Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Bubble Ba'ath]

This fucking thread lol. Every time you think the cow is running dry something inevitably happens and its a fucking Niagara Falls of milk.

The Keffals saga will not end until it ends up with being married in bitter seclusion to Gunt and somehow reproduce through unholy alchemy.

 

[karakal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOGjHteV07Y if you're confused by some of the content in the DM's, I can clarify. The first part is about Keffals malding at me making a joke under Polus's tweet about Keffals because their debate was an absolute shitshow. I also had a retarded argument with Hal a couple months later over whether Polus defended Keffals or not by asking Hal to ask the correct pronouns which at the very least led to some funny moments. That's all I can think to clarify beforehand. The main tweet cataloging this argument: https://twitter.com/agamids/status/1541810096786874368

I just wanted to highlight this part for all the Keffals defence force trannies who lurk the thread.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

I just wanted to highlight this part for all the Keffals defence force trannies who lurk the thread.Wyświetl załącznik 3472309

• tranny
• normal

pick one, Lucas

 

[Beeg Snake]

I've put my autism to full use, and found the location where Lucas took one of his selfies posted on his Twitter. This could also help to confirm the Yorkville Apartments dox, as the location is only a 5 minute walk.


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The original photo

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Zoomed in on reflection in eye, shows two poles/corners in a doorway

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The location of the photo on google streetview. Notice the corridor to the door, corresponding to the corners shown in reflection in his eye.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471957
Reversed for legibility, a reflection of part of a sign shown in the upper right of the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471959
The full sign, located directly across from the location of the photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471960
Closed sign in the original photo.

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Matching closed sign on the front door of the store.

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Address of the store is 113 Dundas St, London, ON N6A 1G1

Holy fucking shit. This is some autism level that I haven't seen since HWNDU. Can't give you a Semper Fi but have a medal you absolute autistic cunt.

 

[Gourmet Race]

I've put my autism to full use, and found the location where Lucas took one of his selfies posted on his Twitter. This could also help to confirm the Yorkville Apartments dox, as the location is only a 5 minute walk.


Wyświetl załącznik 3471954
The original photo

Wyświetl załącznik 3471955
Zoomed in on reflection in eye, shows two poles/corners in a doorway

Wyświetl załącznik 3471956
The location of the photo on google streetview. Notice the corridor to the door, corresponding to the corners shown in reflection in his eye.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471957
Reversed for legibility, a reflection of part of a sign shown in the upper right of the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471959
The full sign, located directly across from the location of the photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471960
Closed sign in the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471961
Matching closed sign on the front door of the store.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471988
Address of the store is 113 Dundas St, London, ON N6A 1G1

Autistic people are on a whole new level when they weaponize it, holy crap. No sane man would even consider using the reflection of someone's eyes to get this much information, let alone actually succeeding doing so. I applaud and hope you weaponize your autism more.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

I've put my autism to full use, and found the location where Lucas took one of his selfies posted on his Twitter. This could also help to confirm the Yorkville Apartments dox, as the location is only a 5 minute walk.


Wyświetl załącznik 3471954
The original photo

Wyświetl załącznik 3471955
Zoomed in on reflection in eye, shows two poles/corners in a doorway

Wyświetl załącznik 3471956
The location of the photo on google streetview. Notice the corridor to the door, corresponding to the corners shown in reflection in his eye.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471957
Reversed for legibility, a reflection of part of a sign shown in the upper right of the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471959
The full sign, located directly across from the location of the photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471960
Closed sign in the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471961
Matching closed sign on the front door of the store.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471988
Address of the store is 113 Dundas St, London, ON N6A 1G1

OUTSTANDING WORK. thank you for your service.

 

[Autistic Faggot]

I've put my autism to full use, and found the location where Lucas took one of his selfies posted on his Twitter. This could also help to confirm the Yorkville Apartments dox, as the location is only a 5 minute walk

Everyday the good people of the farms inspire me to be a better, more retarded autist.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I've put my autism to full use, and found the location where Lucas took one of his selfies posted on his Twitter. This could also help to confirm the Yorkville Apartments dox, as the location is only a 5 minute walk.


Wyświetl załącznik 3471954
The original photo

Wyświetl załącznik 3471955
Zoomed in on reflection in eye, shows two poles/corners in a doorway

Wyświetl załącznik 3471956
The location of the photo on google streetview. Notice the corridor to the door, corresponding to the corners shown in reflection in his eye.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471957
Reversed for legibility, a reflection of part of a sign shown in the upper right of the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471959
The full sign, located directly across from the location of the photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471960
Closed sign in the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471961
Matching closed sign on the front door of the store.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471988
Address of the store is 113 Dundas St, London, ON N6A 1G1

This is on the same level as the glowies who found Osama.

Autistic people are amazing.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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What is this "something" he stands for?

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Bad political moves for 100.
(A)

He probably thinks this is him moving up in the world instead of Nina Turner's continued failures moving her down to his level.

I've put my autism to full use, and found the location where Lucas took one of his selfies posted on his Twitter. This could also help to confirm the Yorkville Apartments dox, as the location is only a 5 minute walk.


