💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
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    Głosy: 17 1,1%
  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%
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    Głosy: 37 2,3%
  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%
  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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This is fucking rich…

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Also he's a fucking retard; you can easily and safely not worry about frozen food for at least 3 or so months if your freezer, be it industrial or family made isn't shit and you stored the stuff competently. I'm not bothering with his channel anymore.
This is one of my pet peeves from these YouTube critics. They talk all this shit about Jack, about how Jack doesn't know anything, how they're a professional chef or that they're smarter than Jack, then they go and say the stupidest shit. August the Duck is the absolute worst when it comes to this. He saw Kay crack an egg that had a little red dot that looked like blood and freaked out about Kay using weird crazy eggs. Sorry August, that egg came out of a chicken's pussy it's going to some times have weird stuff like that. He also shit on Jack's chili saying no meat outside of beef goes in chili and it's crazy that Jack would put beer into a chili too. These fucking loud ass mongoloids.
 
Usually what I do with hashbrowns is I strain them and then wad them up in paper towels then ring them out and set them out to dry for a couple minutes. To me it seemed like using a dishtowel would contaminate then with fabrics and make them kind of hairy, but if it’s viable than Jack did nothing wrong and that’s a mistake on my part.
You don't use a terry cloth, you use a clean linen cloth. Personally I use paper towels in a strainer. The super strength paper towels don't fall apart.
 
This is one of my pet peeves from these YouTube critics. They talk all this shit about Jack, about how Jack doesn't know anything, how they're a professional chef or that they're smarter than Jack, then they go and say the stupidest shit. August the Duck is the absolute worst when it comes to this. He saw Kay crack an egg that had a little red dot that looked like blood and freaked out about Kay using weird crazy eggs. Sorry August, that egg came out of a chicken's pussy it's going to some times have weird stuff like that. He also shit on Jack's chili saying no meat outside of beef goes in chili and it's crazy that Jack would put beer into a chili too. These fucking loud ass mongoloids.
I'm surprised nobody brought up that effeminate gook Uncle Roger. That faggot is fucking annoying.
 
This is one of my pet peeves from these YouTube critics. They talk all this shit about Jack, about how Jack doesn't know anything, how they're a professional chef or that they're smarter than Jack, then they go and say the stupidest shit. August the Duck is the absolute worst when it comes to this. He saw Kay crack an egg that had a little red dot that looked like blood and freaked out about Kay using weird crazy eggs. Sorry August, that egg came out of a chicken's pussy it's going to some times have weird stuff like that. He also shit on Jack's chili saying no meat outside of beef goes in chili and it's crazy that Jack would put beer into a chili too. These fucking loud ass mongoloids.
That faggot August thinks that smash burgers are a real thing and not just hipsters playing with their food. There are also much more unusual things happening in that kitchen, like how Kay turned chili into cheesecake or why the pans won't heat on a hot element.
 
He also shit on Jack's chili saying no meat outside of beef goes in chili and it's crazy that Jack would put beer into a chili too. These fucking loud ass mongoloids.
To be fair they didn't say not to use the beer.
They just suggested many of the ingredients, like the corn, should be roasted separately, and then the beer could be used to mix with the char in the pan before it being included in the chili together.
 
He also shit on Jack's chili saying no meat outside of beef goes in chili and it's crazy that Jack would put beer into a chili too.
If he knew what he was talking about, the real problem with that was it was an IPA. How does anyone who has ever made chili not know beer is a common ingredient? It was also annoying he called the meat "rotten." It was freezer burned all to fuck but that isn't a safety issue, it's a quality issue.
 
To be fair they didn't say not to use the beer.
They just suggested many of the ingredients, like the corn, should be roasted separately, and then the beer could be used to mix with the char in the pan before it being included in the chili together.
It was August who was saying beer in chili is "unheard of".
 
It was August who was saying beer in chili is "unheard of".
I always throw some beer in my my chili! Usually tecate cuz it’s shit but it does the job.

Also my bf has a job based chili cook off and I am torn between amberlynn chili or jacks chili (sadly no freezer meat) to add as a funny fuck you office chili comp.
 
Or how about being grateful that you're still alive you fat fuck?

This is fucking rich…

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Yeah except I'm pretty sure Jesus hates him. After all that's why he's still alive after all these health emergencies.

Each time something happens God and Satan get together and try to negotiate who takes Jagoff. Neither one can agree on who takes what so God just heals him enough to keep him alive and hopes for the best.

wtf does that even mean
It means he's hearing voices. My guess is brain damage set in and he thinks the voice in his head is Jesus talking to him.

I'm surprised nobody brought up that effeminate gook Uncle Roger. That faggot is fucking annoying.
He's a comedian not an actual person but the guy knows his way around a kitchen and food.
 
It was August who was saying beer in chili is "unheard of".
It's utterly goofy to say that. I'd estimate something over half of chilis that win contests have some kind of alcohol. I really like a stout (Guinness or Kalamazoo), but even a can of Budweiser or Corona would be a better addition than an IPA. You can also add wine (like maybe a merlot) or even whiskey (Jack Daniels is a pretty common one although I would rather add a bourbon).

There are other kind of oddball ingredients that help. Like a splash of fish sauce (no really). Chocolate. Coffee even.
 
I would rather add a bourbon).

There are other kind of oddball ingredients that help. Like a splash of fish sauce (no really). Chocolate. Coffee even.
Have you been watching me make chili?

I don't always use bourbon or fish sauce, it depends but coffee and cocoa? Definitely. Tried them once in a chili and never looked back. In the event I can get it I'll use Mexican chocolate or just add some cocoa and a touch of cinnamon. Just a touch though. Too much can really overpower the other flavors. But if you really want to kick it up a notch? When you're sweating out your onions add a star anise to it wrapped in cheesecloth. Pull it out before adding your meat and tomatoes because it too can overpower the other flavors. It really ups the umami.
 
Sure, why not. It's already been confirmed he's at Tristar Skyline Medical Center in Nashville. Based on the picture he took with the glass triangular dome in the foreground, I'd say he's located in the front of the building looking out, possibly on the 2nd or 3rd floor.

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There were some slight gayops conducted by some Foodjacks a couple weeks ago and it’s Ward 303 I think. Maybe he’s been moved since.
 
Jack's strapped in, does that mean both of his legs are dead now?

Also, by the looks of that sky, god is PISSED at that medical team.

Durango, You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie!

Ruby is half of the copyright strike winning team, Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man.

Jack strikes them regularly but claims other youtubers don't bother him.
I honestly wonder if Unko Rogger contributed to the infarction.
 
I always throw some beer in my my chili! Usually tecate cuz it’s shit but it does the job.

Also my bf has a job based chili cook off and I am torn between amberlynn chili or jacks chili (sadly no freezer meat) to add as a funny fuck you office chili comp.
This is a thing, there's no reason to be snobbish about what beer goes into a chili because if there's so much of it that you can taste it specifically, you might as well just have a glass of beer. Same as red wine into something like a stew, people who claim if you wouldn't drink it, you shouldn't cook with it are idiots or shills. You're looking for background flavor and just enough booze to bring out the specifically alcohol-soluble compounds, such as those found in tomatoes.
 
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