds?
"Can't you at least come to bed Rubey?" Jon would ask, a playful inflection in his voice.
"No can do, I'll just crash out here on the sofa. You go ahead"
Jon sighed and laid down alone, t-girl porn queued up on his greasy old android. Another night in the cold, lonely marital bed. Oh well, just like Jon's mother said when she first laid eyes on him: when things don't turn out the way you'd hoped, all you can do is try again.
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- 26 Maj 2020
RubinRemus could commission an Emu fursuit with strategically placed holes, and take Jon to Nordic FuzzCon where Jon would lose his virginity during a yiff orgy at an avian-furs room party.
If he were straight he could just pay for sex, or go to some slimy pub and pick up a desperate cougar...but he hasn't.
The two should plan a trip to somewhere nice like Zagreb and meet up. They can spend a few days together exploring, taking part in the history *just a bit too much*. One night while having supper they accidentally lock eyes before quickly averting their gaze like true autists, but the damage is done. They realize the answer to their love quest was in front of them the whole time. Later while walking back to their hotels Rubin decides this is his chance, and awkwardly invites Jon in to watch some TV. A documentary later Jon goes to leave, but trips, falling directly on top of the sofa, and Rubin. They lock eyes again, but longer, and Jon...
Actually you get the picture. Jon loses his virginity, they buttfuck the rest of the night, leave Zagreb and never talk about the experience again...until next year in Bern. They never get married because Rubin is already married to twitter.
The two should plan a trip to somewhere nice like Zagreb and meet up. They can spend a few days together exploring, taking part in the history *just a bit too much*. One night while having supper they accidentally lock eyes before quickly averting their gaze like true autists, but the damage is done. They realize the answer to their love quest was in front of them the whole time. Later while walking back to their hotels Rubin decides this is his chance, and awkwardly invites Jon in to watch some TV. A documentary later Jon goes to leave, but trips, falling directly on top of the sofa, and Rubin. They lock eyes again, but longer, and Jon...
Actually you get the picture. Jon loses his virginity, they buttfuck the rest of the night, leave Zagreb and never talk about the experience again...until next year in Bern. They never get married because Rubin is already married to twitter.
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