💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Given Jack's health crisis, is it really ethical or in good taste for YouTube personalities to keep posting videos that make fun of Jack's cooking skills?

Who cares? Fucking die, Jack.

When Jack makes stews/soups, he just dumps everything in the pot half-arsed without even bothering to actually mix and stir. When it comes to meats, he doesn't even bloody season them properly. Overflavour the meat by dumping a crapton of uincompatible spices and herbs without rubbing them in then call it a day!

In the same chilli video, he whines about how unfair the chilli tasting competition is because anybody can vote, including bystanders. How undeserving he is to have suffer this cruel fate! Oh woe is me!

Well, it IS a public contest where anybody can VOTE you moron. What a sore loser.

 

[charlesdickens]

I like Brian Tsao. I never heard of him before his Jack videos, but I like that he touches upon cooking knowledge. He may own a hipster sandwich shop, but he obviously knows and loves cooking. Out of all the react to Jack creators (not counting the more meta Jackvlogs and PC&LM), he's the best out of the bunch. I dislike August the Duck because he has no cooking knowledge and is just there to mock and often looks stupid criticizing Jack for something completely fine. I don't know shit about cooking (still more than Jack), but feel like Brian offers some interesting info, even if it's basics. I haven't watched his non-Jack stuff though. Modern content is a cesspool of reaction content anymore, so I find him the least annoying from the rest of Jack reactors.

I don't like Uncle Roger either, but I get the crowd he caters too. I think if he was from the US, his shtick might have been met differently. He's Larry the Cable Guy for liberal food content junkies who stand in line for freeze-dried ice cream topped with stuff like cardamom infused caramel-filled pipettes and furikake sprinkles.

 

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[AnOminous]

Same as red wine into something like a stew, people who claim if you wouldn't drink it, you shouldn't cook with it are idiots or shills.

I'd actually agree with that, but then I'd also actually drink Sutter Home or two buck chuck (usually now $4 or so) from time to time. I think it's generally a huge waste to use any more expensive wine, though. Any daily table wine is fine.

I dislike August the Duck because he has no cooking knowledge and is just there to mock and often looks stupid criticizing Jack for something completely fine. I don't know shit about cooking (still more than Jack), but feel like Brian offers some interesting info, even if it's basics.

August seems to have an inerrant sense for picking out one of the few things Jack actually did right and mocking that.

 

[Whaler]

I'd actually agree with that, but then I'd also actually drink Sutter Home or two buck chuck (usually now $4 or so) from time to time. I think it's generally a huge waste to use any more expensive wine, though. Any daily table wine is fine.

August seems to have an inerrant sense for picking out one of the few things Jack actually did right and mocking that.

My general opinion on using wines is the same as Gordon Ramseys. A decent priced wine is fine since it's being cooked off, if you're going expensive, you're no longer cooking but just trying to show off and being a moron about it.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I do watch the new August and Brian Tsao’s when they come out. It’s all meh to me, but I smile because I know that Jack will never punch up. You aren’t going to see him going after these bigger channels mocking him. But rest assured, he’s silently seething.

He’s entirely a thin skinned bitch and only punches down, to PCTLM, Dom and Hayden, Skull and Mortar and a number of other channels (I know I’m forgetting many) he perceives “beneath” him.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Jack's strapped in, does that mean both of his legs are dead now?

This is hard to know why exactly because Jack was using a scootypuff long before the current stroke because he was a useless fat cunt. That had to do with his Achilles' surgeries, I think? Regardless, he refused therapy on that too and just gimped around when not using a motorized cart. It could be easily yes, he has paralyzed one side of his body for good at this point and can't walk. Won't know until months later or until he dies.

The worst part about Jack this is a prison of his own making. God and the alogs gave him all the warnings imaginable about how to prevent this, but he had to own us all.

 

[Tiresome]

This is hard to know why exactly because Jack was using a scootypuff long before the current stroke because he was a useless fat cunt. That had to do with his Achilles' surgeries, I think? Regardless, he refused therapy on that too and just gimped around when not using a motorized cart. It could be easily yes, he has paralyzed one side of his body for good at this point and can't walk. Won't know until months later or until he dies.

