💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

This is easily the most consistently funny thread on this site. I love how this swine of a man, never, ever learns. He always falls for the bait. Like my dude...no one cares about your threats and bluster, looking at you, you would good down faster in a fight, than you go down on the pepperoni you make from make unattended black children.

That being said, I am looking forward to the Fatrick Heart-attack arc that I figure is coming before the end of the year.
 
This is consistently my favorite thread because Fatrick is the tard that keeps on milking so to speak.
Like Fatricks girth this thread couldn’t be contained by the tranny shutdown.
 
The irony of him saying touch grass. The man is a fat drunk who is terminally online and constantly engaging with people who fuck with him. Who is this idiot's lawyer that told him people you never met not threatening you constitutes harassment? If that was a law, people would be prosecuting the shit out of telemarketers. Watch out, Bud! The Internet tough guy is going to come to your house and kick your ass.
 
More fresh crying about the farms.

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Death threats...

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People who live in cheated on houses shouldn’t throw your wife’s boyfriend stones
Will this picture ever not be the ultimate reply to anything our oinker ever does for the rest of his life? I have viewed this image time and again, and to this day I am stunned at how badly this must damage a person mentally. Putting myself into Porkricks trotters, if this was an image of my wife sitting on a mans lap who has a donger that is known to be Pringles Can YOOOGE, I would run for the hills and live life as a hermit, as that would be the only way to escape this utter humiliation.

And since this fat fruit can't run, the best he can do is a dive bar in fucking Milwaukee, a city that is mysteriously losing diversity in certain neighborhoods at an alarming rate.

I want Porkchop to explain this picture very badly. Maybe Quasi can take a few dollars off of the DEBT in order to do so?
 
Google is aylawgging Pat again:

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Niki will age an extra 30 years if she ever gets bangs or cuts her hair at all. I bet she even wears those sunglasses on her head when she goes to bed. Good call.
Imagine how insufferable Fat will be as an elderly man. While Niki wants and waits for nonexistent grandchildren to show up at the half-house for Thanksgiving, Christmas and Halloween, instead she's stuck in a booth at Hooligan's for the holidays as old Fatrick pesters her with his dinosaur toy and copy/pastes replies to the grandchildren of Rascals on his phone.
 
Imagine how insufferable Fat will be as an elderly man. While Niki wants and waits for nonexistent grandchildren to show up at the half-house for Thanksgiving, Christmas and Halloween, instead she's stuck in a booth at Hooligan's for the holidays as old Fatrick pesters her with his dinosaur toy and copy/pastes replies to the grandchildren of Rascals on his phone.
I can already picture him at the bank:

"Hurr, child, you must give me 10% on muh CD because you big banks gotta pay your fair share."

"Sir, this is a community bank, we can't give you that rate."

"Yes, child, you can, because you won't pay your fair share."

"Mr. Tomlinson, you have next to no money to your name. Is this check even legit?"

"Hurr, yes, child, I wrote it on my account, so you are obligated to take it".
 
Pat living long enough to be old is your delusions again, child.

(Meaning your lifestyle is unhealthy, Patrick. Heart disease approaches)
 
Hey Pat, have you ever considered, for even a brief moment, that you might be a vindictive dickhead? Maybe that’s why you draw so much ire to yourself. Cause chances are, if everyone in the room hates you, you’re the common denominator.
 
Hey Pat, have you ever considered, for even a brief moment, that you might be a vindictive dickhead? Maybe that’s why you draw so much ire to yourself. Cause chances are, if everyone in the room hates you, you’re the common denominator.
No, child, I am good because I am a decent human being and you are a sociopath stalker.

You have been instructed, multiple times, to cease contact with this number. Do so constitutes felony harassment.
 
This is why i love this cow so much, he gets so mad at school-grade phone pranks.
Totally not a pedophile guys. This fictional race that he devised and wrote about in his own books and has sex at 14 is already mature

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Do all of his fictional sci fi races just happen to mature at underage? I wouldn't call him a motherfucker if he had a race of Barbobs that matured at 60. (Fucking Asari)
 
More fresh crying about the farms.

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I don't expect this fat idiot to realize it ever but it's not an invasion of privacy to see things people do publicly. Your Twitter, your backwards fence, your living at Hooligan's, etc. these are all public. Getting your poor high school records is only vaguely private (as indicated by the fact that someone else has them) as is the phone number you've never changed. Almost all your content on the Kiwi Farms comes from you doing things publicly like SUING PEOPLE IN COURT or LARPing as an automotive expert.

Also lots of people get famous and never get money or drugs out of it. Public service was once predicated on not getting anything personally out of it and we still have norms that they have to fake it like Hillary claiming they were "broke" coming out of the White House. You yourself are a PUBLISHED AUTHOR of how many books that have never sold? You haven't become "more famous" with the general public than you already were! You actually did get money out of it, an organization completely funded your frivolous lawsuit against your atalkers!
 
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