Wyświetl załącznik 3471954
The original photo

Wyświetl załącznik 3471955
Zoomed in on reflection in eye, shows two poles/corners in a doorway

Wyświetl załącznik 3471956
The location of the photo on google streetview. Notice the corridor to the door, corresponding to the corners shown in reflection in his eye.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471957
Reversed for legibility, a reflection of part of a sign shown in the upper right of the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471959
The full sign, located directly across from the location of the photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471960
Closed sign in the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471961
Matching closed sign on the front door of the store.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471988
Address of the store is 113 Dundas St, London, ON N6A 1G1

People have spent over a decade making fun of CSI* for doing this but a Kiwi just proved it's actually possible.

*

 

[Hamdulilah]

I just wanted to highlight this part for all the Keffals defence force trannies who lurk the thread.Wyświetl załącznik 3472309

Almost as if it's, you know, a mental fucking illness.

 

[MooseGump]

I just wanted to highlight this part for all the Keffals defence force trannies who lurk the thread.Wyświetl załącznik 3472309

Normal in clown world is worthy of a lifetime in asylums

 

[LikeAStone]

Nigga, you the feds?

 

[xQc]

We're four hours late to this, but Destiny is live right now skewering Lucas on his claims of us having overlap with DGG. It is a scripted stream, it is 94 pages long. We're getting mentioned quite a lot.

I watched a part of it where he basically denounced Kiwifarms for the Lucas thread. Which is quite funny because he tried to distance himself after using pictures from this exact thread on twitter. I don't care for this site so I'm not offended but I found it funny how he immediately moved off topic to not dwell on it, and possibly bring up the fact he has a fucking account on this exact site.

 

[Neil]

debatebro.mp4
Mangoranch remembers.

OK, so the KF nicknames so far are:
-Kiwi Farms (original mispronounced nickname of Cwcki Forums)
-Fanfic Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-The fan forum (Ethan Ralph)
-Faggot Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-Broke Dick Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-Karen Farms (Digibro, Dick Masterson, Shadman('s fanbase), Ethan Ralph, Nick Fuentes)
-Fruit Ranch (Puppychan)
-MangoRanch (Lucas "Keffals" Roberts)

Any others?

honorable mention to
-k*w*f*rms (random tumblr and twitter troons)

 

[Getwhatyou]

Unrelated to current events, but Lucas, I know you're reading this, and I want you to know that when Republicans win in 2024 and actually start rounding up trannies in concentration camps (inshallah), know that it is entirely due to you and your fellow trooncows that are physically incapable of NOT proving that you're all pedophiles, groomers, and severely mentally disturbed individuals. I hope they livestream it when they take Keffals round the back of the de-trooning facility and shoot him in the head along with the rest of the minor HRT cabal.

Are you still trusting the plan faggot? How much money did you donate to that grifting loser rather than your local church?

 

[Got Milk!]

I've put my autism to full use, and found the location where Lucas took one of his selfies posted on his Twitter. This could also help to confirm the Yorkville Apartments dox, as the location is only a 5 minute walk.

A couple days ago, I saw this video, and I thought "well that's probably the craziest thing I will see a human being do for a while." You have quickly proven that wrong and for a totally different reason. Wild shit you pulled off there.

 

[Autistic Faggot]

Are you still trusting the plan faggot? How much money did you donate to that grifting loser rather than your local church?

I'm not a Yank, tard. I simply keep up with US politics like fucked up reality TV. Really enjoying the troon genocide arc it's building up to

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I've put my autism to full use, and found the location where Lucas took one of his selfies posted on his Twitter. This could also help to confirm the Yorkville Apartments dox, as the location is only a 5 minute walk.


Wyświetl załącznik 3471954
The original photo

Wyświetl załącznik 3471955
Zoomed in on reflection in eye, shows two poles/corners in a doorway

Wyświetl załącznik 3471956
The location of the photo on google streetview. Notice the corridor to the door, corresponding to the corners shown in reflection in his eye.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471957
Reversed for legibility, a reflection of part of a sign shown in the upper right of the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471959
The full sign, located directly across from the location of the photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471960
Closed sign in the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471961
Matching closed sign on the front door of the store.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471988
Address of the store is 113 Dundas St, London, ON N6A 1G1

I've put my autism to full use, and found the location where Lucas took one of his selfies posted on his Twitter. This could also help to confirm the Yorkville Apartments dox, as the location is only a 5 minute walk.


Wyświetl załącznik 3471954
The original photo

Wyświetl załącznik 3471955
Zoomed in on reflection in eye, shows two poles/corners in a doorway

Wyświetl załącznik 3471956
The location of the photo on google streetview. Notice the corridor to the door, corresponding to the corners shown in reflection in his eye.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471957
Reversed for legibility, a reflection of part of a sign shown in the upper right of the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471959
The full sign, located directly across from the location of the photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471960
Closed sign in the original photo.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471961
Matching closed sign on the front door of the store.

Wyświetl załącznik 3471988
Address of the store is 113 Dundas St, London, ON N6A 1G1

I'm gonna run the eyball picture through different AI enhancers to see which one pops out with the best detail

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

That’s kinda good ngl.
(A)

Deleted. Probably because it’s a supremely retarded tweet and just shows how privileged Lucas is.

 

[AustinNoPowers]

https://twitter.com/PunishedProject/status/1545586467317104640 BREAKING NEWS: Keffals has just rejected a good faith debate with Aiden. This is just further proof Keffals runs from anyone that doesn't suck her girlcock 100%