The worst part about Jack this is a prison of his own making. God and the alogs gave him all the warnings imaginable about how to prevent this, but he had to own us all.

One of the best things I ever saw was Jack trying to carry on the show on his knee scooter, facing to the side and looking like even more of a manlet. If he ever gets back to Cooking with Jack, it's going to be a half-paralyzed Jack head peeking over the island counter like a Munchkin with special needs.

 

[ZipDisk]

Now I'm wondering if the straps are punitive. Like he's lost the whole right side but stubbornly keeps trying to get up and waddle, so they strapped him to the chair.
Not like he can unstrap himself.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I think the window reflection photo shows him in a LiteGait harness. At least that’s what it looks like to me. The guy in this stock photo is hooked up to the same type of overhead lift they have built into patient rooms, would make sense for a SNF/stroke therapy floor to have them.
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[AnOminous]

I think the window reflection photo shows him in a LiteGait harness. At least that’s what it looks like to me. The guy in this stock photo is hooked up to the same type of overhead lift they have built into patient rooms, would make sense for a SNF/stroke therapy floor to have them.
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So he's basically lost at least another leg, since once he's out of whatever rehab they can do in the short term in the hospital, he'll just let both his legs die because he's so fucking lazy he'd rather do that than have legs. Because the other one will atrophy too when he refuses to do any of the followup rehab with a physical terrorist.

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

people who claim if you wouldn't drink it, you shouldn't cook with it are idiots or shills.

I do think there is some truth in this, mostly related to flavor though. If you don't like how a certain wine (or what ever) tastes you shouldn't (normally) put it in what ever you are making.
My personal rule of thumb is to go for near bottom of shelf but not the bottom, at least in my area a 10-ish dollar wine tends to be the sweet spot in flavor vs price in cooking.
I've tried way cheaper a few times and it didn't go too well (nor did I like the tastes of those wines).

 

[densedance]

Not trying to get too deep in here. But do you guys think, especially now under these circumstances, he lays in the Bed & thinks for himself "Fuck, what have I done?"

 

[biggacracka]

So he's basically lost at least another leg, since once he's out of whatever rehab they can do in the short term in the hospital, he'll just let both his legs die because he's so fucking lazy he'd rather do that than have legs. Because the other one will atrophy too when he refuses to do any of the followup rehab with a physical terrorist.

I can see jack getting his legs amputated because of the beetus, joking about how it's the most weight he ever lost, cooking his leg meat into a brisket or some shit and attempting to re-enter the chili cookoff with a 1 year finely freezer-aged human leg brisket

 

[100BitchHere]

Not trying to get too deep in here. But do you guys think, especially now under these circumstances, he lays in the Bed & thinks for himself "Fuck, what have I done?"

I truly think he thinks "I did nothing wrong, I did everything right." Just look at what Jr. said. He said Sr. was actually eating healthy this year and couldn't fathom how he had another stroke/heart attack.

 

[AnOminous]

I can see jack getting his legs amputated because of the beetus, joking about how it's the most weight he ever lost, cooking his leg meat into a brisket or some shit and attempting to re-enter the chili cookoff with a 1 year finely freezer-aged human leg brisket

This concept is sick as fuck but there was once a dude who literally did this with his amputated foot and even served tacos made from it to his friends.

This Man Made Tacos From His Amputated Foot And Then Fed Them To His Friends

This Man Made Tacos From His Amputated Foot And Then Fed Them To His Friends

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[Doctor of Autism]

Not trying to get too deep in here. But do you guys think, especially now under these circumstances, he lays in the Bed & thinks for himself "Fuck, what have I done?"

No he's probably thinking

"Mmmm I wonder what new sandwich Arby's has? I love meat..."

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

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At least he could move back then. He had energy. I sort of get what TamHam grasped to see in him then. He did seem to have some success as YT influencer, lots of people he roped into doing vids with him, had some connections. He probably would have done better just staying in CA. It is clear though that moving to TN marked his complete downfall. He just stopped giving a fuck after moving out there. About his channel, health, family, whatever, he just was done and took it out on everything/everyone. It is sort of sad for me to watch his old vids and he actually wanted to try even if he was retarded to make people like him or try to make food on repeats if necessary (despite being a cunt about it).

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Do you think this is the most exercise he's ever done?