💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[biggacracka]

So I know he's a terrible christian who probably violated the seven deadly sins, but has Lust ever at any point been violated?

He lusted after many if not all male guests he had

 

[Lenzperkins]

Bayless's food and skills are absolutely fine, I take constant exception with that beard he chooses to wear that has never not looked like some kind of untreated fungal infection.

His knowledge of Mexican food is impeccable beyond the if the salsa is good than the food is good.

Rick's brother is Skip Bayless, a Tim Tebow fanatic like Jack.

 

[Super Hans v2]

So I know he's a terrible christian who probably violated the seven deadly sins, but has Lust ever at any point been violated?

Without being a smartass about how Jack acts around his male guests, with how Jack was so persistent and fast with wanting to marry TamHam, he had to have been focusing on getting to have sex again after his divorce instead of thinking how well they'd work out as a couple.

 

[realgone2]

They're gonna wheel jack out in an iron lung. Could they fit it behind that counter?

 

[alawital]

Happy page 2500, Jack. Here's to another 2500!

 

[Padoru]

From experience, I find that chicken breast is a terrible option to use in recipes calling for sauces, stews, or curries since it lacks all the natural oils of chicken thighs/drumsticks or boned chicken necessary for creating something consistent, creamy, and delicious. You'll just end up with ugly, flavourless glop with the appearance and texture of gruel/porridge when you substitute them for breast.

i mean that's just a general thing. You generally only use Chicken Breast as is if you are entirely okay with having to work harder for the same product because it has less fat and flavor. I love eating a nice chicken Breast or use it in various dishes but i am not kidding myself enough to think that using thigh meat wouldn't make the process 100x easier

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Is this hospital food?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Is this hospital food?
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Am I missing something? Those are mushrooms right? What does that have to do with taking a shit?

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Am I missing something? Those are mushrooms right? What does that have to do with taking a shit?

No clue, BUT, he's back to eating takeout food.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Is this hospital food?
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Is he so bereft of fiber that a cup of sloppa buttered up mushrooms will move the monolith in his swollen large intestines?

 

[biggacracka]

Is he so bereft of fiber that a cup of sloppa buttered up mushrooms will move the monolith in his swollen large intestines?

Either that or he thinks it looks like shit, I don't know.

 

[realgone2]

Jack is like Iron Bar from Mad Max 3.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Goat is great in vindaloo.

It is, the local restaurant also has a biryani with goat that I really like. A good mulligatawny is a nice side but it's Anglo-Indian and not common on a lot of menus.

My favorite appetizer/side is ordering some mixed pickles and putting them on naan.

 

[realgone2]

There's this Indian place in Columbus, Ohio called Awadh. They have this lamb/coriander soup that is fantastic.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Any insurer giving Jack a life policy while there are videos of him killing himself with food shortly after a medical emergency is negligent and deserves to be fleeced.

Qarolyn is an insurance agent (late response, I know), but remember that Jack and Tammy had taken an insurance licensing exam a few years ago. It’s my schizo theory she had them take the exams during when Tammy lost her job to funnel PPP money to them to survive. I tried checking the PPP database under various names but cannot find any evidence as such. I know there were loan other types that could be applied for and forgiven as well. (Not necessarily in a searchable database, however)

Why would Tammy choose goat meat? I don't dislike goat, but it's a very boney meat and if not cooked/prepared properly, it can be a very unpleasant culinary experience. I remember having goat curry a few times as a kid and nearly choking from the ton of bone marrows in it. Lamb is a much better choice since it's delicious like beef yet more lean and healthy. In Anglo-Indian cuisine, lamb goes really well in Jalfrezi and Rogan josh curries and minced lamb is also great in samosas. You'll be hard-pressed to find an Indian restaurant without any lamb dishes here in the UK. However, I don't imagine there's a big Indian/Southern Asian immigrant in the US like the UK and I doubt Americans really consume much lamb either.

P.S. It isn't "garlic bread" Jack, it's called Naan you uncultured swine.

Tammy got the “Chicken Mika Tika Tasala” and Jack got the goat and she tried the goat off of his plate but I feel like they shared plates.

Is this hospital food?
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That is a hospital dinner tray rolling cart that his smuggled side dish is shown on. Jagoff is still in the hospital.

Edit: some words/clarification. Sometimes I’m not able to post at all or react so I get frustrated and wait a few days until it works again :-/

 

[abobe]

So I know he's a terrible christian who probably violated the seven deadly sins, but has Lust ever at any point been violated?

Keto bear. Jack lusted him.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Is this hospital food?
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This is clearly on a hospital bedside table/tray. Here's a sample pic for reference, though Jack's looks multileveled.

 

[Asperchewy]

Is there any metadata from the original photo?

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Oh, Jack, you tease.

 

[realgone2]

I'm cracking up listening to fat fuck and his brother talk about food choices.