martinfinnegan / Sarah Anne / "Sander Safe Space" - obsessive Bioshock fan with a delusional streak

[Whiskey Foxtrot]

Can someone translate this into English for me?

"Kiwis are fat and I would not have sex with them."

 

[Pancake]

The only time I've ever heard of her bringing up her 'issues' in online fights was when she was being harassed by people defending untagged nsfw noncon incest and/or underage fanfic/fanart in the tags; ill-advised, possibly talking-out-of-her-ass powerleveling to prove a point against somebody coming after you for not shipping their incest otp? Yeah.

That shit is hilarious though.

'Abloobloo, I'm oppressed, stop having fun, fiction triggers me, bloobloo'

 

[lesboslut69]

That's really all I've got to say about it. Have fun shitting on the quality of my writing and calling me a liar and asking for my tits, and I'll keep being the only one getting off-topic marks in this thread for responses to your off-topic questions that got 'win's and 'greats' or whatever the fuck. And yet this place supposedly more than just a doxproof tumblr-knockoff self-affirming circlejerk soundboard. I should've known better than to seriously think that at one point.

Didn't ask.
Let me rephrase what I think @norrington is trying to say.

Have fun shitting on the quality of my writing and calling me a liar and asking for my tits

"I am..."

and I'll keep being the only one getting off-topic marks in this thread for responses to your off-topic questions that got 'win's and 'greats' or whatever the fuck.

"...butthurt."

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Alright, look. My first reaction to this site was mild revulsion, then I read some of your stuff, read more about the people you guys went after, read how users usually introduce a lolcow--generally with trepidation, especially if it's their first one or a new, unestablished lolcow; e.g. 'does this merit a thread? what do you guys think?' etc. Read through a few of them.

The people who got the most hate and the most attention were genuinely, verified completely full of shit about all their shit, were hiding behind fake-ass claims to oppression, were usually doing something disgusting on top of all that (thinly-disguised proana/mia shit encouraging others to take up dangerous, disordered behavior, encouraging/romanticizing self-harm, repeated confirmed-fake public 'suicide attempts/threats', or just straight up racist/antisemitic/homophobic/transphobic/etc).

There were some one-off people who might not have deserved it but who also usually didn't get the full, all-out treatment, who got a couple posts or pages mocked for their content but didn't get every part of their online life dredged up and made fun of for having endometriosis and scrutinized for how "legit" it seemed with no evidence to the contrary.

You guys keep insisting I care about her as if that proves I have some close personal relationship with her; I care about her, as much as I'd care about any person in her situation, dealing with the mental and physical issues she does, as I believe she genuinely is, because I've read this shit you guys think is so fucking bizarro for years. Some of you suggested she was fake-trans. And yeah, I doubt they were gonna go get HRT or seek out GRS, but I don't doubt they were experiencing some types of serious psychological distress bad enough that they could mistake it for a type of gender dysphoria--beyond that, they didn't respond to hate they got like 'uwu don't attack me ur just being transphobic!!1' which would have been fucking disgusting.

The only time I've ever heard of her bringing up her 'issues' in online fights was when she was being harassed by people defending untagged nsfw noncon incest and/or underage fanfic/fanart in the tags; ill-advised, possibly talking-out-of-her-ass powerleveling to prove a point against somebody coming after you for not shipping their incest otp? Yeah. Does that powerleveling, true or not, merit her getting her own personal lolcow thread and having her entire life deemed gross and bizarre by you guys? Fucking no. By your own goddamn standards.

It's not about white knighting, it's not about morals, it's about this forum apparently genuinely wanting to stay above getting sucked into petty personal vendettas disguised as lolcows by an anonymous OP, and me saying that's, apparently, full of shit. It's a low quality thread with low quality content on its own, and many have said on this thread that it wouldn't be remarkable on its own if their choice of kintype or whatever the fuck you call it wasn't sort of "bizarre" in its own right because it was Sander Cohen.

I'm not either of them. I never followed pagan (I'm pretty sure I followed martinfinnegan before the two of them ever met/started following each other). I'm not close to them. Hell, 'verify' me however the fuck you do that if you still want to keep insisting like I'm just one of them.

