Suppose you add another anus to your current anus, does that mean you have two anuses?

[Useful_Mistake]

Suppose, you get done upon, the operation of another anus, and it connects to your anus of originality with no skin separating the two anuses. Would that mean your anus-filed existence is a one-big-anus-existence, or a two-anus-existence?

I await a response from only the most prestigious of Kiwi Anus scholars.

 

[Naes]

Your question can only be answered by trannies.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Your question can only be answered by trannies.

I await a response from the mods, then.

 

[Naes]

I await a response from the mods, then.

LOL I was being sarcastic though.

 

[Cloacan]

Anus co-location should only be attempted by trained anus co-location professionals.

 

[Just A Butt]

this is an excellent question

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Anus co-location should only be attempted by trained anus co-location professionals.

But suppose one was a trained anus co-location professional, what would the answer to the question be?

 

[Milkis]

By Pinchhoff's Law, if you connect the anuses in series, you merely have a longer anus with the same capacity. If you connect them in parallel, as you ask here, the total anus capacity is doubled. It is possible, in an undergraduate context, to decompose this double anus into two lump-element anuses for analysis. However, the reality is that secondary factors of the anus, like parasitic capacitance and inductance, do not scale linearly with anal capacity. Sewing two anuses together in such a manner (especially when likely constrained by the geometry of the ass crack) will change the properties of the anus in subtle ways, which often escape symbolic reasoning altogether and must be referred to numeric methods like finite-element analysis. This problem arises a lot in microwave applications, e.g. when using your asshole as a leaky waveguide to detect submarine activity.

In sum, the underlying principle to keep in mind here is: for most simple purposes, anal capacity is a continuum. It's possible to think of an anus as an arbitrary number of parallel anuses with compact support, as long as you pick an anus of reference (e.g. Belle Delphine's, or Nikocado's if using imperial units) and stick to it. However, larger anuses will always have complex secondary characteristics that make them sui generis, and so in truth, all anuses of any size experience a one-anus existence.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I'm just upset you posted this after Halloween. I would've used my two anuses to make a wicked Xenomorph costume.

 

[Not Really Here]

The technical term for that is "neo-vagina".

 

[Spunt]

Yes.



(The version in my avi won't animate any more since I changed it back, I think it got de-optimised and is now too big, @Mister Qwerty do you have the original or can you assist in un-fucking my avi?)

 

[Pelican Bones]

I believe it would be "two ani"

 

[Pissmaster]

Anuses are concepts, not objects. You can't just hold an anus, considering it's the resulting void of other organs surrounding it, much like how you can't hold the grand canyon.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

much like how you can't hold the grand canyon.

If I had bigger hands I could!