💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

DEFCON 3: Patrick is watching this thread he botted his last two tweets after we pointed out his shitty numbers earlier. Fucking retard

No one at Twitter actually did their job, that's one of the reasons they were fired in the first place. Not that the unemployed fat sloth understands such things

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

If half the shit he claimed was happening to him, there would be people in prison. Police do actually take legitimate threats of violence seriously. What's happening with the voicemails is the equivalent of calling up a Domino's and asking them to shit in a pizza box. The most he can do is call the rascals back and tell them to stop, and (crucially) cease contact with said rascals. It's not worth anyone's time to go after out-of-state people who are leaving voicemails asking if they can fart in his wife's pussy, especially when the person they are doing it to is constantly and deliberately fanning the flames in direct opposition to the advice he has received from lawyers and police to cease contact.

Plus he’s fat.

 

[delite]

Fat Drunk Idiot

 

[Picnic_Boy]

His lack of updoots wouldn't bother a normal person. But Twitter is his life and it bothers him tremendously.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Getting drunk on a Wednesday night? Won't he be hungover for work tomor....oh yeah.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

I need a Sommelier Rick in my life.

 

[Sugriva]

Piggy is oinking about fake threats over voicemail again, if they had actually happened then he would happily post them for victim updoots:

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He's definitely getting a 'boy who cried wolf' effect from his twitter following. His old tweets lying about threats used to get hundreds of likes.

You know why it's easy to tell Pat is lying? The OnA guys are way funnier than that. If they were actually calling him up and leaving threats, they'd be about shitting in his wife's vagina, or tying him down and forcing him to read passages from the superior version of Christmas Carnage.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

I would fuck female Pat, but only when stinking drunk and without any other options.

So, like every night

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

I am not feeding the trolls, lawyer/police child. I am not ignoring your advice. I am not replying. These are not conversations. I am merely informing my stalkers of their impending prison, and I expect you to expend maximum resources investigating, arresting, prosecuting, and jailing them at taxpayer expense. Sorry you're stupid, I can't help you.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

I am not feeding the trolls, lawyer/police child. I am not ignoring your advice. I am not replying. These are not conversations. I am merely informing my stalkers of their impending prison. Sorry you're stupid, I can't help you.

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He is not here to conversate. Wings 2.0 spreading beatifully on the internet skies

 

[ZipDisk]

Re: the "No, Stalker" twitter posts, Why even post these? It's all shit we've seen before.

 

[Maude Snew]

Getting drunk on a Wednesday night? Won't he be hungover for work tomor....oh yeah.

Wrong as always, stalker. I will never be hung, neither over nor under.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I am not feeding the trolls, lawyer/police child. I am not ignoring your advice. I am not replying. These are not conversations. I am merely informing my stalkers of their impending prison. Sorry you're stupid, I can't help you.

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I know everybody knows Patirck is wrong but I just want to point out that no felony telephone harassment has even happened yet because under the laws of Wisconsin you have to have already be convicted of it, most of these would not even be a misdemeanor:


Imprisonment is highly unlikely even if it rises to a misdemeanor:


This is all aside from the fact that literally no one is investigating these.

 

[FinnSven]

I am not feeding the trolls, lawyer/police child. I am not ignoring your advice. I am not replying. These are not conversations. I am merely informing my stalkers of their impending prison, and I expect you to expend maximum resources investigating, arresting, prosecuting, and jailing them at taxpayer expense. Sorry you're stupid, I can't help you.

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There is an argument to be made that Fatrick’s life is a crime in progress.

 

[Path Wanderer]

 

[Master Balayage Autist]

I know everybody knows Patirck is wrong but I just want to point out that no felony telephone harassment has even happened yet because under the laws of Wisconsin you have to have already be convicted of it, most of these would not even be a misdemeanor:
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Imprisonment is highly unlikely even if it rises to a misdemeanor:
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This is all aside from the fact that literally no one is investigating these.

Wrong as always child the fbi internet harassment swat team will soon be at your door.
Wait quietly for the knock little one.

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

Fat Drunk Idiot

Hate guys who try to personify alcohol. Oh is rye an assertive drink? Is vodka aggressive? Is gin sentimental? Shut the fuck up.

 

[Helvetia]

pat is basically brian griffin. just not as fat.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Re: the "No, Stalker" twitter posts, Why even post these? It's all shit we've seen before.

I don't know about you.

I don't think you're poetry brigade material, son.

 

[ZipDisk]

It's Pat pressing Ctrl + V repeatedly.