💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Potatoherder]

Rate me optimistic but if that actually happens I will probably tune in

I am going to tune in because it has the chances of being a complete shit show that finally breaks him of the 'i'll read all the superchats' promise.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I am going to tune in because it has the chances of being a complete shit show that finally breaks him of the 'i'll read all the superchats' promise.

If anything he will just be gay and not read any super chats until after Kyle leaves

 

[Blasterisk]

Rackets is currently that cat you caught doing something naughty and swatted on the (big) nose. He knows the nose swat is directly related to the thing he just did, but he's attempting to keep his dignity while wearing a look of "I'm gonna do that again later." The problem is, he doesn't know anybody with a spray bottle, except maybe his family who he doesn't talk to?

So he sticks to normal bottles. In asses.

 

[Captain Manning]

Honestly it may have paid off if he didn't decided to speedrun being a lolcow.

Speaking of speedrunning, should we upgrade Nick from Airbus to Concorde? It goes Mach 2.

CLIMB! CLIMB NOW!!!

 

[chudbere]

New Elissa clip. Who here likes Thomas the Tank Engine?


Watch it all the way though. It's great.

It's hilarious to me that the tattoo edit he liked so much was done by my husband, who also did the Where's Lolcow poster back in October that Rackets loved. Maybe I just need to have my husband do all my Nick segments from now on, then he won't be so assmad.

Edit: also fantastic video by Elissa--I hope she starts doing more edits like this.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If anything he will just be gay and not read any super chats until after Kyle leaves

I'd be shocked if he didn't do this. At best he'll pick and choose a couple to read and leave the bulk for the end.

 

[Potatoherder]

He is actually covering a big news topic on the day and it's about icky law stuff.

It's Time to [Start] Stop: Reviewing Crowder on Contracts, and a Disturbing Investigation

Crowder is out here, exposing big conservative media contracts. Let's take a look at what he's got, and talk about where he is going. After that we're going to look into a very disturbing investigatio

rumble.com

 

[mailfrawd]

He is actually covering a big news topic on the day and it's about icky law stuff.

It's Time to [Start] Stop: Reviewing Crowder on Contracts, and a Disturbing Investigation

Crowder is out here, exposing big conservative media contracts. Let's take a look at what he's got, and talk about where he is going. After that we're going to look into a very disturbing investigatio

rumble.com

Sounds like he might cover the incestous faggots who adopted their brothers, raped them, and are now indicted. Nothing like wallsplaining in an effort to bring back your base.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

New Elissa clip. Who here likes Thomas the Tank Engine?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oePhdkZUvxg
Watch it all the way though. It's great.

The detractors do more editing work than Nick's actual editor.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I agree honesty is the best policy. So is not being a hypocrite.

Spoiler: Rekieta Law's Local Chat is a Guinea Pig for Locals

 

[Maude Snew]

The detractors do more editing work than Nick's actual editor.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=czJ9hQDBmG0

Everyone in here was wrong. Drex is fucking Nick, not his wife.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'd be shocked if he didn't do this. At best he'll pick and choose a couple to read and leave the bulk for the end.

So what you're telling me is he's not gonna read the one from Metokur Masochist (for $20!) asking if Kyle knows what a Balldo is?

That tears it. Show is gonna suck.

The detractors do more editing work than Nick's actual editor.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=czJ9hQDBmG0

That's a good clip, but if they employed @Not Who You Think's use of the clip from Leon: The Professional ("EVERYYYYYYONE!") right before "That includes you Drex" it would be have been a flawless victory. Link to post. See video at bottom.

 

[Potatoherder]

I agree honesty is the best policy. So is not being a hypocrite.
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He really has the troon mindset. Upset he came out of the closet as degen coomer and hasn't been sainted.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Jesus Christ Rackets. Just buy a fucking sports car or something.
Worst mid life crisis on the internet ever.
Edit: Forgot Rackets already wrecked his. Please rate late and gay.

 

[Maude Snew]

Jesus Christ Rackets. Just buy a fucking sports car or something.
Worst mid life crisis on the internet ever.

He did and crashed it immediately. I like to think he drove off the lot straight into a lamp post. It wasn't quite as stupid but it's a fun little thing to imagine.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

He did and crashed it immediately. I like to think he drove off the lot straight into a lamp post. It wasn't quite as stupid but it's a fun little thing to imagine.

He did. The late stickers reminded me.

 

[dustnight]

The detractors do more editing work than Nick's actual editor.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=czJ9hQDBmG0

 

[mindlessobserver]

Rekieta just said om his show he has a contract with locals.

He's contractually obligated to have his cougar den of wine moms

 

[repentance]

"Defamation-proof" generally doesn't work in the other direction. You can't really claim you're such an absolute retard that absolutely nobody would believe what you say because you're only known as a completely retarded piece of shit.

If there is such a defense, Nick doesn't qualify for it. He actually has credibility at least in a certain sphere.

You could argue that Monty is defamation-proof, though.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Everyone in here was wrong. Drex is fucking Nick, not his wife.

I actually suggested that on youtube. Then Rekieta reported me for "cyberbullying and harassment."
And here I am. Congrats, Rekieta, you weaponized another ex-listener.