Write a scary story in two sentences

There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death.
 
A guy at school likes me even though I'm retarded. He walks around campus campus describing grisly murder scenes into a hand held recording device.
 
Pink fresh lemonade. Soo good to the last drop from the glass with class!
 
I'm sitting through a sociology lecture and am watching Chris's oestrogel video again.

The professor leans over my shoulder and tells me that he has an account here, follows me and recognizes my username.
 
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