- Dołączono
- 31 Gru 2018
This isn't really social media at first, but it is about troonery. Anyway, I was doing some standard surveillance for Jesse Singal's TERF guerilla squad to help bring about the Rowling Reich (PBUH, long may she reign!) and came across some subjects talking about some band. They were saying stuff like "her voice is amazing", "she sounds so much better now" and "she is one of the best vocalists ever" and I thought interesting, maybe a possible convert to the TERF cause? So I ordered the servant to pop open a new tab and direct it to this secret website I know about (youtube.com btw, check it out) and put in the band name. I started listening to one of those videos where it's just a picture of the album cover and was wondering where the chick was. Pretty impressive!
So I had the servant click on one of their music videos and since you're in this thread you already know where this is going. It's one of them screamo bands and "she" is the screamer:
And of course they've also made a QUEER RIGHTS statement video:
Anyway, I just wish I could tell which type of barely legal [optimistic framing, rewrite -ed] girl he wants to skinwalk but alas, there's no way to know, science just hasn't advanced enough:
The drummer is his brother, I'd have to look at videos again to tell you which other guy that is. Anyway, here's the obligatory completely unique individual tweets from looking at his Twitter page for ten seconds:
His pinned tweet of him doing a bunch of shitty dude kicks and almost losing his lowrise pants during a concert is pretty funny:
I give their latest album, which I didn't actually listen to, a 4.1/10.
I also wondered if this might be a troll because it's almost too perfectly written for what would be the joke, I don't know if ignoring the feelings of the hypothetical unicorn is deliberate or not but it's a masterstroke, I probably would have overwritten to labeling her greedy too, maybe most of all since she wants to deprive two other "victims" of a relationship, for only wanting two people rather than "settling" for one like everyone else "has" to.
So I had the servant click on one of their music videos and since you're in this thread you already know where this is going. It's one of them screamo bands and "she" is the screamer:
And of course they've also made a QUEER RIGHTS statement video:
Anyway, I just wish I could tell which type of barely legal [optimistic framing, rewrite -ed] girl he wants to skinwalk but alas, there's no way to know, science just hasn't advanced enough:
The drummer is his brother, I'd have to look at videos again to tell you which other guy that is. Anyway, here's the obligatory completely unique individual tweets from looking at his Twitter page for ten seconds:
His pinned tweet of him doing a bunch of shitty dude kicks and almost losing his lowrise pants during a concert is pretty funny:
I give their latest album, which I didn't actually listen to, a 4.1/10.
For those not understanding the kids hip new lingo, a "unicorn" is a bisexual woman for a threesome with two women and a guy.
I also wondered if this might be a troll because it's almost too perfectly written for what would be the joke, I don't know if ignoring the feelings of the hypothetical unicorn is deliberate or not but it's a masterstroke, I probably would have overwritten to labeling her greedy too, maybe most of all since she wants to deprive two other "victims" of a relationship, for only wanting two people rather than "settling" for one like everyone else "has" to.
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