TL;DR - I'm telling you I think you're off-mark on this one. I'm trying to do it within the scope of your own community guidelines, pointing out how it's off by your own fucking standards. From the start, I've said this shit seemed gross of you guys to do, it seemed fucking out of character. From the response I've gotten, I've realized that's probably not the case.

That's really all I've got to say about it. Have fun shitting on the quality of my writing and calling me a liar and asking for my tits, and I'll keep being the only one getting off-topic marks in this thread for responses to your off-topic questions that got 'win's and 'greats' or whatever the fuck. And yet this place supposedly more than just a doxproof tumblr-knockoff self-affirming circlejerk soundboard. I should've known better than to seriously think that at one point.

Well that didn't take very long for you to come back.

 

[Doc Smith]

Okay, is it just me, or did Pagan's tumblr bio say something about dating Sarah?

Spoiler: Trouble in paradise?

Spoiler: On the other hand, she still has Fontaine and Cohen smooching on her sidebar.

Nah, they're still together. She still reblogs stuff for Sarah (the tag for her is #chaotic neutral bun) and talked about playing video games with her over the course of the week.

 

[Meowthkip]

Alright, look. My first reaction to this site was mild revulsion, then I read some of your stuff, read more about the people you guys went after, read how users usually introduce a lolcow--generally with trepidation, especially if it's their first one or a new, unestablished lolcow; e.g. 'does this merit a thread? what do you guys think?' etc. Read through a few of them.

The people who got the most hate and the most attention were genuinely, verified completely full of shit about all their shit, were hiding behind fake-ass claims to oppression, were usually doing something disgusting on top of all that (thinly-disguised proana/mia shit encouraging others to take up dangerous, disordered behavior, encouraging/romanticizing self-harm, repeated confirmed-fake public 'suicide attempts/threats', or just straight up racist/antisemitic/homophobic/transphobic/etc).

There were some one-off people who might not have deserved it but who also usually didn't get the full, all-out treatment, who got a couple posts or pages mocked for their content but didn't get every part of their online life dredged up and made fun of for having endometriosis and scrutinized for how "legit" it seemed with no evidence to the contrary.

You guys keep insisting I care about her as if that proves I have some close personal relationship with her; I care about her, as much as I'd care about any person in her situation, dealing with the mental and physical issues she does, as I believe she genuinely is, because I've read this shit you guys think is so fucking bizarro for years. Some of you suggested she was fake-trans. And yeah, I doubt they were gonna go get HRT or seek out GRS, but I don't doubt they were experiencing some types of serious psychological distress bad enough that they could mistake it for a type of gender dysphoria--beyond that, they didn't respond to hate they got like 'uwu don't attack me ur just being transphobic!!1' which would have been fucking disgusting.

The only time I've ever heard of her bringing up her 'issues' in online fights was when she was being harassed by people defending untagged nsfw noncon incest and/or underage fanfic/fanart in the tags; ill-advised, possibly talking-out-of-her-ass powerleveling to prove a point against somebody coming after you for not shipping their incest otp? Yeah. Does that powerleveling, true or not, merit her getting her own personal lolcow thread and having her entire life deemed gross and bizarre by you guys? Fucking no. By your own goddamn standards.

It's not about white knighting, it's not about morals, it's about this forum apparently genuinely wanting to stay above getting sucked into petty personal vendettas disguised as lolcows by an anonymous OP, and me saying that's, apparently, full of shit. It's a low quality thread with low quality content on its own, and many have said on this thread that it wouldn't be remarkable on its own if their choice of kintype or whatever the fuck you call it wasn't sort of "bizarre" in its own right because it was Sander Cohen.

I'm not either of them. I never followed pagan (I'm pretty sure I followed martinfinnegan before the two of them ever met/started following each other). I'm not close to them. Hell, 'verify' me however the fuck you do that if you still want to keep insisting like I'm just one of them.

TL;DR - I'm telling you I think you're off-mark on this one. I'm trying to do it within the scope of your own community guidelines, pointing out how it's off by your own fucking standards. From the start, I've said this shit seemed gross of you guys to do, it seemed fucking out of character. From the response I've gotten, I've realized that's probably not the case.

