Most ghetto name you’ve ever come across?

[AirdropShitposts]

Shithead, it's pronounced Sha-THEED, cracker.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

No joke: A girl named Felony. Perhaps her mother was underage.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Boosie

That poor motherfucker must hear a neverending cacophony of bussy jokes.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Had class in college with a black girl named Sha'queeter. Yes, that was her actual name.

Sounds like the nigger version of queefing. It's been said multiple times but what the fuck is up with hood rats naming their kids like this? I guess Catherine or Victoria or whatever is too white and therefore rayciss?

 

[Black Spruce]

Shau'nquisha

I think that's how you spell it... It's probably never been spelled the same more than once, anyway.

 

[shinkansen]

Tylenol

 

[thog]

There is a retired NFL lineman named D'Brickashaw Ferguson, and an active player named L'Jarius Sneed.

 

[timewave0]

There are some wild ones out there. When I was in highschool my friends and I used to play a game where we’d search Facebook for the most over-the-top possible black name to see if anyone really existed under that name. Most of the time they did.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

L'Darius

 

[Baguette Child]

I knew a nigress named Tilapia once. I felt bad for her. Not only is she named after a fish, it's like the most boring fish in the whole fucking ocean.

 

[thog]

There are some wild ones out there. When I was in highschool my friends and I used to play a game where we’d search Facebook for the most over-the-top possible black name to see if anyone really existed under that name. Most of the time they did.

I might have to make a Facebook account just to do that. Sounds like a good time.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I have two blonde, blue-eyed german boys living in my hood who are fucking named Tyron. Not Tyrone, which would be even more funny, Tyron, english pronounciation and all.
How do i know these boys names, you may wonder? Their total whore, slutted- and tatted-up single mothers insist on shouting the name on the top of their lungs every time i'm grocery shopping and they are in the store, too, which is almost every day. Kids never had a chance.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Shithead, it's pronounced Sha-THEED, cracker.

I was gonna say I went to school with one of these but I was afraid it might be too much of a powerlevel. I guess there's more than one lol

There was also a Lemonjello and Oranjello, Leh-mon-juh-low, O-ron-juh-low

 

[Not a bee]

Met several Tequilas.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

There was a video from like 10+ years ago of two nigresses fighting, when the fight starts a spectator shrieks: "Sharkeesha nooooooo!" There's a million videos of nigresses fighting, but that one always stuck with me.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

Worked with a girl named Tierrany, pronounced "Tyranny". Despite the dumb name, she was a decent worker and had a good sense of humor about her name, really played into it when she became a manager and started ordering people around.

I also knew a pair of twins in college named Lemongello ("Leh-mon-ja-low") and Mellongello ("Mel-lon-ja-low"). Their mother was illiterate and grabbed two boxes off the shelf before heading to the hospital. She told the nurse she wanted her kids named after the boxes of Lemon and Melon-flavored jello. The nurse couldn't talk her out of it, sadly.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Worked with a girl named Tierrany, pronounced "Tyranny". Despite the dumb name, she was a decent worker and had a good sense of humor about her name, really played into it when she became a manager and started ordering people around.

I went to college with two or three Tierannies.

Others I've encountered/seen:
Donquantavius
Trè
Ebony Black
Hershey
Myqueenus
Mylove
A'ablessing
Cinderella
Cinnamon
Simian (I shit you not)
Retina (reh-tee-nuh)
Trasha (trah-shay)

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

My wife worked with a Cinnamon.
Cinnamon was white, presumably still is.
I suspect the black version would have to be spelled Sinnamon or somthing.
BTW Spell check recognizes Sinnamon so someone is named that.

 

[Nique la mere de Macron]

Personal experience (working in an inner-city ER), NOT "my brother's cousin's wife who is a teacher/nurse":

Aristartle.

Not a typo.

Also, Passionette.

Also, a very nice and smart girl I used to know was named Chevelle. Yes, after the car.

Spoiler: PL I'm still mad at Dad

I, too, have an incredibly stupid name, and we would commiserate over the idiocy of our parents.

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

I met a man whose granddaughters were named Strawberry, Blueberry and Raspberry (which may have to do with why he was the one taking care of them).