The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[ObservingTheMadness]

BREAKING NEWS!
Bonnie has a new pinned tweet with an update on the Tranch!!! It seems that he talked to the tranchers, and they are “rehoming” animals (hopefully not into a mass grave). He wants to dissolve the tranch. I personally will miss it dearly if it goes, for I have loved this thread and all of the sperging that’s happened in it. I have learned about farming, animal husbandry, the Migratory Bird Act, troonism, etc. and it truly is my favorite thread on this website. [A]
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Talks about Sky, praises him for being “incredibly wise”. He probably mediated the aforementioned talk to the point where they could actually get shit done instead of just argue. [A]
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A couple of tweets about Kindness (linking to her thread to try to keep some semblance of order in the thread)

Bonus Content [A]
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Spoiler: Keep dreaming, Bonnie

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I see this as a victory for KiwiFarms!!!! The Tranch has been destroyed!!

 

[AssignedEva]

I see this as a victory for KiwiFarms!!!! The Tranch has been destroyed!!

It isn't over until the fat Kevin sings. The Tranch have been in wind down mode ever since Penny let slip his "expansion" plans (as in "we're going to run away to my family farm). Bonnie pinning a tweet about it isn't an acceleration, it's just Bonnie wanting to claim credit (he doesn't get zero credit, but it's multiple factors).

 

[Humbert Humbert]

The dox is coming from inside the house.

Please nobody dox him, I don’t want to see him or his fursuit, ever again.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I see this as a victory for KiwiFarms!!!! The Tranch has been destroyed!!

Victory? Do you realize how much quality entertainment we're losing? Well except for all the dead and raped Alpacas. That's not so entertaining.

 

[SpaceAce]

I see this as a victory for KiwiFarms!!!! The Tranch has been destroyed!!

How is this a « victory »? None of us had anything to do with any of this; we just watched like it was a show.
And now said show has announced it’s possibly being cancelled, and you’re cheering.

You gotta get off Twitter bro; unless it’s a pedo or some shit, most people here don’t actually want the cows to go offline or self destruct.
Sure it’d be more fun to watch the antics of the tranch without all the animal death and abuse, but that isn’t exactly ending in any way. The alpacas will be slaughtered or rehomed but they’ll still have plenty of pets to hoard, neglect and kill. They’re downsizing and still buying rescuing new kittens.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

They’re downsizing

Kevin sure as hell ain’t.

 

[Constellationzero]

It isn't over until the fat Kevin sings. The Tranch have been in wind down mode ever since Penny let slip his "expansion" plans (as in "we're going to run away to my family farm). Bonnie pinning a tweet about it isn't an acceleration, it's just Bonnie wanting to claim credit (he doesn't get zero credit, but it's multiple factors).

It isn't over until the fat Kevin sings queefs.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I see this as a victory for KiwiFarms!!!! The Tranch has been destroyed!!

Why would we want the show to end? We're not the vigilantes fighting the baddies, we're assholes laughing at assholes. Everytime a cow goes offline, dies, or simply gets their shit together we lose.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Why would we want the show to end? We're not the vigilantes fighting the baddies, we're assholes laughing at assholes. Everytime a cow goes offline, dies, or simply gets their shit together we lose.

Normally I would agree with you, but this is a rare case. Animals are suffering and dying because shitty larpers with undiagnosed mental illness who chopped their cocks off decided they could be an adult for once and were dead wrong.
Besides, it's not like these fucking retards won't be screeching or reeeing on twitter or wherever the fuck. They just won't be doing it on the tranch. This isn't the series finale, this is season one ending. Season two will be filmed at at the home of Penny's parents.

The tranchers are not getting their shit together. They are not learning from their mistakes, and they are not going to leave the internet just because they failed. As everyone knows, when a tranny fails, it's never their fault, and they will not shut up about it.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

Victory? Do you realize how much quality entertainment we're losing? Well except for all the dead and raped Alpacas. That's not so entertaining.

I was being sarcastic.

How is this a « victory »? None of us had anything to do with any of this; we just watched like it was a show.
And now said show has announced it’s possibly being cancelled, and you’re cheering.

You gotta get off Twitter bro; unless it’s a pedo or some shit, most people here don’t actually want the cows to go offline or self destruct.
Sure it’d be more fun to watch the antics of the tranch without all the animal death and abuse, but that isn’t exactly ending in any way. The alpacas will be slaughtered or rehomed but they’ll still have plenty of pets to hoard, neglect and kill. They’re downsizing and still buying rescuing new kittens.