That's really all I've got to say about it. Have fun shitting on the quality of my writing and calling me a liar and asking for my tits, and I'll keep being the only one getting off-topic marks in this thread for responses to your off-topic questions that got 'win's and 'greats' or whatever the fuck. And yet this place supposedly more than just a doxproof tumblr-knockoff self-affirming circlejerk soundboard. I should've known better than to seriously think that at one point.

Sarah deserves a thread because she's a liar and a delusional idiot who thinks she's a video game character, or perhaps more accurately, wants people to call her a video game character so she can pretend hard enough and it might come true.

You don't seem to grasp this.

 

[Melkor]

Wait, so let me get this straight--Sarah decided to not lock down her Tumblr, so now everyone can see it again? Or am I missing something?

 

[norrington]

Wait, so let me get this straight--Sarah decided to not lock down her Tumblr, so now everyone can see it again? Or am I missing something?

you mean the caps that've been posted today? it's Pagan's blog.

 

[Melkor]

you mean the caps that've been posted today? it's Pagan's blog.

Wow, you're actually helpful for once. That's a change.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Alright, look. My first reaction to this site was mild revulsion, then I read some of your stuff, read more about the people you guys went after, read how users usually introduce a lolcow--generally with trepidation, especially if it's their first one or a new, unestablished lolcow; e.g. 'does this merit a thread? what do you guys think?' etc. Read through a few of them.

The people who got the most hate and the most attention were genuinely, verified completely full of shit about all their shit, were hiding behind fake-ass claims to oppression, were usually doing something disgusting on top of all that (thinly-disguised proana/mia shit encouraging others to take up dangerous, disordered behavior, encouraging/romanticizing self-harm, repeated confirmed-fake public 'suicide attempts/threats', or just straight up racist/antisemitic/homophobic/transphobic/etc).

There were some one-off people who might not have deserved it but who also usually didn't get the full, all-out treatment, who got a couple posts or pages mocked for their content but didn't get every part of their online life dredged up and made fun of for having endometriosis and scrutinized for how "legit" it seemed with no evidence to the contrary.

You guys keep insisting I care about her as if that proves I have some close personal relationship with her; I care about her, as much as I'd care about any person in her situation, dealing with the mental and physical issues she does, as I believe she genuinely is, because I've read this shit you guys think is so fucking bizarro for years. Some of you suggested she was fake-trans. And yeah, I doubt they were gonna go get HRT or seek out GRS, but I don't doubt they were experiencing some types of serious psychological distress bad enough that they could mistake it for a type of gender dysphoria--beyond that, they didn't respond to hate they got like 'uwu don't attack me ur just being transphobic!!1' which would have been fucking disgusting.

The only time I've ever heard of her bringing up her 'issues' in online fights was when she was being harassed by people defending untagged nsfw noncon incest and/or underage fanfic/fanart in the tags; ill-advised, possibly talking-out-of-her-ass powerleveling to prove a point against somebody coming after you for not shipping their incest otp? Yeah. Does that powerleveling, true or not, merit her getting her own personal lolcow thread and having her entire life deemed gross and bizarre by you guys? Fucking no. By your own goddamn standards.

It's not about white knighting, it's not about morals, it's about this forum apparently genuinely wanting to stay above getting sucked into petty personal vendettas disguised as lolcows by an anonymous OP, and me saying that's, apparently, full of shit. It's a low quality thread with low quality content on its own, and many have said on this thread that it wouldn't be remarkable on its own if their choice of kintype or whatever the fuck you call it wasn't sort of "bizarre" in its own right because it was Sander Cohen.

I'm not either of them. I never followed pagan (I'm pretty sure I followed martinfinnegan before the two of them ever met/started following each other). I'm not close to them. Hell, 'verify' me however the fuck you do that if you still want to keep insisting like I'm just one of them.

TL;DR - I'm telling you I think you're off-mark on this one. I'm trying to do it within the scope of your own community guidelines, pointing out how it's off by your own fucking standards. From the start, I've said this shit seemed gross of you guys to do, it seemed fucking out of character. From the response I've gotten, I've realized that's probably not the case.

