Hospital in France partially evacuated after A&E visit reveals World War One bomb in pensioner's anus

Kids' ward evacuated after pensioner shows up at A&E with WW1 bomb up his a*se

A hospital in southern France was temporarily evacuated after doctors discovered that the foreign object stuck up their patient's bum was an antique artillery shell

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An elderly gentleman who arrived at an Accident and Emergency centre in Toulon, France, sparked a bomb alert after doctors realise the had a First World War artillery shell lodged in his anus.
One member of hospital staff told French news site VAR-Matin that the explosive object was something of a first.

"An apple, a mango or even a can of shaving foam,” they said, “we are used to finding unusual objects inserted where they shouldn't be. But a shell? Never!”

 

[Seventh Star]

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I was hoovering in the nude when I tripped over the cat and...

You know, a 37mm Puteaux shell is still a pretty nice historical piece. Can I have it if the old dude won't?

Also lol, "bomb". Fucking journos.

 

[jje100010001]

Please let this turn into a Yugoslavia-type thing but for France.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

You know, a 37mm Puteaux shell is still a pretty nice historical piece. Can I have it if the old dude won't?

Also lol, "bomb". Fucking journos.

Putain

Also this is normal for fags... 90 year old men stuffing anti tank shells in their rectums and then going to the hospital "tee hee I think there's something wrong down there"

They should have euthanized him

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

That's nice, but where's the video? I want to watch this geezer shove a bomb up his chocolate starfish.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Putain

Also this is normal for fags... 90 year old men stuffing anti tank shells in their rectums and then going to the hospital "tee hee I think there's something wrong down there"

They should have euthanized him

This is the second bomb up the bum story on here in like 40 days so I'm going to say you're not wrong.

 

[TowinKarz]

Wouldn't a firm tap from a hammer get it out more quickly?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Please let this turn into a Yugoslavia-type thing but for France.

We can only hope.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Is anyone familiar with the chemistry of these old shells? Could the chemicals in it have converted over all this time into something more dangerous? If not, given its a shell, there really was no risk, unless I am mistaken.

This crazy old coot is a shoe in to be the winner of "Most Senile" at the coomer awards.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

He likes butt bombs and he cannot lie.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySd-MYoOFo4

 

[Kari Kamiya]

That isn't what it means to have "explosive diarrhea", Grandpa!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Putain

Also this is normal for fags... 90 year old men stuffing anti tank shells in their rectums and then going to the hospital "tee hee I think there's something wrong down there"

They should have euthanized him

If only it was Canada.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Is anyone familiar with the chemistry of these old shells? Could the chemicals in it have converted over all this time into something more dangerous? If not, given its a shell, there really was no risk, unless I am mistaken.

This crazy old coot is a shoe in to be the winner of "Most Senile" at the coomer awards.

The explosives and propellant break down becoming weaker over time, especially if it was stored poorly. However, before they get weaker, they actually become more volatile and will produce a more powerful explosion. That said, ammo has a pretty long shelf life. I have ammo from ww2 that's still perfectly functional, and I've shot even older.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

This is the second bomb up the bum story on here in like 40 days so I'm going to say you're not wrong.

I found one from a year ago in the UK

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

What happens at Objective Butter, stays at Objective Butter.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

I found one from a year ago in the UK

This is a THING??
Is there some weird forum they're on - r/dangerousdildos or something?

 

[WonderWino]

Cop: put your hands up and step out of the ER or i'll blow your ass off!
Old man: oh really?

 

[HERE YOU GO]

"giant dick shaped bullet extracted from mans ass"

"in france"

gaaaaay.

 

[Otterly]

No one’s made a ‘call the bum squad’ joke yet so I will.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

you know what I"m gonna give props here.

Dude is 80 and still trying to fuck around that's pretty crazy IMHO. I'm around his age and can't remember the last time sex was on my mind let alone have the urge to do something about it.

Bravo you brave faggot, bravo.