You have a point.

 

[Vaclav]

I never followed this thread but if this is how it ends it's pretty disappointing I always envisioned some Waco-like incident or a troon mass murder suicide (gone wrong) (gone sexual)

They don't have the balls, literally. I predicted exactly what would happen:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/the-te...lip-matthew-logue.86681/page-134#post-8736157

These guys trooned out because they wanted to run away from the unpleasant things in their lives and reside in a fantasy world. All the talk about shooting fascists is just posturing, they got where they are by taking the soft option at every turn. They're a little more enterprising than your average AmHole but none of it have it in them to want to go down in a blaze of glory. They'll run away in a cloud of excuses and try a different grift.

 

[NotFatChild]

Why would we want the show to end? We're not the vigilantes fighting the baddies, we're assholes laughing at assholes. Everytime a cow goes offline, dies, or simply gets their shit together we lose.

It's not really ending, season 2 is just taking place on a different set.

 

[norbo]

The dox is coming from inside the house. Also, how retarted do you have to be to be forced into a walmart wageslave while having compTIA certs?

Oh my fuck, It is him. I remember this picture like yesterday, it was floating ALL around the internet. World's a small place.

Based on my reading of the tweet saying he is CompTIA certified, it sounded to me like it was an A+ cert which isn't exactly the most easily marketable cert out there. I passed it as well and while it can help get your foot in the door, if you're too incompetent or psycho to be even moderately normal it's not going to matter. I can only imagine that this guy is a pain to work with even in a remote situation. The fact he's interviewing for Xerox to be a very obviously entry level support tech while being clearly in his 40's at a minimum is very unfortunate.

Pet peeve of mine... Like many other troons, he swore to leave Twitter after the Musk takeover. But of course, he's still happily tweeting away even now. He has a Mastodon account [x], but he hasn't posted anything there since November.
I was promised a mass Troon Exodus, but they all let me down.

I mean shit man. If people ever followed through on that gay shit, LA would be practically traffic free and portland would have nobody living in it anymore. They'd all be screwing up Canada by now. But alas, they never do it.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Jesus Christ, I had to look a pictures of stink ditches to erase the fox furry suit pictures out of my brain. The horror.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Found in the wild on 4chan:

Fess up: which one of you did this?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Found in the wild on 4chan:
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Fess up: which one of you did this?

Goddamn, but this pic makes me LOL harder every time I see it. They're trying so hard to be badass AF, yet feminine at the same time. Mandozer making with the flirty/smug glance is especially hilarious.

They look like three inbred shitkickers on their way to get their asses whupped by some gas huffing adolescents. "Yeah, muh name is Leroy. This here is my brother Leroy, and him in the back is my other brother Leroy. What, you think that's funny?"

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

The Rebellion symbol really makes that photo.

 

[Ghostse]

Based on my reading of the tweet saying he is CompTIA certified, it sounded to me like it was an A+ cert which isn't exactly the most easily marketable cert out there. I passed it as well and while it can help get your foot in the door, if you're too incompetent or psycho to be even moderately normal it's not going to matter. I can only imagine that this guy is a pain to work with even in a remote situation. The fact he's interviewing for Xerox to be a very obviously entry level support tech while being clearly in his 40's at a minimum is very unfortunate.

For those who have had sex*, in Tech there are industry accepted certifications to prove you can memorize braindumps have minimal skills and knowledge for various technologies. CompTIA offers certifications at the very lowest skill levels. High school/community college programs usually have CompTIA certification as part of their class.To quote one manager, a comptia cert on a resume just demonstrates the ability to walk, chew gum, and be capable of passing a certification test. (Which too be fair is a bar that excludes a disturbing number of applications)
I guess as you say, there nothing wrong with the cert, but if you are in your 40s and that's the crown jewel of your resume, that's just sad.

*With a willing & conscious partner

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

Never forget the 6 gorillion Alpacas lost in the Alpacaust.

I really need to get better at using prompts

 

[AnOminous]

I guess as you say, there nothing wrong with the cert, but if you are in your 40s and that's the crown jewel of your resume, that's just sad.

It's a slightly more impressive cert than if they just put a stethoscope to your chest and determined you have a pulse.