💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I left a very special review for a very special boy in honor of his 1000.
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I'm retarded but what the hell is this guy saying about the radio antenna? What would that do?
My guess is he wants to falsify a police radio call, telling other cops over the radio that there's a shooting somewhere. What he forgets is that encrypred radios exist and the police use coded language to avoid these kinds of situations.
 
I would like to express that I and my family have been suffering severe harassment from Tomlinson's fans and/or estate over the past several years, perhaps in relation to this marathon investigation which I may have had hand in. I have read archived posts on this site which inspire me to continue my art and literature even through all these weird interactions and threats I am suffering sometimes daily. As such, I would like thank dearly the members and managers of this internet forum. I see that there are people here who have been on my side since the beginning. As a street-entrenched "starving artist" type, I value extremely other content creators and so-called "consoomers" who are invested in bettering the climate for sharing and creation in the online sphere and connected world. It is still early days on the internet, but I see incredible work being done here, and the activism and legal scholarship is impressive beyond my personal scope. Thank you, everyone.
 
I've read worse, having written worse. I used to be a teenager, after all.
Happy 1000 pages everyone. I'm glad I was here to witness this historic moment.
It was a cold, dark night in Milwaukee. Of course, that’s the sort of night experienced grinders preferred. A hot, bright night meant you’d ignited a blast from a nog or been spotted by police. Such nights were known for their levity on the Farms.

Thank you @Caverlock for OP, thank you all for posting a grand, and to be honest, thank you Patrick Sean Tomlinson. What an amusing journey, child.

Postscript edit: Thank you @Quasi. Nice win, and Patrick looks fat holding the L.
 
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Holy shit this is a masterpiece. Bonus points for the Rocky Balboa/Adrienne gag.
Fucking amazing isn't it. Randoms who's only motivation is to laugh at Pat's expense are a hell of a lot better writers and a hell of a lot more creative than he could ever be. Just goes to show if actual Joe verage people decided to write science fiction Pat, Chuck Wendig, Lindsay Ellis and a whole lot of other cows would be put out of the job.
 
Pat is too dumb to realize that constantly threatening his detractors with prison, only for it to never happen, makes him into an utterly unconvincing paper tiger. Or at least a paper piglet.
 
It was a cold, dark night in Milwaukee. Of course, that’s the sort of night experienced grinders preferred. A hot, bright night meant you’d ignited a blast from a nog or been spotted by police. Such nights were known for their levity on the Farms.

Thank you @Caverlock for OP, thank you all for posting a grand, and to be honest, thank you Patrick Sean Tomlinson. What an amusing journey, child.

Postscript edit: Thank you @Quasi. Nice win, and Patrick looks fat holding the L.
It's not the biggest W I've ever had, but hey: Wumbology doesn't discriminate.
 
About to pick up Pat’s new horror thriller novel, Dark Meats; chronicling a failed alcoholic novelist whose misfortunes take him deep into the Congo, where depraved tribesman prepare children to be sourced to an Italian-American processing plant that specializes in… alternative cured meat products. And the twist: it’s using the novelist’s home recipe.

Happy 1,000 pages Fatrick!
 
:tomlinson: The thread is fattening by the day! Happy 1000! :tomlinson:
 
I’d never seen this video of Pat trying way too hard to be edgy. Of course he’s drunk and his tits are bouncing up and down.


He’s been boasting on Twitter again about his shitty old “muscle car.” Pat is too stupid to realize it’s a bad look to brag about muscle anything when you are at least 200 pounds overweight. He really should embrace his inner bitch and transition. People would cut him way more slack if Patricia was the one throwing her weight around.

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