The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[retard strength]

Fat Paul got no tact, no game. Just blowing his whole oversold load within seconds. Going full retard. No wonder Kindness' LARP has gone super intensely into being non-consensually disabled and weak and fragile or whatever these days.

 

[scallion]

An update on the Black Farmers issue, I feel like I am going down the rabbit hole of crazy.

There is a 129 page report spanning multiple incidents on this saga.

It seems the Black wife saw a process server attempting to deliver legal documents to her and fired a shotgun into the air.

When the sheriff deputies arrived, the Black "woman" claimed the process server was peeping through windows (not substantiated by the process servers body camera) and wanted to file a criminal complaint for attempted rape. The "woman" then stated she never fired the shotgun into the air.

The initial in incident seems to have been started by single horse grazing on grass by the property line.

The Sheriff has release an hour long video into this madness.

P.S.

Dunno how to archive .pdf links.

If you think Troon ranch was crazy, this takes it to another level.

The Tranch demon has found a new host

 

[Ghostse]

Was Phil a cav scout? When is he supposed to have been in the wars? My autism fan just switched on.

He was a CavScout.
I'll walk you back one:
What fucking subordinates? Nigga was a one-and-done, I didn't see any chevrons on his shit.

Phil never deployed outside of Germany that we'd seen any evidence of.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Detailed information about DISPOSING HUMAN REMAINS ????

Earl is a real threat! Must be prepared for invasion at any time! Because everyone wants a piece of the amhole and sick alpacas.

 

[glad vlad]

He was a CavScout.
I'll walk you back one:
What fucking subordinates? Nigga was a one-and-done, I didn't see any chevrons on his shit.

Phil never deployed outside of Germany that we'd seen any evidence of.

Phil can't even steal valor right.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

MURDER DRONES

Could these actually be the evil Earl drones they talked about?

 

[Oxyjen]

tranny waco

 

[Law]

I thought the murder drones were when they spent $100,000 of gibs on crap from Amazon instead of feed for their livestock.
Also, if we tell them that the vast majority of murders are committed by males, will they stop?

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

How to prove you are not ratting people out to the authorities? Threaten to rat someone out to the authorities, of course!

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[Fartificial Insmelligence]

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MURDER DRONES

Could these actually be the evil Earl drones they talked about?

Wouldn't it just be the Bee's knees if Boner admitted the Earl stuff was all a scam to get griftbuxx? I know you're reading this dude, c'mon, you can pin it all on Phil and say you had nothing to do with it! Just say he's the tranny version of David Koresh!

 

[one_time_user]

I think the IRS stuff is for 2 reasons. 1,they're considered the ones (along with USPS) who give no shits and always get tge criminals when others have failed ala Al Capone. 2, they're not technically law enforcement so it's a bit more socially acceptable for the people who's opinions Paul cares about.

 

[SüßerSchwadron]

NEW SQUATTER ALERT
Apparently according to Bonnie there’s a NEW party of squatters on the tranch. Penny claims to not be involved. How they can stand to be in the house of amhole stench and cat piss, I don’t know.
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Post I missed yesterday in which Bonnie references us. [A]
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Mod Edit:
Who were these squatters? Sovereign citizens? Opportunistic transphobes? The alpaca uprising?
The answer may (or may not at all) shock you!

BAHAHAHAHAH does anyone know if the ranch members are by any chance communists? That would make that situation much more ironic if they were to soon enforce their right to private property.

 

[There She Glows]

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archive.ph

Your archive didn't save properly for whatever reason (or it looks that way when I click through) so I created a new one here. Content is too good to lose.

https://archive.ph/mHg56

 

[Constellationzero]

The sudden, hard shift from "ACAB! Abolish police now! They're a tool used to murder innocent trans!" to "lol I'm going to get your ass smoked retard" never ceases to amuse.

Reminds me of Ferguson when a fat landwhale was gently shoved by a driver just tryna get from A to B.

FUCK THA POHLEECE!
(car gently nudges the female Hindenberg aside)
OH MAH GAHHD!
CAHHL THA POHLEECE!

 

[Divine right to rule]

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The plot thickens.
Penny and Bonbon were even more unhinged than we thought. LARPing with firearms was not enough, they dabbled in antifa shit with molotovs and murderdrones.

The main anime of the Tranch may be over, but this spinoff about domestic terrorism has serious potential.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

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If by "murder drones", it means disease-ridden alpacas, & "disposing human remains", it means feeding those alpacas body parts removed during the trans-formation surgeries, then I can believe that happened at the Tranch.

 

[Squid Diddler]

This shit is getting good. I’ve followed for years and always thought calls for tranny waco were fun, but very optimistic. Now, I’m starting to feel some glimmer of hope that it could come to pass. Paul is really blowing his load way too early however (sure it‘s not his first time with that issue), so I don’t know... wouldn’t be surprised if nothing more came of it than some Twitter spats.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog’s Blocked and Reported podcast just did an episode where the second half was about TUR. It’s subscribers only right now but it goes public on Monday.

The only part that was really new to me was that they talked to Bonnie, who now doubts that the siege actually happened.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

This outcome is fine and I’m completely unsurprised at how fucking dirty that place is but all I wanted was Tommy Tooter selling rocks out in that dust bowl. Instead of loitering at that gas station he could have been foraging for chips ahoy and cola. He’d feel right at home considering that place looks like a litcheral dumpster

Rocks like literal rocks or rocks like Crack rocks?

 

[Gravy Seal]

Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog’s Blocked and Reported podcast just did an episode where the second half was about TUR. It’s subscribers only right now but it goes public on Monday.

The only part that was really new to me was that they talked to Bonnie, who now doubts that the siege actually happened.

Any way we get a rip/archive of this? I'm not one for memberships and won't remember to check for it Monday. Plus archives good.