🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Fat boy has packed up his horse and piglet and hit the road. The last thread got derailed over time and it seemed best to start this investigation from scratch. I will post a list of potential locations shortly. If there was ever a good time for a distraction it seemed like now was a good time. Lets catch ourselves a hog.

 

[GuntN7]

@Pit Viper Salesman is the new @Christorian X, but scarier. Now on the deep web.

 

[Obsul]

Press X to doubt on his trusty steed being with him. I think Secretariat bolted from the stables a while back. I haven't seen mane nor tail of her, at least.
Maybe she's made an appearance and I'm just out of the loop.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

GuntHunt 2.0 is a go.
I cant wait to see where his new rented house will be because we know Ralph doesn't own shit.

 

[An automatic clown]

The last time he claimed he was done with Richmond it was just to answer for his civil suit I believe. So something happened, again, that will come out eventually.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

If Ralph actually went somewhere I give it a month, tops. This is the guy who read his credit card info out on stream; he isn't smart enough to make a hunt really interesting.

I doubt he actually went anywhere, tbh. But, if he did, I'm sure Beijing's finest here at the Farms will find his latest DUI or traffic accident no matter where he goes.

 

[Slimy Time]

If Ralph actually went somewhere I give it a month, tops. This is the guy who read his credit card info out on stream; he isn't smart enough to make a hunt really interesting.

I doubt he actually went anywhere, tbh. But, if he did, I'm sure Beijing's finest here at the Farms will find his latest DUI or traffic accident no matter where he goes.

Got sited within hours of him touching down in Portugal in his second trip. Someone will find out where he is.

 

[3322]

COME OOOOON MEXICOOOOO! It took him quite a while to drive wherever he is now, they even had to stay at a hotel over night. Maybe Meigh finally got her passport and they are in Mexico, we need some good fucking news around here.

 

[Near]

Where's Cuckstorian X, this shit's BUGGED

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph will never own property.

 

[Spez]

I put a bounty of 300 Corn Cobs for the location of this notorious gunted criminal.

 

[namai337]

I fucking hope its going to be drakenlord case where gunt is so pissed off by an a-log that he will dox himself

 

[Dear Leader Pol Pot]

Jokes on all of us he hasnt even left his crack shack yet. has anyone checked court records yet to see if anything is coming up for reethan?

 

[Yaito-Chan]

Which Twitter grifter is going to shit up the thread this time?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I fucking hope its going to be drakenlord case where gunt is so pissed off by an a-log that he will dox himself

That’s inevitable. Remember always that this nigga was dumb enough to read his CC number aloud on a livestream.

 

[_squall]

I honest-to-god believe he's actually moving to Florida. May be wrong but it'd make more sense to have some distance from Vegas for plausible deniability to Meigh when he goes there to get coked up and bang hookers.

 

[Romper Stomper]

That’s inevitable. Remember always that this nigga was dumb enough to read his CC number aloud on a livestream.

I need the fucking context for this holy shit lmfao

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I need the fucking context for this holy shit lmfao

He was doing an IRL stream and read out his credit card info to a customer service rep. He even covered his mouth thinking that it’d somehow keep people fromreading his lips even though he forgot to mute shit on his end.

 

[Melon_salt]

How cocky has he gotten since all of this shit started?

 

[Micheal Westen]

How cocky has he gotten since all of this shit started?

Extremely. Plus his Daddy Jim got banned off of Twitter so he had a full on hands free orgasm.

Ok maybe not hands free...