Elon Musk's son is changing his name to confirm his gender identity (female) and to avoid association with Elon Musk

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Having a child in the US in the 21st century is a surefire way to turn your kid trans. If they're born male they'll realize they're female. If they're born female they'll realize they're male. Thus, if you want a son, select XX chromosomes in your IVF embryo. Realizing that you're trans is now the new rite of passage -- like getting your driver's license in the past.

(Note that this only applies if you're white. This also doesn't apply if your kid is actually gay since they won't need to earn special victim points, though gay men are rapidly losing this status and becoming part of the patriarchy.)

EDIT: If they're too uncomfortable with being trans, they'll tick the "nonbinary" box as the minimum amount needed to be considered a non-evil human.
It's just like I said in response to Ethan Ralph and the idea of having another kid; if you just fuck and leave your kids to the wolves, this is going to be their fate.

Have kids or don't, it doesn't matter unless you're willing to take ownership of their protection and care. It's simply that unlike back in the day when bastards were destitute and lived on the lowest rungs of society and died young, nowadays they troon out and die off young from substance abuse or from suicide.

Ape brained retards act like people who don't blindly knock up any random whore they come across must be losers or something, but no, they just know better than to consider doing so if they aren't well established or with someone they can trust. If you don't raise your kids someone else will, and you probably won't like the outcome.

nigga what the fuck?
A lot of women are insane and fantasize about people screwing their dads a lot. Look, it's better to just accept it and not ask questions.
 
You know what you have to do, Elon
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Pretty sure all of his kids hate him cause he cheated on their mom and abandoned them to make a new family. Not because of some tweets.
IIRC (I don't really follow Musk, so I may be off), he's also basically no contact with his kids until they're like ten or something, with the exception of the one with the randomly generated password of a name.

Out of all the last names you could have, why would you ever willingly want to be a Wilson. This is legitimately more confusing than the troon angle.
I imagine because it's boring and common enough that if she's on a dating app or whatever, she isn't as likely to pick up people who would just use her to get close to her dad
 
Can you imagine? He's skeeting off more of these auti troons in Texas with Mexican whores.
 
Out of all the last names you could have, why would you ever willingly want to be a Wilson. This is legitimately more confusing than the troon angle.
ok see elon names his kids after exerimental aircraft and shit right? so you want him to crash and burn: you change your name to the volleyball
 
It's just like I said in response to Ethan Ralph and the idea of having another kid; if you just fuck and leave your kids to the wolves, this is going to be their fate.

Have kids or don't, it doesn't matter unless you're willing to take ownership of their protection and care. It's simply that unlike back in the day when bastards were destitute and lived on the lowest rungs of society and died young, nowadays they troon out and die off young from substance abuse or from suicide.

Ape brained retards act like people who don't blindly knock up any random whore they come across must be losers or something, but no, they just know better than to consider doing so if they aren't well established or with someone they can trust. If you don't raise your kids someone else will, and you probably won't like the outcome.


A lot of women are insane and fantasize about people screwing their dads a lot. Look, it's better to just accept it and not ask questions.
Am I the fucking anomaly...?
 
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I'm appreciative that Null is passively spreading awareness about Elon Musk's slow transition into a giga-cow.

For any of you not in the know, a lot of facts (confirmed as non-disinformation) have been coming out about Elon Musk, likely being dug up because his own large businesses are encroaching upon the territory of other very entrenched businesses. I am not defending him, this is speculation for why we are just learning from oil-giant shills about his antics such as:
- Elon Musk flashing his genitals at a female SpaceX employee and offering her a horse if she fucked him. She did have sex with him, and she resigned from her position in SpaceX- Musk paid her to stay quiet.
- Elon Musk leaving his female partners for younger and crazier women, and "fathering" many children, all while being too busy to raise them himself.
- Elon Musk sperging out on twitter because he was cucked by his estranged Canadian girlfriend "Grimes" for Hasan Piker and Bradley Manning.
- Elon Musk living alone in a quickly-fabricated home (practically a trailer) on the beach of Texas near his rocket program launch site.
- Elon Musk hiring competent tard wranglers for himself in all of his organizations to deal with all of his ludicrous (yet innovative?) demands that seem to appear as whims.
- Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin through his vast media influence.
- Elon Musk sperging out and going on very autistic rants during ALL of his mandatory conferences.
- Elon Musk trying and epically failing to get involved in the June 2018 Thailand Cave Rescue.
- Elon Musk being sued for defamation after calling a random on twitter a Pedophile

And probably a lot of other things I have already forgot. In any case, Elon Musk either revealed or spawned a lot of Lolcows on the internet in every community he has involved himself in, most of which have moronically doxed themselves over their hatred of Elon Musk. I am also looking forward to people paying more attention to him because of this feature, for which I am grateful, considering how his life and behavior is starting to spin out of control.

Please correct me if I got anything wrong.
I know about the old ones like
-Allegedly scamming people with Paypal
-Trying to memory hole the real founders of Tesla and goes into a tism when people mention them

The only recent ones I can recall typically just follow a pattern
>over promise results to have this ground breaking tech/system in a few short years
>get mad at people when they call it unrealistic or stupid
>launch something the does a fraction of what was promised
>insist that your just a few more years from a breakthrough that will make everything you promised a reality
You see this to a degree in all of his companies. Not so much in something like Tesla aside from undershooting production numbers/dates, But definitely in stuff like the Boring company, which promised underground automatic shuttles at 125+ mph and ended up being a slow over glorified uber service in a 2 mile tunnel. Even SpaceX could be considered the later depending on when exactly he started claiming they would get to mars by (iirc he was saying in 2011-2012 they would be their in a decade or two)
 
Gonna be Devil's Advocate for this.

It's been a bit since I read the article, but I don't believe sex occurred. He paid her to shut up which is pretty typical, but doesn't mean guilt. It's strictly a "what's cheaper option?" Even then the person that came out was the friend, not the actual person and that person - at the time I read it - would not comment. Which is smart because if an agreement did occur then she protected herself. Her friend however was an attention whore who went to the media without her consent. So I doubt the story on those grounds.

It's possible asking for consent would hurt her friend, but the way it sounds she really didn't care to ask. Seems to me she just wanted to ride the controversy wave of Musk buying Twitter.

I thought he only left the one family, but aight. I don't keep track on it because I'm still trying to figure out how faceblind you gotta be to get with Grimes.

I thought he said they were separated? Or open relationship or something dumb like that. I feel if he had fully sperged there would be way more articles in A&N to mock the board with.

Man loves job more than anything. It's his legacy. I can understand wanting to move there especially if he's not in any relationship at the moment.

This is the opposite of what an lolcow would do.

That's fairly normal kind of scummy for the field. Wall Street has done worse with stocks and retirement funds.

Got examples? Serious, I'd like to see them. It would put a light on his tranny son.

It wasn't some random it was the diver in Thailand if I remember right and Musk won that lawsuit because the pedophile diver was too stupid to sue him in the UK. Although, maybe he couldn't have, but he lives in England so not sure why he didn't there.

That's my Devil's Advocate for now.
Honestly people shit on Musk for all the wrong reasons, there are plenty of reasons to laugh at him that isn't the tabloid tier trash pushed on twitter and the MSM.
 
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