You got visited by a cute cat! What would you do?

[NekoRightsActivist]

...And that cat is me OwO
And nope, if you entered this thread, it's too late for you and you can't be un-visited by me.

"NYAAAAA UwU"

What would you do?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The only cute cat is @Cats

 

[T0oCoolFool]

 

[Haffhart]

Put a bullet 'tween your eyes.

(in Minecraft)

 

[Anime Kid With Goggles]

Your felid kind have massacred my primate ancestors for generations. You are my enemy, and you shall always be my enemy. Get out of my sight before me and my brethren beat you to death and hang your entrails to the trees.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Threaten to give it a bath unless it leaves.

 

[Dysnomia]

if you entered this thread, it's too late for you and you can't be un-visited by me.

Sounds like a youkai. Someone get Reimu in here. We need an extermination.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Sounds like a youkai. Someone get Reimu in here. We need an extermination.

too late, reimu has been corrupted by nekotism UwU
neko miko reimu UwU

 

[Wraith]

A cute cat doesn't have to announce it's a cute cat. It just is a cute cat.
Next bait thread.

 

[L50LasPak]

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Take you to the pound.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Even I can tell the difference between a cute cat and a fed in a fursuit.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

A cute cat doesn't have to announce it's a cute cat. It just is a cute cat.
Next bait thread.

UwU UwU UwU *kawaii giggles"

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I am only familiar with one cat, and that is @SandyCat because they are a nigger.

 

[Meat Target]

I give headpats to all creatures.

 

[Pissmaster]

pour out an extra bowl of food and hope you don't piss on the carpet while I'm asleep

 

[winterfag]

Jizz self and do nothing

 

[bebopsingh]

I give asspats to all creatures.

Fixed

 

[Heckler1]

Studies have shown that cats do actually miss their owners when they're gone, and will choose their owners over food/water even when hungry.

 

[RollerGator]

Break the neck and throw in the garbage.