That's really all I've got to say about it. Have fun shitting on the quality of my writing and calling me a liar and asking for my tits, and I'll keep being the only one getting off-topic marks in this thread for responses to your off-topic questions that got 'win's and 'greats' or whatever the fuck. And yet this place supposedly more than just a doxproof tumblr-knockoff self-affirming circlejerk soundboard. I should've known better than to seriously think that at one point.

Sorry I don't understand you. I don't speak retard.

 

[norrington]

Sorry I don't understand you. I don't speak exceptional individual.

You don't? I thought that was your whole schtick, ex-tumblrina/pedo-apologist-bff and all?

I wasn't gonna reply to this, but this plus the 21 ratings you gave all my posts in this thread in a span of about 20 minutes made me change my mind. Why the hate, buddy?

 

[Resident Tranny]

You're writing hundreds of words for people who couldn't give two shits. Think about that for a while.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

You don't? I thought that was your whole schtick, ex-tumblrina/pedo-apologist-bff and all?

I wasn't gonna reply to this, but this plus the 21 ratings you gave all my posts in this thread in a span of about 20 minutes made me change my mind. Why the hate, buddy?

I actually grew up, got some self-awareness, and stopped acting like a complete retard unlike you my friend.

 

[Doc Smith]

I got about bit curious about the ex and Sarah's history, so I did some searching to see what I could find. Not too much, as both of them wiped most of their old accounts, but here's a few I haven't seen posted yet.

https://web.archive.org/web/20120119032736/http://takotsubo5.tumblr.com/ - ex's old tumblr
https://web.archive.org/web/*/thyaoipervnumbah1.deviantart.com - ex's old dA
https://web.archive.org/web/20120117222804/http://kakudeikakuftw.deviantart.com/ - their old dA group
https://web.archive.org/web/20121222165232*/http://connorsegway.tumblr.com/ - Sarah's old URL
https://web.archive.org/web/20120201033434*/http://kakuzu1221.deviantart.com/ - Sarah's dA
http://kakuzu1221.livejournal.com/ - Sarah's LJ

Kind of funny how history repeats itself. Seems like she and her ex basically lived vicariously through this one pairing they both were obsessed with, too.

 

[lesboslut69]

Why the hate, buddy?

And yet another random.txt candidate.

 

[norrington]

https://web.archive.org/web/*/thyaoipervnumbah1.deviantart.com - ex's old dA

Yeah. This was one of the things that got me skeptical about this thread in the first place, actually. I'd found it too, through googling the ex's kiwifarms username and a couple other aliases. It had more content for fanart of the two of them, and seems easier to have referred kiwis to than just saying "google our old aliases x and z"

So it seemed weird that they wouldn't've linked that themselves to verify, but instead only used shit that had already been posted in this thread.

EDIT: grammar/clarity

 

[lesboslut69]

https://web.archive.org/web/20121222165232*/http://connorsegway.tumblr.com/ - Sarah's old URL

Honestly, just looking at the snapshots of her bio from her tumblr blog from December 2012, January 12, 2013, and January 23, 2013 , you can see the decay set in.

Spoiler: December 2012: I live on jack in the box and the sexual frustration that fictional men provide me with

Not much has changed, sadly.

Spoiler: January 12, 2013, I live on questionable Chinese food and a bad case of cynicism.

Spoiler: January 23, 2013, im kind of a shut in and social situations stress me out but dont be afraid to approach me i guess

 

[3-DAWG]

Christ im sorry but i canny be bothered reading over 4,000 words of @norrington posts that consist of walls of text and r nearly all rated autistic/off-topic or a-logging... whats going on? @norrington trying to defend puss vag is what i got out of skimming thro i think 5 pages

 

[Juscum]

whats going on? @norrington trying to defend puss vag is what i got out of skimming thro i think 5 pages

Just about. Also flagrant abuse of the ratings system, just shameful.

 

[Doc Smith]

Actually, @norrington, I could use your perspective on something. I'm pretty sure I found Sarah's parents with the dox that was posted earlier, and I noticed her dad's not registered as a sex offender in his area. You mentioned the mom knows about the abuse; did Sarah indicate it was never reported?